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I’m so happy for you!!! however I’m also horribly jealous LOL I’m the same age but can’t get out of waitressing and I’m having MUCH LESS luck on the apps and such. Truly happy to see you doing so well tho!! <<33
thank you!!! i’m crossing my fingers and toes that you get an excellent date soon and like a rich person tips you one million dollars ❤️❤️❤️ ooo maybe they’re even the same person?? two birds one stone
i have to check my privilege here bc tbh my current job does Not pay much but I am very lucky to have been able to build a considerable savings since childhood with the help of many childless and wealthy aunts and uncles
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oh yeah
#in my last post i forgot to mention another thing#and i forget if ive posted about it at all#but my job is flying me to london next week for a training!!!! my whole team is in the UK except me so they decided to fly me over for it#rather than have me be the only one having a virtual experience#i’m gonna stay in a hotel by myself for the first time (i’ve stayed in a hostel alone but not a hotel)#and i’m gonna be on a BUSINESS TRIP!!!!#like i work in publishing and i have a business trip to london#and then after that i’m taking 2 weeks off and visiting my friend who is doing grad school in germany#and then i’m going to dublin to do a solo writing week#and i’m going to challenge myself to try to be social#i’m so excited!!!!!! and so proud of myself!!!!!!#like what a Woman thing to do!!!! i am a Grown Woman!!!! i get to charge a black cab to a company card!!!#i have a phenomenal sex life and a complicated ex!!!!!!!#i cook!!!!! i go to the gym!!!!!!! i take care of myself!!!!!!! i love!!!!!!#i’m objectively the hottest i’ve ever been!!!!!!#and i can enrich my own life!!!!!!!! and i do!!!!!!!! WOWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like these are all major childhood dreams coming true#even the complicated ex#OH AND IM GONNA GET A MANICURE WHEN I LAND#like okay Business Bitch#like even when you are living your fantasy it never feels like the fantasy does#and you have to actively take note of the fact that you’re living a dream#because it’s real and so it feels real—you can still be uncomfortable when living your dream. in real life there’s a rock in your shoe#and your friend is annoying you and you did forget to make that return and fuck i have to do laundry#but the fantasy is still happening#you’re just inhabiting it so much more fully than you could have imagined#i’m high and pensive i shall stop#goodnight ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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you know what i’m here to do
#i had the kind of sex that people write poems about last night#and also like fulfilled the dreams of my 17 year old self and my 20 year old self and my current self#i went to K’s after i worked my stable job on the 47th floor of a building in manhattan step 1#and when i got there he was already naked and handed me a joint and a lighter#he told me to take off my panties so he could play with me while i smoke like god DAMN#so i sat in his lap with my back to his chest and he reached around#and the window is wide open and it’s 73 degrees and the breeze is billowing the curtains into the room#and my eyes are closed and i have the joint between two fingers and between hits i hold it to his lips so he can smoke it too#and he’s touching me so so so divinely and teased me for like 20 mins i swear#every time i’d start to react he would stop#and when i asked him for more he would shush me#it felt like i was quite literally on cloud 9#and he made me finish with his own two hands for only the second time in my life#it was so insane and so like cinematic but i was just the right amount of high to really inhabit the moment and my body and just feel it all#i won’t be getting over that one any time soon#sometimes i forget that i am achieving the dreams of my younger self and having experiences in my twenties that i longed for and manifested#just bc some haven’t been achieved yet i forget to look at the ones that have#i felt so cool and genuinely sexy and alive UGH ok time to shut up
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😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#i’m rly rly stoned and rly rly tired so forgive the extra lack of filter here#but i just boned so good….so stupendously…..so splendidly……so incredibly…….that i cannot believe it#my feet went numb when i c*me i thought people were exaggerating about that#and he made me s***** up his entire forearm like i didn’t even know it had happened until i looked at him#DJFHFKEGJEOFJGJ sorry that is SOOO much info but like#i don’t know how ppl keep it to themselves when this kind of thing happens to them#i need to be like CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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wahoo
#made my triumphant return to boning tonight#K and i got rly rly stoned & had rly rly good sex i was so happy#getting stoned was Key bc now with my ~recent diagnosis~ i’m both terrified of giving it to someone#and terrified that boning will cause a flare up#so kind of the universe to give the girl with contamination OCD and fear of harm OCD a lifelong contagious virus!#that can pop up at any time!#anyway the sex was splendid and i c*me harder & sooner than i eeeeever have with a partner#& in a position i don’t think i’ve ever c*m in with a partner?#no that’s not true it’s just been forever#anyway i’m prepped to be rly anxious tomorrow but for now i am Chillin#i told him ofc if that wasn’t clear#OH ALSO#i sent T an email#i needed to for closure and maybe it was selfish but idc#he responded#i feel fine about it tbh but then i discovered i accidentally threw away his last letter and cried for like 2 hours#o well
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OH and more adventures in being an honest and therefore sometimes confrontational person 🙄🙄🙄
i went on a first date last week that went like so so well he was SO affectionate it was insane like i thought he was maybe even Too into me. then the second date i expressed thoughts and opinions and he couldn’t project his perfect girl on me anymore and i kind of jokingly called him out on it on the date. also i called him out for not asking questions. anyway, then the texting dried up so so suddenly but when i asked, he said he was free on sunday for a third date. so i proposed an idea and a place and he was just responding with “yeah” and then “”””rainchecked”””” day of with a supposed head cold. also this man is THIRTY ONE???? and i TOLD HIM on the date that i would just rather someone be honest with me than ghost. like aren’t men like this humiliated? you’re a grown man with a salary, and you can’t send a single true text to a woman? like oh my god it pisses me off so fucking bad just COMMUNICATE TO ME IT IS NOT HARD!!!!!!! okay rant over but im so so sick of this and i couldn’t just pretend it was fine i needed to say something
chat, i fear im not getting my book back. all i can hope is that he is chagrined :(
#god it is so hard being one of like the only reasonable and rational people on earth#i’m kidding but like i’m not#you know when you get your first job as a teenager and you realize competence is actually a really rare trait?#that feeling never ceases for me#people are nutso butso??? and they don’t have a care in the world for others??? it’s so confusing to me!!!
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#i hadn’t been to thr gym for like 3 weeks due to Experiencing The Horrors medically#but i’m feeling much better so i made my triumphant return#and flirty fernando who works the desk (not the one i asked about but the one im Positive is flirting with me) must have missed me#and as i was leaving today he told me i looked beautiful with my hair loose#which was very sweet but i have been so careful not to like encourage him#so i admit im a little frustrated that the flirting is amping up#even though it’s very flattering#i need a game plan for if he asks me out#i wish i was into him that would be so nice :(#but i also think he’s probably too young for me like probably 24 or so
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#slut phased too close to the sun and have an STI#for like…ever 🤪#actually my whole body is imploding i have 3 infections & now this like what the fuck???#i’d like to emphasize that i’m a clean person#my immune system is on vacation i guess#i went on a date yesterday tho that went rly swimmingly but now i am filled with foreboding over having to tell him#i told K tho and he said he still wants to see me 🎉🎉🎉
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#i had a doctors appt today and my dr is like less than 5 mins from T’s apartment#and i have to walk by his cross streets to get there#so i did that today (without incident) except when i got to the doctor they took me in right away#and took my blood pressure#and it was 170/80 😭😭😭 which is quite high#and normally i have rly good blood pressure so the nurse was like is this normal for you???#and i was like ???? no not at all#anyway he took it again like five mins later and it was 113/70 phew#but that’s so funny to me#and on my way home when i walked by his apartment again i thought i saw him#and i could see my pulse in my eyeballs
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girls gays and theys i have a question for you
i’m a regular at my gym like i’m there 4-5 times a week and i’ve been going for like over 1.5 years. i’ve been friendly with the ppl who work the desk, and there’s a guy who lives in my building who i chat to, but otherwise it’s not a social place for me.
within the past few months one of the desk guys has been flirting with me Hard and i’m not interested but ofc i’m still nice to him. it’s important to note that i never assume ppl are flirting with me, so the fact that i think so means it’s overt
but now there’s another guy who works the desk/does personal training who i thought was just being friendly with me, but over the past couple weeks he’s started asking to exchange work out songs, he asks what i’m doing over the weekend and when i tell him he asks to hear about it next time i see him, etc. last night he like waved me down as i was beelining for a machine & he was literally in the middle of training someone just to tell me to listen to a childish gambino song
is he just being friendly bc i’m a regular at his place of work? is this gym community stuff? or is he also flirting w me?
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HI omfg i hope this isnt weird but i occasionally visit your blog to catch up on your stories and stuff and i was rereading this one you posted on march 29th and i oh so NEARLY went RABID LIKE IM NOT EVEN JOKING ???????????
when i read "im sorry youre feeling insecure today" i was just THINKING HOW THIS IS TEXTBOOK MEN APOLOGISING 😭😭😭 the whole thing in a nutshell is basically "im sorry YOU feel like that" like ok maybe JUMP OFF???????????? and oh my GOD the way he did it right after u LITERALLY TOLD HIM that you figured you knew a guy (when it came to validation) I NEARLY SHED A FUCKING TEAR AT HOW MARVELOUSLY FUCKING STUPID THIS GUY IS LIKE ?!?!??!!??!??!?????????? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS INSANELY FUCKING DUMBBBBBBBBB
YOU HAVE ALWAYS DESERVED SO SO SO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS MORTIFYING TRAINWRECK
the main thing was the one above but god do NAWT get me fucking started with the "so you're hot and sexy etc etc" like im sorry fucking WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN etc etc DO YOU WANT TO BE CRUCIFIED DO UR DICK CHOPPED OFF AND FED TO U IM GOING TO CRY TEARS OF ANGER I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE like girl you gave him EVERYTHING and he gave u fucking CRUMBS WHY ISNT HE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER ALREADY WHY HAVENT WE DEMOLISHED HIM WITH A SHOTGUN
this guy makes me sad just because he exists and im not even sorry like i will wake up every single day manifesting his downfall and if it doesnt happen i will MAKE IT HAPPEN.
ok anyway rant over!!!!!! i hope youre doing okay!!! you seem like a really lovely person and i hope u one day find a person who gives you what you want and what you need and what u actually genuinely honest to god deserve <3
omfg i think you are an angel sent from above i was in a rly weird mood today and this is the single most validating message i have literally ever received and my frown has been turned upside down
like the fact that you, a stranger, can understand all that from one tumblr post and he could never even begin to understand just underscores how unbelievably dumb and stupid he is 😭😭😭 what was i doing 😭😭😭
but seriously thank u i feel very seen and you seem to have a very high opinion of me which is SO nice considering all my posts are so TMI lol and i think its lovely that we can rage over men together ❤️❤️❤️ tysm i appreciate u endlessly
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wahoo!
#i’m a tough cookie to crack sexually like even with myself#and i am THRILLED to report i just came from being f*ngered for the first time EVER#like usually i have to get in there w a vibrator#it didn’t even take the longest time ever 🎉🎉🎉#and he teased me a lot like a lot of starting and stopping which is exactly what i need but no one has ever understood the assignment#anywho that’s all#the guy i went on a date w a few weeks ago is being rly annoying#we went on on monday and had a cute little time and he seemed so enthusiastic again#but he does NOT text me at all and we were supposed to see each other today and he cancelled#he said he wasn’t feeling well but idk he’s never fucking feeling well#i’m gonna write him off as a goner and i’d love to be wrong#but he’s getting a nose job on wednesday so he’s gonna feel like shit for a month#oh well
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i fear i’m going to vent to the void (+pals) tonight
#just realized i never posted about a Super Huge Event that occurred before T and i broke up#this should have been it i really should have called it off here like he broke my heart#i was on vacation last august & it was the last day and my bff & i were taking finale bikini pics#i’m not feeling too great abt myself after a week of being naked w her (she’s perfect) and eating ice cream but i took some pictures i liked#i texted T a joke abt needing validation and figured i knew a guy#and he said u do in fact know a guy#so i sent him the pic and he said#QUOTH!!!!:#‘so you’re hot and sexy etc etc’#‘the pose is hilarious to me’#the strength i possessed to not burst into tears right then and there bc my friend was navigating a difficult driving situation…#and then it took him THREE HOURS THEREAFTER#to apologize and the apology was ‘i’m sorry you’re feeling insecure today’#GIRLS I THINK HE SHOULD DIE MAYBE#anyway it’s my most liked picture on hinge now m#god and we talked so much abt my body dysmorphia & he just refused to help me where he could#he said smth like ‘it’s a shame you can’t validate yourself’#like my brother in christ perhaps if you didn’t make fun of me when i tried to find pics of myself attractive it would be EASIER#and when i met that motherfucker he didn’t own a single mirror bc of his body dysmorphia and I MADE HIM SO VAIN#BC I TALKED ALL THE TIME ABOUT HOW ATTRACTED TO HIM I WAS#I TOLD HIM ABOUT A SPECIFIC STRETCH MARK ON HIS SHOULDER THAT I LOVED#AND I GET ‘so you’re hot and sexy etc etc’#ETC ETC???!???!!!!!!??!??!!!!!!!#and when he could muster up a real compliment abt my body it was solely tits and ass#he used to tell me he liked my legs ig but for some reason that made me feel worse abt them#i don’t think i can blame him for that one that’s on me#and rereading the texts i am so calm and coherent and generous to him with the benefit of the doubt and everything and at one point????#at one point he answers an ‘either or’ question with ‘yes’#i cannot believe he makes more than twice my salary#i cannot believe no one has throttled him in recent years
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okay
#we have a problem#the guy who lives around the corner that i’ve been boning has a K name#but so does my date from the other night#if he becomes relevant this is going to be confusing#i haven’t heard from him much but he told me this week is busy at work + i’m traveling tomorrow#worst case scenario i text in a couple days to let him know when ill be back#i will have to convert to being a full time lesbian if he doesn’t want to see me again tho#men cannot give several forehead kisses and then not like you#that actually is a literal war crime in the geneva convention or whatever#but rn i’m not anxious about it#ANYway sex-K (is that what we should call him?) came over just now#i c*me at minimum 2 times#which is the first time i’ve had multiples w a partner in 3 whole years#he fingered me for like 30-45 mins straight he was going for gold#AND the hinge boy (P) w the small dick who rejected me? he texted me#and 6’7 texted me last night#venus is in retrograde and everyone i’ve ever fucked is coming out of the woodwork#i wonder if T is texting me alas he is blocked#i’m gonna unblock him on april 1st i think but im not going to contact him#i just feel ready to unblock him#even tho he still makes me sad#sometimes i remember how he kissed me like the fuckin new girl kiss and i stop short and can’t breathe until the memory passes#it’s difficult to reconcile kisses like that with such unwillingness to love me#now THIS is a varied update
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#went on a date last night!!!#i technically don’t need to whisper abt this bc i was an angel and did not take off ANY of my clothes#but it was a rly good first date!!!#we were giggling and flirting and he’s cute and interesting and he likes me#he was rly affectionate like kissed my noggin several times when we were waiting at crosswalks#bc he’s tall he’d just bend down n plant one on my forehead or smth it was rly sweet#however i have learned that men deploy the forehead kiss for psychological warfare so i am keeping my skeptic pants on#but we just talked about soooo much like we have so many lore drops#i even told him abt my heyday on here n writing fics and that one time i got canceled#and he walked me home and we held hands and made out at my building entrance#he’s german by birth but not genetically? i think his parents are egyptian#he seems to have money…..so……that’s nice…….#i’m coming to terms w the fact that my capricorn mars in my 2nd house means i am materialistic and that is okay#i had to pay for the drinks bc it was cash only and his ATM card wasn’t working#but he venmoed me MORE than the total#i can be bought!#but i’m going home on thursday for like a week and now im anxious abt object permanence#it’ll be fine i think he did rly like me or hes one smooth criminal#he was sooooo good at making me feel wanted verbally and physically#like he was a real sweetie pants and complimented me a lot#and i liked talking to him sooo much he had interesting perspectives on things#and he was never condescending#basically!!! i am teeheeing today#would love a crush we shall see
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#boned again today he has a balcony and there’s a window that opens like into the apartment like a french window kind of thing#so anyway he bent me over the window so my front half was outside#only for a couple mins bc it was chilly which was okay with me#i think at night i’d feel more okay with that but i like saw a child in the distance and was like NO!!!#it was okay bc he’s on the 11th floor i do not think we were seen#anyway then i felt like sabrina carpenter bc he had me bend over with my hands on the floor and we boned like that#girls i am not that flexible but i pulled it off#anyway he’s also going to host a sex party in april that he wants me to go to and like…i think the person i want to be would go#but i’m scared of regular parties#but the sex isn’t required ofc!!!#i might do it idk#but also T goes to sex parties like can you IMAGINE if we break no contact at a fuckin sex party i would lose my shit
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a more tame update
#okay something is afoot astrologically or smth#one of the desk guys at my gym is in luv w me but unfortunately im not interested#but today i was wearing a yellow sweatshirt and he said i looked good in yellow#then later i brought some equipment back to the desk and he said ‘hey yellow girl’#like oh no!! haha uhh yeah :-)#he’s nice but i’m just not interested#anyway now 6’7 is reacting to my ig stories again after a brief hiatus & a girl i thought was his gf tagged him in a photo on v day#but now the photo is gone so hmmm#AND THEN mr man texted me today to check in on me#this was literally all today#my ego is both through the roof and also kind of in the dumps#like i’m swimming in sex but who is going to hold me?
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