everymanwillbeaking
everymanwillbeaking
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raiza, writes things. multishipper and multifandom. stream baka mitai on itunes
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everymanwillbeaking · 2 days ago
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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny
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everymanwillbeaking · 2 days ago
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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
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everymanwillbeaking · 2 days ago
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lying in front of the street cleaner
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everymanwillbeaking · 3 days ago
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bandom gay allegations
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extended edition of this diagram i made some months ago. as always, feel free to scream at me about all the ones i missed
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everymanwillbeaking · 4 days ago
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most people hit a dinosaur phase during their school age kid years, my grandpa hit his at age 71 lol. he's been obsessively reading about dinosaurs recently and learning all about the different species and at the dinner table he excitedly talks about new and cool things he's learned and it's kinda adorable.
grandma however is like "honestly rudy, every 'terrorpod' (theropod) just looks like a slightly different t. rex to me"
show them this one
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everymanwillbeaking · 4 days ago
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hotel experience
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Spooky shadow creature can’t find its favorite stick
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everymanwillbeaking · 7 days ago
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their polyamorous swag
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everymanwillbeaking · 7 days ago
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love to be of use to my friends
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everymanwillbeaking · 7 days ago
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love to be of use to my friends
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everymanwillbeaking · 7 days ago
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everymanwillbeaking · 8 days ago
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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
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everymanwillbeaking · 8 days ago
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Simone Ashley at Cannes 2025
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everymanwillbeaking · 8 days ago
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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