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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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Elias Bouchard is my favorite character from The Magnus Archives, but not by choice. I tried so hard to hate him, but that man is a parasite in my brain. He's just so silly and unapologetically evil, no tragic backstory or anything, the guy is just like that, and I love him for it.

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me anytime I see something that has anything to vaguely do with eyes: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MAGNUS ARCHIVES REFERENCE????

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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Do you guys ever think about the fact that The Magnus Institute abbreviated is TMI aka Too Much Information

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surely this has been done before

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I convinced 3 of my friends to start listening to Magnus

This is bout to be one hell of a ride

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"how did you know that about me"

Well excuse me for having prophetic visions my bad bro

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i like tma meta because season 1-4 is just like well that magnus can archive i guess. and then mag 160 is like OH OKAY THAT MAGNUS CAN ARCHIVE. I GUESS. and then s5 is like How Do We Stop The Magnus From Archiving. and now protocol? seems to also ask the question How Do We Stop The Magnus From Archiving

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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I hate not having anyone to talk to about TMA, like PLEAAASE just listen to this 200 episodes podcast PLEAAAAAAASE

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Jonathan Sims?!? More like [Sounds of choking on a mouthful of dirt] [Sounds of squelching bugs] [Whatever the fuck a black hole sounds like] [Sounds of a cracking fire] [Sounds of fucking dying] [Sounds of a camera zooming in] [More squelching sounds, this time meat] [Sounds of an animal howl] [Sounds of being a lonely loser] [Sounds of violent pipe murder] [Sounds of what if feels like to try and remember the difference between the 5 different characters named Michael] [Sounds of getting fucking GOT by a bunch of clowns] [Sounds of BigTM] [Almost forgot spiders]

The podcast ever

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Girls don’t want to be mothers girls want to be archivists who in actuality are Christ-like avatars of visceral animalistic fear

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I think The Entities are one of the funniest concepts as things that a fandom classify themselves as. Because instead of going "Here's my personality!" Or "Here's what I'd be like on a group project!" It's instead "Here's all of my deepest fears and insecurities :D"

And instead of just being part of a certain faction or school, your basically part of a cult that worships a particular aspect of the personification of human fear.

Fun for the whole family!

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it's late and I'm yet again thinking about Gertrude's potential cat and what really happened to it