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im the root of all evil actually. i give the evil the soil nutrients and water it needs, and i keep it from blowing over in a storm. sorry about that everyone

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re: last post, probably not surprising to anyone that i was never one of those kids who told weird fantastical obvious lies as a form of socializing, but i WAS their primary audience until like high school

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thinking about the time as a small child when the neighbors niece, who was like 3 years older than me, pointed to a drawing of mewtwo in an issue of nintendo power & said "i drew that, they just changed the name on it to protect my identity" & i believed her without hesitation. i thought she was cool but my parents thought she was a "bad influence" because of the time she "put me in a suitcase and rolled it out into the street" 🙄

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pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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Ghoul versus bunny who wins

The ghoul benefits from fear which the bunny does not have. But also the bunny defeats grass which the ghoul is not. All of this will depend on who has greater solar virtue, which favors the bunny.

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a meeting of creatures…

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Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

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i dont like how the ios saluting emoji is cut in half so i glued him back together in my high tech surgery program called "MS Paint" the ms stands for medical surgery.

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ple ase

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stopppp saying that people are becoming fascists because they got brain damage from covid or vaping or whatever the fuck that is like the actual fascist viewpoint

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a couple months ago i was bordering on an autistic meltdown bc i was too sweaty and my friend said "it's amazing. i've never met a person with a higher tolerance for pain and a lower tolerance for mild discomfort."

i think about that every single day now every time i'm experiencing any discomfort.

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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

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i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)

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HERETICS. ALL.