#wizardblogging

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“New book”

[gavamont]

Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends

If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends

But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time

But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine

[shittest-wizard-ever]

i think i’m actually the shittiest wizard ever

No. Im the shittest wizard i literally said so and i said it first. Do you want to fight? Are you craving a fireball to the face?

[softandwigglybones]

*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*

Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,

[ash-the-tiefling]

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

[inbarfink]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

[carnivalwizard]

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

[wizard-eater]

wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

[the-curse-wizard]

Reblog to be killed immediately by my murder curse

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

hello shrimp! you must be exhausted from frying all that rice. why don't you come take a nice warm bath in this completely unsuspicious pot that i have? ignore all the carrots. they are also just destressing :)

TRYING TO COOK A COOK ARE YOU???

UNACCEPTABLE I WONT FALL FOR THIS TRICKERY.

FOR THAT YOU WILL FACE THE MOST TERRIBLE FATE

MEND BUTTCRACK

[thetetra]

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[malware-wizard]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP 🏳️‍⚧️

Click here to instantly cast [Gender Euphoria] on a trans person

[8ball-wizard]

the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell

[ash-the-tiefling]

finally home to use my orb

fucking hell this happens every time i try to use my orb