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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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rookie mistake, he should have bought a cart instead
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Can somebody help me understand why the links keep changing in format? What do I mean? Sometimes I insert a link to a story and the link URL will be normal, like this.
and other times the link will be not normal. It'll just be that. A link.
Like that. I literally do NOTHING different. I swear it's the luck of the draw or something. Am I doing something wrong? Or is it just tumblr being weird? and yes, I do click 'Insert link' for both versions. I feel silly asking this, but I really don't know what's happening or why it's happening.
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Chapter 7 is now up! Summary:
When a toddler Matthew appears at Alfred's doorstep in the dead of night; barefoot, blank-eyed, and wearing centuries-old clothes. One terrible truth becomes clear: Canada died and it forced him to regress, to become a blank slate. Now Alfred and the rest of the G8 have to scramble to figure out how, when, and why Matthew died.
But there's a problem: There's not one Matthew. There's two and the second one isn't as cute. Snippet!
Alfred stood there for a moment, any and all questions dying on his tongue as he stared at Trevor. The man was blowing cigarette smoke out of his mouth while laying on a pile of trash. ‘Six years ago we all went to Disney without Matthew… but he wouldn’t just go straight to drugs and not without any warning—’ and Alfred was reminded of his last text conversation with Matthew.
Good morning, Al, do you have time to talk?
Could that had been a cry for help? Matthew having done something horrid and wanting help before it spiraled and…
Alfred ignored it.
#ao3#hetalia#aph america#aph canada#aph italy#alfred f jones#feliciano vargas#Matthew Williams#Tw: Drugs#Aph Germany#ludwig beilschmidt#aph england#arthur kirkland#francis bonnefoy#Aph France
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Chapter nine is now out! Summery:
Peter, Matthew, Tino, and Feliciano were kidnapped and brought to a world where they're not only still at war, but a world where it's dog-eat-dog. Where the weak will not survive. These versions of themselves being crazed and blood-hungry. They're separated and unsure how to get back home. Yet, they all slowly learn that not everyone in this world is as wicked as they seem However; they learn that those that are wicked are to be feared.
Feliciano, Tino, and Matthew all learn this the hard way, as they're all helped by the unexpected but hunted in return. Snippet!
“You could always take his place, if you're so concerned.” Ivan suddenly said.
“Stay out of this, Commie.” Alfred turned on Ivan fast.
Arthur snapped his fingers. “No fighting.” He scolded Alfred quickly and it worked as Alfred quieted down. “Besides, Ivan, if you must know, Alfred doesn’t have a magical bone in his pudgy body.”
Alfred pouted immediately. “Hey. It’s not pudgy, it’s…” “Soft?” Ivan suggested. “Squishy!” Liam joined in. “Marshmallow-like?” Kiku added. “Vastly out of shape?” Ludwig asked and that got Gilbert to laugh and clap his brother on the back.
“Good one, West!”
“...You guys are all dicks, I was going to say bulky!” Alfred yelled and that made the others all laugh around him. Alfred’s face became red as he visibly pouted. “Mattie would agree with me… Regardless, I may not have a ‘magical bone in my body’ Artie, but let me drop you in the middle of the Appalachians and see which one of us comes out alive. Everyone Is brave until they hear their own voice talking back to them.”
#fanfiction#hetalia#Aph America#alfred f jones#2p America#aph england#arthur kirkland#2p england#aph italy#feliciano vargas#2p Italy#aph canada#Matthew Williams#2P Canada#Aph Germany#ludwig beilschmidt#2p Germany
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Canada * United States * Mexico , just the bros!!!
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The United States of America(t) expansion over time compared to the size of the UK(cat)
Based on this!
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Here’s a fake CG for my Hetagame! I just wanted to study the art style and find as many shortcuts as possible.^^
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65169943/chapters/171317032
Chapter 6 is now out!
Snippet time!:Alfred wasn’t even looking at his menu. He was looking at Matthew. More specifically he was looking at Matthew’s doodle. A doodle of, what had to be, Velvet. Alfred had his head turned to the side as he watched Matthew.
The only reason Alfred figured it was Velvet was because of the fact that it looked like Matthew, but bigger, lankier. The hair is limp and not as vibrant, and the eyes? Black. Big black dots. The clothes, well there were none because it was a stick figure. A stick figure sitting on the ground and frowning. The figure was in the dead center of the page, clearly sitting with their long legs splayed out. Alfred would realize Velvet was actually in a corner when Matthew added a small line behind the stick figure. “Whatcha drawing there, bud?” Alfred finally asked.
“Velvet.” Well, Matthew just came out and said it and once again, everyone stiffened and stared at him. “He’s sad.”
#fanfiction#hetalia#aph canada#matthew williams#aph america#alfred f jones#aph italy#feliciano vargas#aph england#arthur kirkland#aph france#francis bonnefoy#aph germany#ludwig beilschmidt#aph russia#ivan braginsky#aph japan#kiku honda#hetalia axis powers#ao3 fanfic
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I guess this is what the new animal farm movie is going to look like huh...
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