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Evil au doodle dump (I really need to draw them in their actual kindergarten designs more often....)

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Tales From The Evil!Kg Au- Wires and Kisses

Kid wanders around the halls, careful to not be seen by anybody as he finds a spot to hide from teachers. Skipping class was pretty much a daily routine for him at this point, for most classes at least (math and gym to name a few), as long as he showed up a few times a week for each class, they didn't seem to care. Turning another corner, Kid quickly hides it as he sees someone he really hoped to not run into, Penny.

Penny had her back to him as she stood on the other end of the long hallway. Kid slowly took steps backward as he strained his ears to hopefully hear her move on. The sound of heavy footsteps begins and moves further away. Kid waits a few extra seconds before peaking around, seeing nothing but an empty hallway. Kid moves forward and begins his way towards the closest Janitor’s closet. Lockpicking the door open and hiding inside, relocking the door as he sets his backpack down and plops down next to it, leaning his head against the hard wall.

He sits there for a moment, doing nothing, before looking through his backpack and pulling out a flip phone.

Kid: Yo, you in class?

Madison: LOL, what do you think I am? A nerd?

Kid: Ha, where r u now?

Madison: Gym locker rooms. You?

Kid: Upstairs Janitors closet. Almost got caught by Robo-cop

Madison: Damn. You want to meet up after school?

Kid: Where to?

Madison: thinking about nachos. Wanna raid the 7/11?

Kid: Sure

Kid yawns as he feels the lack of sleep catch up to him, damn hag of a mother, made him stay up till well past 3am cleaning for her dumb adult tea parties with other snobby women just like herself. Welp, he has a few hours to spare. A quick nap wouldn't hurt. The sound of Kid's phone buzzed as he noticed the message before passing out

Madison: Lol, I can hear one of your stalkers gossip about other girls. She sounds sooooooo pissed about something with the Robo-cop.

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The sound of something shuffling woke Kid up, jolting into an upright position, he looked around the darkness. Realizing it was pointless as the room was dark, probably just somebody passing by and knocking against the door.

Kid rubs his eyes tiredly as he notices his phone on the floor in front of him as it lit up the time, along with a notification of a bunch of unchecked messages. Kid reaches forward and grabs the phone, flipping it open to read the messages.

Madison: LOL, got into a fight with Lily.

Madison: Jk, she screamed at me for like 5 minutes. Damn girl can not shut up

Madison: Yo, you still in the same JC upstairs or what? I might sneak over.

Madison: Hey emo, you good? Or did you fall asleep in there again?

Madison: Hello?

Madison: Hey uh, Penny is standing outside the door

Madison: Kid?

Madison: KID?!

Madison: KID YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!

Madison: SHE IS UNLOCKING THE DOOR KID!

*Phone call with Madison: ended 00:08*

Kid felt his stomach drop as he finished reading the messages, his eyes shot up towards the darkness in front of him. A pair of blue glowing eyes stared back at him as his mind processed in horror the situation he was in.

“Hello, Kid.” Penny said as the phone slips from his hands, falling into his lap. It continued to buzz with new messages. Shit.

Kid stared like a deer in headlights, trying to quickly come up with a plan to get out. He slowly felt next to him until his fingers landed on a broom handle, good enough. Quickly gripping the item, he jumps up and swings as hard as he could hoping to at least daze her for a few moments only for that plan to be snuffed out as he feels the broom be harshly grasped, forcing all of his momentum to come to a halt. Such force causes him to fall to the ground with a harsh grunt. He could hear the broom be tossed off to the side as his phone buzzed next to his head. Just barely could he see the notification of Madison's messages glow up a small part of the room before the phone was kicked away to a random direction of the closet. Never in his life would he have thought if this room was big, but also at the same time small.

Kid tries to get up but a harsh grip on his shoulders pulls him up and shoves him against the wall. A position he was far too familiar with at this point, except this time her accomplice wasn't here to cheer her on and join in torturing him. Part of Kid didn't know whether or not to feel worse about that. Then again it was normally Ted who was the one to inflicted the pain…

Kid squirms in Penny’s grip, kicking and moving his arms as much as he could to loosen her grip on him. Unfortunately for him, it was hardly doing anything. After a few minutes of him moving, he finally gave up. There was no point in trying anymore. Kid looks back at her, his face cold as he tries to get an idea of what she could possibly gain in tormenting him by herself.

“Are we done?” Penny says, as if she were a mother dealing with a toddler who just finally calmed down from a temper tantrum.

“Depends” Kid spat at her, glaring Penny down “Didn't want to share the fun today with the asshole?”

Penny's grip on him tightened only a little, giving him mild pain but not enough to bother him.

“As fun as it is to be around him, I’d rather he be more occupied with other things right now.”

Kid let's out a dry sarcastic chuckle, letting her know he wasn't amused. “Oh yeah, did you get bored with him or something? Not a fun play thing anymore?”

Kid felt himself be released from Penny’s grip, falling to the ground with a harsh thud. “You know how to get under one's skin Kid, I have to admit, it's cute.”

Kid narrowed his eyes at her. Just what is going on about? What is she planning? Kid adjusted himself as he sat on the cold floor, Penny staring at him like a hawk, ready to pounce on her prey. Penny tilts her head at him, smiling and kneeling down to his level. “You're charming, you know. You know how to get people to like you without even realizing it.”

Kid raises an eyebrow. “Okay? You got like a dumb crush on me or something?”

Penny leans closer to his face, mere inches away from him. "Something like that.”

Kid felt his blood run cold by that confession, that ‘something’ doesn't sound like anything he liked. She was way too close; her eyes had a soft, adoring look to them as her face continued to lean closer to his. He felt dread and nausea as he squeezed his eyes shut as tight as he could-

A loud slam interrupts Penny’s moment, light flooded the closet as Penny only glances over at the entrance.

“BACK OFF BITCH!” Madison shouts, in her hands was a metal pole with a net at the end that was most definitely stolen from the pool closet. Madison spins it around before posing in a challenging stance (it kinda reminded him of one of those bootleg ninja movies they would watch sometimes). Despite the determined look on her face, Kid quickly noticed the nervous amount of sweat that was falling from her face.

Penny blinked at her before standing up. She stares silently at Madison, making the two troublemakers more uneasy as they wait for her to make her move. Madison gulps and steadies her grip on the net. It was clear she didn't plan this far ahead. Penny tilts her head, moving her gaze from Madison's face to the net she held. Her blue eyes narrowed, then changed to what looked to be amused.

“So your plan is to whack me with a flimsy metal rod? How humorous.” Penny spoke and took a step forward. Madison takes a step back, swinging the net back and bringing it forward with a charging scream when suddenly- just like with Kid- Penny grabs the pole with one hand, forcing Madison to flip over the pole, and fall flat on her back with a thud. “Hilarious. You both are so funny.”

“Great job.” Kid sarcastically claps, Madison flips him off. The net gets tossed beside Madison as Penny looms over the two. Pondering what to do with her prey.

“Now. I wonder what I should do with you two?” Penny questions playfully, tapping her pointer finger to her lips as she looks at the two nervous teens. “It's clear that detention is too good for you both. Maybe I'll have you both on Janitorial duty? I'll have to ask the principal for some suggestions.”

“Bold of you to assume we won't jump you!” Madison threatens, Kid suddenly feels his own blood pressure rise as he looks at his friend. Has she lost her damn mind?!

“What?!” Kid gawks, horrified that Madison would even suggest such a dumb plan.

“Hmph. That seems very foolish of you to announce such an idea. I highly doubt you hit your head that hard to cause that much brain damage.” Penny leans over Madison, raising an eyebrow as she scans her. Madison smiled mischievously.

“Well this damaged brain knows how to beat you! You old big dumb robot”

The silence felt deafening for Kid, sweat dripping down his face as he waited for Penny to laser Madison in the face. Instead, Penny snorts and erupts into uncontrollable laughter. 

Dumbfounded, Kid didn't think Penny could laugh like that. It's... Creepy, very creepy. Madison stares intensely at Penny as she slowly reaches for the net. Gripping it as she waits for Penny to move away.

The blonde girl steps back, her laughter calming a bit as she recomposes.  

“I haven't had this much fun in a while,” Penny giggles, “Marvelous! Simply marvelous!”

Madison sits up, getting into position as Penny turns around to fix her vest. Standing up, the raven-haired girl gets ready to swing. Looking to Kid for assistance as she readies her swing. Kid looked to the bottom of Penny’s skirt, where her shoes were barely visible. Here goes nothing.

As Penny turns back around, Kid lunges at her legs, holding on tight. Penny looked surprised as she glanced at Kid, too distracted to anticipate the net being swung right at her. Despite the loud snapping noise that came from the impact, Penny stumbled slightly towards the wall. Kid's grip on her legs was not doing as much as he was hoping for to knock her over. Only success was being dragged across the floor as Penny shakes him off. 

“Big. Mistake.” Penny affirmed as she looked over at Madison, her gaze looking strong enough to kill.

“Uhhh. I'm sorry?” Madison sheepishly smiles, Penny’s eyes began to glow brighter, green replacing the blue her irises normally held. Noticing what was going to happen, Kid wastes no time in grabbing Madison by the forearm and dragging her out of the closet as a light from behind them flashes for only a second. Kid runs, continuing to drag Madison with him as they hear a bell ring to dismiss class. As the crowds of other students flood the hallways, Kid starts to slow down. As soon as they make it to a nearby bench Kid curses to himself as he remembers his backpack. It was back in the closet along with his phone.

“Well, that could have gone better!” Madison jokes, earning a glare from Kid as he goes to sit down. “What?”

“You know just because I have the ability to time-loop doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.”

“Sorry! But you weren't doing anything.”

“I would have rather not risk getting my face lasered off.” Kid snapped back. Madison rolls her eyes, taking a seat next to him as she pulls out her phone. 

“Look, at least you didn’t get hurt. I just wanted to help, so I did!” Madison reasoned, Kid scowls. “You would have done the same!”

Sighing Kid admits defeat. “You're lucky I saved your ass.”

“I know, now how about we get out of here and go down to Chester's! I managed to get a shit ton of tokens from a guy who works there! Come on!” Madison pulls Kid up and makes their way towards the nearest exit.

“Wait. Let's go back for my stuff first.”

“Oh yeah.”

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As the paint from the paintbrush was washed down the drain, Penny double checks herself in the mirror. The paint that was rubbed off by the net was no longer missing as she smiles, satisfied by her own work. She puts away her face paint and fixes her hair before leaving the girl's bathroom. 

“You sure you don't want me to pummel them for that?” Ted asked, leaning next to the bathroom entrance.

 “I assure you Ted, I am alright.” Penny hummed as she gave him a small smile. Ted frowned and looked away flustered. 

“Whatever you say, did you find anything cool on that ancient phone of his?”

Penny opens up a screen on her forearm, looking over message logs. “Not yet, but I am sure the twins will be very pleased regardless.”

As she stroll through the contacts she pauses on one and opens it up. ‘At least, that's what I'll tell them.’ Penny thought, smirking as she closed her forearm and wrapped an arm around Ted's.

“Come on, let's get you to your next class!” Penny chirped, Ted groans and mopes. 

“Can't give me a free pass just this once?”

“No, your education is just as important!” 

“...You're lucky you're my friend.”

“Feelings mutual dear!”

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Hey Kid, you seem to be getting into a lot of trouble with the Avenue twins and they always seem to know where you might be. Has there ever been a time when their behavior made you so angry that you attacked or scared them with any reaction you had to them? Or do you time loop back? If you do use your time loop ability how often do you use it?

If you can't or don't want to answer the time loop part that's fine , I just wanted to see how it works

Kid: I have no idea how the hell they know where I am. I feel like I'm constantly being stalked. No matter how many times I tell them to fuck off and jump infront of traffic they always find me. 

I've tried numerous times trying to scare them off or threatening them and nothing seems to stick. They're like mosquitoes, no matter what you do, they always come back. They treat it like it's a game and I am some prize. 

God… Every day, I wake up and regret saving Billy from that basement. You know, ever since that day, they have not left me alone. I feel like I had opened up Pandora's box.

Felix: Hey, you know, it's not all bad. If you didn't save him. You would have never met us!

Madison: And you would have never saved me you dingus!

Kid: Huh, good point. Anyways, just because I can go back to the start of the day doesn't mean it works, they always find me by the end of the day, without fail.

Besides, the old hag that I have to call my “mother” loses it every time I restart the day. She always yells and screams about how “a mistake like me always ends up ruining her day” and “next time I do this, I'll be locked out of the house”. It's not worth using it, and other than that, I have no reason to want to use it. I have Emily anyway if I need anything to be fixed. Why waste time when she can just snap her fingers and fix the problem.

Emily: *slumps* Not every problem though…

Kid: *pats Emily's back* It's better than having to deal with the hag, I will take whatever I can get.

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Are you going to do more in the future with madison i kinda miss her she is more in the backround

i cant ask about ron

Yes! I actually have two fics I am working on that have her more involved with the story. (She's not the main focus, unfortunately, if you are hoping for that...)

I really should try to utilize her more, she does have fun hi-jinx potential. I can see a lot of silly stories that can come from her perspective. I also do want to eventually explore her relationships with her friends and Ozzy.

(Fun fact: She is banned from every gas station in town, except for the 7-eleven, though she is on thin ice with them. The nearby Kwik trip had threatened to call the cops on her for trespassing if she tried to step foot on their property.)

As for Ron, I'll be honest I usually forget he exists. Even in the Loopty-Loop au. I do have an idea of what he is going to be like in the au, I just have yet to draw him yet. Maybe in the future I'll try to get both a design and fic out that involves him.

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How is felix with penny are the good with each other or bad

What i meant is hate eachother or they like eachother like friendship?

It's…. Complicated. They don't hate each other, Penny finds him rather charming, she doesn't mind him as a person. Felix has mixed feelings for her; on one hand, she hasn't done anything to him specifically, and they can easily talk to each other whenever they see each other. She is also a good friend to his brother (she does seem to take good care of Ted at least). But on the other hand, she does play a huge role in bullying/tormenting Kid; he does not appreciate that, it leaves a sour taste in his mouth, along with feeling guilty for not being able to help Kid more than he can.

They aren't friends, but they don't consider each other as enemies. Penny might consider Felix a good acquaintance, but Felix, however, wouldn't really say the same (at least outright; he might try to sugarcoat his feelings about her if you asked him. He's not a fan of hating people).

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Tales Of The Evil!Kg Au- Poke Poke!

Kid lets out a scream of pain as his hand burns, blood dripping with a fork stabbed into it so deep that Kid wouldn't be surprised if the prongs went through his whole hand. Nugget slips into a crazed fueled laugh, holding the fork as hard as possible, his hand shaking as he presses down into the desk below Kid's hand. In a wave of fury, Kid swings his uninjured arm back and punches Nugget in the face as hard as he can. With such force, Nugget lets go of the fork and falls back onto the floor. The sound of pain coming from the blonde boy.

Kid hisses in pain as he grabs the fork and rips it out of his own hand, letting out a yelp as he looks at his hand, grimacing as he looks at his injury.

“Nugget’s rival deserves it.” Nugget states, rubbing his face as he and Kid glare at each other. “It's what he gets for crossing Nugget.”

“Shut the fuck up.” Kid sneers, “How many times do I have to tell you that I want nothing to do with those assholes?”

“You're a liar! And Nugget knows it!” Nugget suddenly sits up, looking as if he's ready to pounce Kid like a wild animal, the look in his eyes reminding Kid of a hungry tiger. Kid steps back, steadying his grip of the fork to use as defense if needed. They were in a standstill, waiting for the other to do something. That's when Nugget decides to lunge, shouting out in anger as Kid jumps away, pushing a desk in front of where Nugget was and makes a break towards the entrance of the classroom. Kid grabs the handle of the door and slams it shut. He presses himself up to the door, trying his best to make sure it stays shut as he hears Nugget make a ruckus on the other side. The door began to shake as Nugget bangs against the door, shouting nonsense as Kid could see part of his figure through the side window. Placing one foot against the door frame, Kid swings his shoulder off the door, fixing his grip as he extends his arms out as far as his body would allow, continuing to pull the door shut for as long as he could. He just needs somebody here as a witness, anybody! 

“What the hell are you doing?” A voice startles Kid as he snaps his head towards Ted, who stood at the end of the hallway looking both annoyed and confused. Looking between the to blondes, Kid has an idea.

“Oh hello Ted! Who Billy also likes much more than Nugget!” Kid says casually as loud as he could, feeling the door stop shaking as Ted's face goes pale. Ted's eyes quickly flickered between Kid and the door before jumping as Nugget’s aggressive attempt to open the door became worse and more desperate.

“THEODORE!” Nugget screeches, smashing his hands against the door. Ted sprints over and joins Kid's aid in keeping the angry weirdo trapped.

“Ugh! Why is your hand wet?!” Ted asks, repulsed as he retreats the hand that touched Kid's. “Why is there blood on your hand?!” 

“You want to find out?” Kid taunts as he suddenly lets go, making Ted react fast to ensure the door stays shut.

“ASSHOLE!” Ted yelled, making Kid snort as he turned to leave Ted. “YOU TRICKED ME!”

“Sucks to suck loser.” Kid sticks his tongue out and flips Ted off, walking towards the exit before pausing in his tracks. “Uh oh.”

“Hello Kid.” Penny greeted unemotionally. There she stood at the entrance of the hallway, staring at him blankly as Kid froze in place. She watches him like a hawk before leaning to look past him, not moving from her spot. “Theodore, what are you doing?”

“Trying not to get murdered! A little help here!” Ted struggles, Penny hums and walks past Kid. Calmly approaching the door and moving Ted behind her, in only a second, the door swung open. Nugget lunged, screeching as he went for Ted, only to be stopped by a hand on his sweater neck. Penny hoists Nugget off the ground with one hand, holding him up like a kitten as he hisses at Ted. 

“You think this will stop Nugget! Nugget will have his revenge!”

“Oh god not this crap.” A new voice complains, causing everyone to look behind Kid to see Billy and Lily.

‘Oh great…’ Kid thought as he realized he was trapped. Run one way and get caught by Ted, run the other and get caught by the twins. He can't win today…

“Greetings William, Lillian. Wonderful for you both to stop by on this fine evening.” Penny chirps, a small, friendly smile appears on her face. Lily scoffs and brushes her off, immediately grabbing Kid by the wrist and pulling him into an unwanted hug. 

“Hey, you guys want to hang out?” Billy asks, though Kid can tell it was mostly directed towards him and Ted.

“NO!” The two protested but Penny gives a thoughtful look, humming before she response.

“That sounds lovely,” Penny says, looking towards Nugget, who looks awestruck at the twins. “What do you think, Nugget?”

Nugget’s eyes bulged out, full of shock and stars. “N-nu-nugget?! Being offered to hang out with the pretty Lily and amazing Billy?! Really?!”

“Of course, we're all friends, right?” Lily and Billy groan, both disgusted by the thought of that. Penny hums and drops Nugget to the ground. There was a thud before Nugget jumped up in excitement, startling everyone but Penny. “NUGGET WOULD LOVE TO! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF NUGGET’S LIFE!”

“This is the worst day of my life.” Kid says, not bothering to hide his disdain for them all. This is going to be Hell…

“Aw, don't be like that Kid! Penny is right! We're all friends here!” Lily chirps, Kid however could tell it was a bold face lie. 

Kid pretends to barf and tries to shove Lily away. “I'd sooner date a trash can than be friends with any of you.”

“You say that, but wait- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?!” Lily shrieks as she points at Kid's injured hand, blood had completely soaked his glove and now the top of his sleeve. 

“None of your damn business, I'm going home.” Kid turns and tries to leave, only for Billy to grab him.

“Not so fast. What. Happened.” 

“Your mom! Fuck off!”

“Listen here you ungrateful-”

“Now now, no need to fight. How about I get that bandaged up, and then we all can get going on our little hangout. A movie perhaps?” Penny suggests as she walks up to the two boys, grabing hold of Kid's injured hand. Billy, however, keeps his grip on Kid's other wrist, grabbing Kid's face with his other hand and forcing the brunette’s eyes on him.

“Don't think you're getting off scot free from this.”

“Like spending time with you isn't punishing enough?” The hand holding his face squeezed tight, Billy's eyes were nothing but anger. Kid glares back. The burning sting from his injury was the only thing that got him to look away as Penny disinfected the puncture wounds. 

“William, be polite, you aren't quite pleasant to deal with either when you are injured.” Penny scolds, finishing the bandages on Kid's hand before pulling away with a satisfied hum. “Here Kid, I'll take your glove and get it cleaned for you. I would prefer if the bandages stayed clean for a while.”

Billy finally lets go of Kid, huffing and shoving his hands in the pockets on his coat. Kid rips his other hand away from Penny, earning a way too friendly smile from the android. That girl is getting way too creepy for his liking. 

“Keep it weirdo, I don't want it.” Kid shivers out a cold response. When did she get so close to him? She hums again, her smile unchanging as she simply takes a handkerchief from her dress pocket and wraps the glove within it before placing it back in her pocket. 

“Very well.”

Kid makes an attempt to walk away from the situation, until a grip on his hoodie nearly makes him fall over. By the sound of Billy's voice, he wasn't getting away from this any time soon. “Where do you think you're going?”

“Home.”

“Pff, yeah right. Come on guys, let's go. Penny, you said movies right, I heard of a new horror film that just came out.” Kid felt a hand on his arm, dragging him along as Lily quickly joins Billy in assisting with his kidnapping. Penny, Ted, and Nugget follow close behind as they reach the staircase.

Once they were at the first step, Kid waited for Billy to take the first step, snatching his opportunity to shove the raven-haired boy aggressively into the wall. Billy gasps as he fumbles to grasp the railing. Kid quickly shoves Lily into the other railing. Kid bolts his way down the steps. He hears Billy and Lily screech at the other three to catch him, and that is when he suddenly feels something wrap around his foot. The stairwell brick wall fills his vision before loud ringing and darkness greet him. His head felt heavy as the ringing got louder. Suddenly, he was lying down as he heard muffled voices surrounding him. When he tried to open his eyes, the world was spinning, making him nauseous, making him shut his eyes to stop it.

“Oops, my bad Kid, but you should know better than to run down the stairs.~” He hears Penny coo at him, it felt more like an insult than a comforting apology.

“I have to admit, you are pretty cool Penny.” Billy wickedly remarked.

“Aw, don't worry Kid, we'll make sure to take good care of you!~” Lily giggled. The ringing was unbearable, and his head felt like something was pressing into it. Where was he again? Why did his hand hurt so bad? Everything hurts. Why does it hurt? Why did breathing get so difficult? Why did it feel like something was on his chest? Kid opened his eyes one last time to see them all staring down at him, their smiles full of maliciousness before the world went black as he fell unconscious.

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In the Loopty Loop au emely and Nugget hate each other but does emely hate Nugget in the evil au?

btw i love how the emely aus are so different and their Details

Awww! Thank you! I am always so happy to hear that people love Emily! She's my baby! >w<

In the evil au, Emily doesn't exactly hate Nugget. She's terrified of him and actively tries to avoid him at all costs. Point being, he's the equivalent of the Terminator for her; he will try to kill her. They're kinda in a hunter/prey situation. Any time she's in the vicinity of Nugget, Nugget will know and will actively try to hunt her down. In his eyes, she is a virus that needs to be eradicated. For this reason, Kid has come up with the almost (not really) foolproof plan of making sure Emily stays as far away from Lily and Billy as possible, because 80% of the time Nugget is nearby, watching and waiting for her to slip up. It is also why she is usually around at least one of her friends or just in the void. If she’s not careful, she’s dead.

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What about the exes of cindy because in the first and second game she dated billy buggs kidd felix and ted

Kid: You mean the few hours in those few loops when we were 5?

Cindy: OH MY GOD! DON'T REMIND ME! I'M STILL EMBARRASSED BY THAT!

Felix: Do those actually count or?

Cindy: N-NO! 

Kid: Ha, I forgot you dated Buggs and Billy.

Cindy: Buggs was a nice guy! And he still is, he's just not my type… And Billy…. *shutters*

Madison: *snort* You dated Billy? Really?

Cindy: IT WAS ONLY FOR A WEEK! A-and it was way back in kindergarten! It doesn't count! I didn't understand what dating meant! I doubt he even remembers!

Kid: And if he does?

Cindy: *stares off into the distance horror*

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[ASKS NOW OPEN UNTIL: June 18th]

You may now ask any questions for the main gang below

-Kid

-Felix

-Cindy

-Ozzy

-Madison

-Emily

Rules

[You can ask them almost anything, as long as:

× It's appropriate, don't be asking sexual questions. They're teenagers.

×It isn’t hateful, racist, sexist, or homophobic. Also don't be a jackass just because.

×It doesn’t force a spoiler, if you do ask anything that may reveal a spoiler, that is fine, but it may not be answered in a way you may like.

[Magic anons are fine, just know that any magic asks that can affect the characters will not affect the actual storyline of the au.

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Note: I figured since everyone is doing something fun as a count down to kg3's release, why not do this!

Not all asks will have pictures since I am not doing digital art for a while until I finish my e-learning. If I do end up drawing anything, it'll just be traditional sketches

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Evil!au Cindy and Lily's turn! I like to imagine their fight being slightly more intense than Felix and Billy’s, mainly because nobody messes up Lily's hair and gets away with it! Nobody. Especially a certain blonde girl with poor fashion sense!

(Also Cindy is much stronger than she looks when she's mad)

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Drawing Evil!Lily with some different outfits is fun! :3

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I just wanted to post some doodles and I was listening to the soundtrack to "Epic the musical", and ended up listening to a certain song on loop while drawing these.

I won't say which song it is sooooo I guess you guys will have to listen to all the sagas to figure out which it is :]

Am I using my own au as a Trojan horse (hehe) itself to get people to listen to Epic the musical?

...Perhaps...

But if you want to know which song it was, you must listen >:)

Heads up for the Ithaca saga, if you are uncomfortable hearing about SA, ignore "Hold them down" and "Odysseus" (they are both bangers though)

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Valentine's day art that I've been meaning to finish.... Don't look at the calendar, don't worry about the date! It's totally not late!

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I been wondering how Evil billy and evil Nugget interact with each other

If you awnserd it already then i am sorry

No worries! I don't think I ever showed how Billy and Nugget interact in the evil!au? (yet) Nugget loves Billy very much! He pretty much worships him like a god and would do anything for him like the Pretty Lily! That's how much he loves him! So he watches him from a distance sometimes, it's to make sure that the annoying "Kid" isn't going to take him or the Pretty Lily away from him!

Billy however... Finds him annoying and creepy to say the least. Often referring to him as a "creep", "freak" or "stalker" (if you ask me, that is a bit of a hypocritical thing to say coming from Billy) If he had the option to send the little creep to the center of the sun, you bet he'd make sure of it! Luckily for Nugget, the only reason why Billy hasn't done anything to permanently get rid of him is because he sees the potential usefulness that can come from Nugget, so he'll tolerate him sometimes. (I mean, who could resist having a willing slave- I mean, friend- do your dirty work for you?)

Even if he knows he'll regret it later...

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And so the rivalry begins

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Finally finished it! (I procrastinated a little too long on this TwT) Screenshot for this fanfic I wrote here:

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Tales From The Evil!Kg Au- Mission: Run away

“LET GO OF ME!” Kid yells as he kicks and squirms, Billy chuckles, keeping a firm grip on his waist. The brunette was slung over his shoulder as Lily rambles on and on about whatever plans they had already set for after their little “game” of cat and mouse.

“I was originally thinking of that new fancy sushi place Mother mentioned but then Angelica told me that-”

“YOU ASSHOLES-”

“QUIET! Yeah yeah hurry and make up your damn mind, I'm fucking starving.” Billy snapped, Lily pouted at him as she crossed her arms before walking over to their limo. Kid continued to struggle as Billy's patience slowly dwindled. “You're starting to get on my nerves, you know.”

“Good, I hate you.” Kid spat, swinging his leg as hard as he could into Billy's stomach. Billy grunts from the impact and stumbles.

“Stop it!”

“Fuck you!”

Lily rolled her eyes at the two boys, walking away from the two and towards the limo. She opens the door and stands outside it with her arms crossed, tapping her foot as she watches the ruckus unfold. Billy managed to get a hold of Kid's legs, getting a tight grip at the back of his knees and holding them tight against his chest. Kid eventually gave up the struggle and went limp as an act of spite.

“You two done?” Lily asked. Billy glared at her before muttering at her to shut up, carrying Kid into the limo and shoving him in. Kid sat close to the other door, until Bully shoved him out of the way. Forcing the brunette between the two raven haired twins. 

Kid grimaced as Billy put an arm around his shoulder. Lily squashed herself as close to his side as she could, looping an arm around his. She hummed happily as she went back to being engrossed with her phone.

“Thomas! Take us to main street!” Lily chirped to the driver. The driver nods his head before starting up the limo and driving out of the parking lot.

Kid glanced around, trying think of an idea of how to get out of this situation, these two have been getting progressively more difficult to escape lately. They have gotten better at finding and cornering him, seems like they finally are catching on to how he works. It's like they are learning to work with each other. Great….

“So I've been thinking!” Lily chirps happily, oh boy, that ain't good. “Mother and Father are throwing a fancy gala Saturday-”

“Ugh. With that shit again.” Billy groaned, throwing his head back with a grimace, his back of hos head bonking the window behind him. “You and those dumb parties.”

“It is not a party! It is a gala!”

“Same thing!”

“Nuh uh!”

“Uh huh!”

Kid rolls his eyes as the twins bicker. Billy pulls Lily's hair as she lets out an exaggerated shriek, returning the favor by poking him in the eyes. Billy yells, removing his arm from behind Kid to help cover his eyes, rubbing them in pain.

“You bitch!”

“You started it!”

“Lillian, William, could you two please refrain from fighting in the vehicle!” Thomas scolds from the open partition. Lily points at Billy.

“He started it! He pulled my hair!”

“That's because you're stupid!”

“Am not!”

“Are to!”

“AM NOT!”

Kid hears Thomas sighs in defeat as the sound of the partition window rolls back up, leaving him alone again with the two arguing twins who were now in a screaming match. Kid contemplates whether it's worth it at all to get involved. On one hand, he really hates them and would happily let the two attempt to kill each other, and on the other hand…. It's honestly just annoying having his eardrums feel like firecrackers were shoved into them…

“SHUT UP!” Kid shouts at the two, like a blink of an eye, the twins go quiet and stare at him. “Fucking hell, you both are so annoying.”

“It's not my fault she's stupid.”

“I AM NOT STUPID! If anything he's stupid! Tell him, Kiddy!”

“You both are stupid.”

Lily lets out an offended gasp as Billy begins to laugh. She huffs and scoots farther away from the two, going back on her phone with a pout on her face as she taps away on the screen. One twin down… The more difficult one to go… Kid uses this opportunity to scoot farther away from Billy.

After a few more grueling minutes, the limo pulls up to a curb and the partition window rolls down again. “We're here.” Thomas says as he unlocks the doors.

When the door opened, Lily was quick to leave first, standing outside the door while impatiently tapping her foot. Billy moves, grabbing Kid by the arm with a painful grip, and harshly drags him out of the limo. The sun stung Kid's eyes as he was reintroduced to the daylight.

“So where are we going? I'm starving.” Billy whined, slamming the limo car door shut with his other hand. 

“Oh quit being a baby, I think we should shop for some new outfits first! I want to see what ‘La Belle’ has for dresses!”

“You go do that, Kid and I are going to go eat then.”

‘I ain't going anywhere with you.’ Kid thought as he tried to pry the hand off his arm, he could ready feel the bruises from it. Lily's hand shoots in front of his view and snatches his free wrist, caging it in another powerful hold, making him wince from the pain as the hand pulls him towards the girl.

“NO! I'm taking Kid with me! I need a second option and I want to get him a nice outfit too! Besides, it's MY TURN!”

“Yeah right, why would he want to go to some dumb girly dress store?”

‘Why would you think I would want to go with you?!” Kid thought as he tried to wiggle out of their grasp. The numb feeling in his arms slowly becomes unbearable as the hands clasps grow tighter.

“Like going to a gross burger place is any better! You eat like a slob!”

“You sound like a banshee!”

“You look like a goblin!”

Alright, now would be the perfect time for a bus to hit all three of them. Or a lightning strike from Zeus himself. Honestly anything horrific happening would be better than this in Kid's eyes. Maybe-

“OW!” Billy cries out as he lets go of Kid's arm, stumbling back in pain. He was rubbing his eyes again. Lily started running away, dragging Kid along with the sounds of Billy cursing in the distance. Stores fly past them as Kid looks around, trying to find anything that could be used to help him escape. Sadly there was not much he could work with with how fast Lily was running.

After a bit more running (and nearly face-planting a few times from tripping), Lily turns the corner, making Kid slam half of himself into a brick wall before continuing to drag him along. Lily looks over her shoulder, her breathing is heavy as she forces a laugh when she realizes they lost Billy. “Who's stupid now!”

“Still the both of you.” Kid dully says as he tries again to yank his wrist out of her hand. Lily scowls at him for a moment before going back to tugging him along, towards the ‘La Belle’. 

“Why do you have to make things so difficult for us, we're your friends after all!”

Kid lets out a cold dry laugh, “Since when were we friends?! I hate you!”

Lily's grip becomes unbearable to handle as Kid could almost feel his wrist being broken, oh boy, he's done it now.

“We are friends. We have been friends since that first day we met!” Lily says through gritted teeth, she sounded like she was about to burst. Kid glares at the back of her head, hoping that it would set her on fire.

“Funny, I never said that we were.”

Lily stops in her tracks, the sudden pause manages to startle Kid for a moment as he collides into the girl's back and stumbles back a few steps. Her hold, still in a bone-crushing clutch as she breathes in heavily and lets out a long sigh. Her voice is cold and emotionless. “You will be sorry for saying that, I hope you know that.”

“What do you mean by that?”

Lily turns to look at him, leaning down too close to his face, her expression empty as her eyes stared back into his. “One day, you will be grateful that we are your friends. Because we will be all that you'll have. Do you understand?” A crazed smile grew on her face as she showed her teeth. “And don't worry when you finally apologize, because I will have already forgiven you.”

Lily turns back without saying another word, going back to walking towards the store. Kid felt a little bewildered, what the hell did she mean by that?! He didn't really know how to react, instead letting Lily drag him this time so he could process the sudden mood shift. He could handle vague threats, he deals with Ted and Penny all the time to understand, hell Billy will sometimes do that as well! Yet something in him was saying that it wasn’t really directed towards him, but… Someone else.

“We're here!” Lily chirps cheerfully, sending Kid out of his thoughts as he groans in annoyance. The store was too bright, with white covering almost every surface. There were fancy clothes hung up everywhere, it looked like a fancier Claire's if you were to ask Kid. Lily hums as she drags Kid over to the dresses, yapping on and on about the gala theme and what she wants to buy. Kid in the meanwhile kept glancing back towards the exit. The moment she goes into the changing room, he will make a break for it. He watches Lily pick out a few dresses and then pulls him towards the changing rooms. Finally letting go of his wrist, making his hand feel prickily as the blood flows back into it. Kid shakes his hand in relief and rubs his aching wrist as he watches Lily head towards an open stall. Just as she's about to close the door she looks over at him and smiles. “Stay here! And don't run off!”

As soon as Kid heard the door's lock click, he turned to sprint to the entrance. In the corner of his eye Kid could swear he sees some workers look at him slightly amused by his situation while he dodges other people. Reaching to the doors, Kid pushes through and turns in a random direction, there is no doubt that Billy is looking for them. If Kid could make it to the bus station without them finding him, he can get away.

Kid ran down random blocks, looking at each street sign until his eyes found ‘Saemann Ave’, only a few blocks ahead. It felt like a light at the end of the tunnel until-

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?!” Like a protocol implemented into his mind, Kid immediately stops and presses himself against the nearest building, sliding into the alleyway in between, and hides behind a few trash cans. he could hear Billy getting closer, Billy's heavy stomps and yelling became clearer and clear until the raven-haired boy came into view. He was on his phone it seems, probably talking to Lily from how the conversation was going. “Shut up! It's your fault- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO POKED ME IN THE EYES AND RAN OFF WITH HIM! DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S MY FAULT!”

Kid ducks behind when he sees Billy turn in his direction. Freedom was close yet so so far, and where he was hiding didn't make it any better. The alleyway was really small, and a dead end too to make it worse. If Billy were to walk down here, he'd surely find him in seconds. Kid held his breath as he prayed that Billy would just move on. Kid was almost there, please don't play another cruel joke on him today.

“...Fine, but next time we are doing what I want to do… Don't You whine! It's still your fault!” Billy sighs and curses, Kid can hear him walk around the area before muttering something under his breath, and then start to walk away. Kid waited for a few minutes, poking his head up when he felt it was safe to do so. Empty.

Kid lets himself breathe, feeling his heart almost pounding out of his chest as he stands up and wipes the dust off his pants before making a break for Saemann Ave. It felt glorious seeing the sign get bigger and bigger.

“FOUND HIM! SEE BILLY! I TOLD YOU HE WOULD RUN OVER HERE!” It felt horrifying when he looked over his shoulder to see Lily and Billy catching up, can he not catch a break for one day PLEASE! Kid used as much power he could muster to try to run faster, his only hope being the bus station being busy. He just needs enough people there to hide him in the crowds. 

Kid turned down Saemann Ave, he could see the bus station, sadly however it seemed that the buses had already left, leaving a small crowd of people standing around. Just his luck… The next set of buses would be back in around 10 minutes. He just needs to hold on. For 10 minutes…

Kid stops and looks around frantically. Gotta hide gotta hide! Too much wide open space, not enough time. The bathrooms would only get him cornered, the nearby police station is massive no, the closest store was too far to run to without the twins seeing him. Gotta-

“I got him!” Kid quickly jumps away as Billy tries to tackle him. Just barely dodging as he watches Billy hit the floor with a grunt. Lily laughs at him as she tries to grab Kid, growling in anger when Kid moves away from her reach, then stumbling over Billy before falling on her face.

Kid begins to run away, starting the second game of cat and mouse for the day. He could hear Lily and Billy arguing, they sounded like they were close to nearly starting a physical fight if they weren't busy chasing him.

Kid ran into a small alleyway, it was a little more hidden than the last. Luckily it was not a dead end, he could escape if needed. He ducks down near some stairs as he watches the two run past the opening, they'll be long gone by the time the buses come… Hopefully.

Kid checks his phone, 4:37pm, 8 more minutes to go. He'll just rest here for now until it's time, and then take the bus. Letting out the air he was holding in and tries to relax for once. If Felix or the others weren't busy things would be much easier. He has no idea what the heck Emily was doing that made her busy (says she's throwing an ‘Emily party’ whatever that means). Billy and Lily always somehow know when to bug him. And now that he had time to think, what Lily said earlier now rang in his mind. What could she mean by that? Are Billy and her planning something? Is it just them? What the hell could those two idiots planning that would get Lily to believe that?

So many questions with no answers to them, damn this was going to bug him to no end.

After a while, Kid checks the time, 4:46pm, finally. He gets up again and makes his way towards the street, seeing the ads come into view that were plastered on the city buses. Digging in his pockets, Kid pulls out a bus token and heads to the bus that'll take him home. Thank god it was over. Kid takes a seat near the back and rests his head on the window, finally free for the rest of the day at least. 

Mission: Success