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Minseok: It feels weird here

Chanyeol: Is it because Baekhyun and Jongdae moved out after almost ten years of living together and now you’re alone in a three bedroom apartment?

Minseok: No it’s not that.. isn’t it a little humid in here?

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Yixing: Can i be your boyfriend? CAN I ?

Baekhyun: I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. Yes I love you too Zhang Yixing

Yixing// taking off headphones: That new song slaps so hard man

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Lay and D.O texting

Lay: Happy Birthday Kyungsooya~

D.O: Thank you but you’re an hour late.

Lay: Timezones, it’s 12 now here

D.O: *leaves on read*

Lay: I love you and I miss you?

D.O: I DO AS WELL WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK I MISS YOU SO MUCH !!!

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EXO as flowers

Minseok: Lilly

Junmyeon: Violet

Yixing: Bird of Paradise

Baekhyun: Cardenal

Jongdae: Tulip

Chanyeol: Sunflower

Kyungsoo: Anemone flower

Jongin: Daisy

Sehun: Cherry Blossom

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Sehun: Love you guys! Miss you!

EXO: Awwww the cute baby

Sehun: Y'all are so fucking annoying stop calling me cute

EXO:

Sehun: wait why did you stop!?

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EXO: *are quadruple million sellers*

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EXO's kinks

Minseok: Pet Play

Junmyeon: Humiliation

Yixing: Body worshipping

Baekhyun: Bondage

Jongdae: Overstimulation

Chanyeol: Exhibitionism

Kyungsoo: Striptease

Jongin: Licking & Teasing

Sehun: Orgasm Denial

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Luhan: Dirty Talk

Yifan: Edge-play

Zitao: Pinning

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Kris: if you coul

Sehun: i wouldn't

Kris: i didn't even fini

Sehun: doesn't matter i said no

Kris: *on the verge of crying* what did i do

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Kyungsoo: *watering the plants*

Yixing: *giggling*

Yixing: *sigh* he's so cute

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Minseok: have any of you seen my favorite mug? i can't find it...

Baekhyun: nope

Yixing: wasn't that the mug you used for that "emergency"?

Baekhyun: boy if you don't shut up

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Kai: what are you doing?

Chen: what does it look like i'm doing?

Kai: it looks like you're about to get kicked out of the dorm

Chen: yea but have any of you ever USED a jetpack, yea didn't think so

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This blog was made out of boredom back in April, as I was tired of having my mutuals listen to my stupid jokes, and thus exosayings was born. It has a little under a 100 posts, recently had its three month anniversary, and i'm so happy I hit this milestone. So thank you so much to everyone who enjoys this as much as I do, and remember: If you ever have any suggestions or requests let me know! I also don't mind personal questions and feedback !

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Yixing: so i'm back...

Suho: so?

Kyungsoo: if u wanna act aloof you have to let go of him and stop crying

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: that goes to all 7 of you

Yixing: you don't have to cry

Yixing: and that goes to all 8 of you

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EXO as Greek Gods/Goddesses

Minseok: Dionysus

Junmyeon: Hera

Yixing: Apollo

Baekhyun: Momus

Jongdae: Helios

Chanyeol: Aphrodite

Kyungsoo: Hephaestus

Jongin: Hypnos

Sehun: Eros

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Baekhyun: Shimmy Shimmy KoKo By the way where's Yixing?

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Suho: Ko

Sehun: Ko

Kyungsoo: Bwhy are we here? Just to suffer

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Jongin: why do i smell something burning??

Sehun: you probably thought too hard and now your brain is burning

Jongin: oh wait i know that smell, it's all the shit that's coming out of your mouth