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Mystic Magic Power 🌈✨
Can't get tired of drawing them! ♡︎
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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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little toddler downstairs neighbor outside with dad and every time a crow caws he goes CROW!!!! with such delight. crow: caw caw. child: CROW!!!!!!! over and over. 🐦⬛
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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"i fed chatgpt identification notes to see how it would handle--" well i fed the wise gnarled oak that protects my village a sample of your blood to see how sie would handle you, and sie told me that the nitrogen of your corpse is unworthy of fertilizing hir sandy soil and showed me a vision of the grass withering and dying in your footsteps
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Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love?
Mom: someday you will understand
Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous
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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too
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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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