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Well yall I’ve finished my relisten which means that (unless I missed any) those were all the Michaels!!

That brings us to a total of,,,drumroll please…

8 MICHAELS‼️

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MAG 99 — Dust To Dust

8. Michael Shelley

Gertrude Robinson’s assistant who later became The Distortion

He will be important

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MAG 38 — Lost And Found

7. Mikaele Salesa

The antique dealer who sold Andre Ramao the vase

He will be important

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MAG 26 — A Distortion

6. “Michael”

The thing Sasha sees as the cafe

It will be very important

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MAG 23 — Schwarzwald

5. Michael Keay

The husband of a descendant of Wilhelm von Closen (Elsa—who’s parents immigrated to England in 1908). They had a daughter called Mary Keay.

He won’t be important but does have relations to other characters

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MAG 13 — Alone

4. Michael Getty

The man who crashed into Naomi Herne with his car at the end of her Statement

He won’t be important

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. I completely missed all of the minor/briefly mentioned Michaels. And there's a Michael in the first episode??? Wtf Jonny lol. Looking forward to future entries + an eventual (no doubt shockingly high) total Michael count! <3

Ofc!! I live to serve

And I know! it’s insane I relistened to the first episode, heard “Michael” and knew I had to do this cause just wtf 😭

Most of the ones so far are just mentions and people who never come up again but still!

I cant wait to see just how many Michaels there truly are too I’m sure I’ll be shocked!

I’m glad you like this just idea :)

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MAG 5 — Thrown Away

3. Michael Parfitt

The brother of Alan Parfitt who reported him missing

He won’t be important later

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MAG 4 — Page Turner

2. Michael Crew

A childhood friend of the Statement Giver who was struck by lightning when he was 8 years old.

He will be important later.

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MAG 1 — Angler Fish

1. Michael MacAulay

Michael MacAulay was a friend of the Statement Giver (Nathan Watts) who had just gotten accepted to do a Master’s degree in Earth Sciences

He will not be important later in the series

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Okay so,

I just started my fourth relisten of The Magnus Archives and in order to spice this relisten up a bit and to fuel my undying love (and annoyance) for overused fandom jokes I’ve decided to count every single character named Michael throughout the entire podcast

The list will work like this:

• each episode (that has a Michael in it) will get its own post with each Michael’s full name along with a brief description of who they were in context of the episode, and wether or not they will be important later in the series

• if an episode doesn’t have any Michaels in it I won’t make a post for it

• each Michael can only be mentioned once (i.e. Michael Crew won’t get mentioned both in the list for MAG 75 and in the list for MAG 91) but i will be counting characters who are different by technically (i.e. Michael Distortion and Michael Shelley) as two separate characters

• the count will continue chronologically throughout all posts

• the list will not include extra content such as fluff episodes, Rusty Fears, etc.

This list doesn’t currently have a name but I am taking suggestions

If you have any questions or suggestions please send them my way, this is still very subject to change as I came up with it on a whim

I hope yall enjoy this stupid idea as much as I do