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Existential Queer
Ezra | 20 | they/them | Gryffindor | INTP | an introvert with isolation fears and an extrovert with anxiety stuffed in a trench coat
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I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way.
And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.
Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.
(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)
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Coming soon: MyTransHealth, an app connecting trans people to knowledgeable, reliable and affordable healthcare providers.
19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth.
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Chapters: 1/12
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), The Them (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Sandalphon (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Leonardo da Vinci, Ligur (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: ever after au, Cinderella Elements, Inspired by Ever After (1998), Abusive home, Idiot Prince, Background Adam/Warlock, Background Newt/Anathema
Series: Part 1 of to go romancing
Summary:
You have all heard the tale of the little cinder girl before, yes? Good. This story is a little different.
In which young Aziraphale Fell’s world is changed when he meets the roguish, charming Prince Crowley.
The Ever After AU is up! I am foreseeing shenanigans, with posting this and the Knight’s Tale AU at the same time, but they’re both done and I’m so excited to share them! Expect a daily posting schedule!
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Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?
Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John
Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae
Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?
*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*
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The tags on this made me read it and it is glorious.
These Here Omens Are Mighty Fine, Y’all
#but i showed you my courtin' candle#after singing the tags my initial reaction was#oh no oh no oH NO OH NO#then there was the holy musical b@man quote and i really knew it was going to be a wild ride#had to read the whole thing aloud#because of course i did#but as it went along it somehow morphed from west virginia to a georgia/east tennessee fusion#but let me tell you i was cackling at hankerin'#and sent me off#literally screaming#it truly was a hoot and a half#good omens#fanfic
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This thread. It killed me. I am slain.
( via @jpbrammer on Twitter )
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ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS
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Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?
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