evil-apprentice-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Curse of Give me your Money. Now.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Now, to start brewing my evil concoction!

*empties in a few truffles

*Some rosemary

*fish stock

Hahaha...yes!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Time to do evil!

You know what my wizard tower still needs? More musical instruments.

I'm going to install a giant evil pipe organ right now.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

ooc: maybe should add Evil Apprentice Wizard to my art fight drawings...I already have a million OCs but they're so much fun...

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Hell yeah! Hear that, Spamuel? We're getting paid!

*Spamuel the Sentient Worm on a String wriggles out of their pocket and does a small, happy dance.*

You know what my wizard tower still needs? More musical instruments.

I'm going to install a giant evil pipe organ right now.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Hell yeah!

(if you check back in a few hours this place will be flooded but there will be a large bowl of chocolate chip cookies for you.)

You know what my wizard tower still needs? More musical instruments.

I'm going to install a giant evil pipe organ right now.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Nope! I'll do it anyway though.

You know what my wizard tower still needs? More musical instruments.

I'm going to install a giant evil pipe organ right now.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Hell yeah! Thanks, Rhonn!

Have you gotten my glass and seeds? Cause im heading to your cave now to collect them and provide payment.

Sure! Uh, maybe meet at the Giant Spider Web in the woods instead? I'm, er, hanging out there.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Thanks!

...

Just gotta haul these home!

Have you gotten my glass and seeds? Cause im heading to your cave now to collect them and provide payment.

Sure! Uh, maybe meet at the Giant Spider Web in the woods instead? I'm, er, hanging out there.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

I've been trying to train the Many Legged Horror.

It can't really do "sit", because of its anatomy, but its really good at "writhe".

Today I tried "speak". It said:

Ṭ̴̣̕o̸͖̮̗̍̏͒r̴̯͚͕͊̆̋m̶̧̳̬̾ẽ̴̛̤n̷̛̫̝͉t̶̨͉͂̆͗ ̵̢͈͋i̶̫̬̰̽̾͗s̷̰̼͓̈́̌͆ ̸͓̤͆̂̈́t̵̺͆͘h̸̯̼̘̐̎̃e̶̩̿͝ ̸̰̤͈͘p̵̹̹̈́͗ṵ̷̮̙̋r̶̘͍͐̋̀e̶̛̟̳̔͋͜s̴̲͙̪͌̈t̴̲͊͝ ̸̢̱̟̒͐p̵̭͘̕l̴̠͎̓̔ë̴͍́a̷̙̣͊̏̅͜ś̴̬̼û̵̧̝̐r̴͙̘͗̔e̶̢̛͓̦̎ ̸̙̰̗́̕͝

and my eyes started to bleed.

It's such a good Abomination.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

THIS wizard loves trans women, and would like to remind people not to pay for wizard private school.

Terfs are not welcome on this blog

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

*They look really happy, even though they're still trying to get out of the giant spider web that caught them*

Have you gotten my glass and seeds? Cause im heading to your cave now to collect them and provide payment.

Sure! Uh, maybe meet at the Giant Spider Web in the woods instead? I'm, er, hanging out there.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Huh. That does sound pretty evil...

Hey I'm looking for an apprentice, are you interested? I offer really good benefits and competitive pay, and I can teach you really unique spells.

Depends. Are you evil?

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Can't hear you over the scheming.

Welp, that get rich quick scheme failed.

Spamuel! We have no choice.

It is time.

We're going to be doing...odd jobs.

[you can hire Evil Apprentice Wizard for odd wizard jobs in the ask box.]

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Have you gotten my glass and seeds? Cause im heading to your cave now to collect them and provide payment.

Sure! Uh, maybe meet at the Giant Spider Web in the woods instead? I'm, er, hanging out there.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Hey I'm looking for an apprentice, are you interested? I offer really good benefits and competitive pay, and I can teach you really unique spells.

Depends. Are you evil?