rogermathewsnj We like to annoy Mommy every chance we get. #DontMindTheColorSamplesOnTheFloor #Restaining #TheWifeGetsBoredEasy #IHoldTheRecordForTheMostConsistantThingInHerLife
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jwoww #swagbaby #myboy @cutelittlebabes
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rogermathewsnj One tooth and a nub and he's tackling pizza like he's Tony Soprano. (Don't put your millennial mom advise on here, no one cares what you think. People aren't talking about you cause no one would listen) PS- He didn't get "swimmers ear". He's a Thoroughbred.
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rogermathewsnj #ItsGramsQuilt# APieceOfRiceWouldHaveDoneTheTrick #BigBoyTub #ThisWillProbablyOffendTheSnowflakes
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jwoww Me walking thru AC at 4am like 🙃
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rogermathewsnj Wife's out of town. She sends me a text to take the kids to the pediatricians and "just wait" cause they take walk ins. She would never wait this long. They said on the phone they close at 2 pm today. It's now 3:25. Got here at 12:50. Maybe they left and forgot about us. Thanks Carly for helping out. We should be home by midnight.
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rogermathewsnj Grey has the same look in every photo. I call it "The Anti Fish Face".
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rogermathewsnj That's really the moon in the background. Paints still wet on it. That's how you know.
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rogermathewsnj Breakfast with the boy. Got him with the "Break Yo-Self" !
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