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I am sure someone has thought about this, but hear me out: Lan Wangji as a lawyer and Wei Wuxian as a "criminal" who is also his client AU.
Basically, it would go down like the original books, but in court. So every time new evidence popped up, everyone would know. Jin Guangyao would tamper with the evidence and would be the judge. Nie Huaisang would get the evidence back and leaving it wherever for Lan Wangji to find.
Lan Xichen is married to Jin Guangyao and originally married to Nie Mingjue who passed away from unknown circumstances.
"Your honor, my client never did anything he was accused of today. It was you."
Tempted to add this to my fanfics I must write but will probably never finish.
#mxtx#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#founder of diabolism#wei wuxian#lan wangji#nie huaisang#jin guangyao#lawyer au
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YUWU SPOILERS BOOK 6
TW: Gore
Okay, I know Hua Po'an is an evil guy and loves to take out cultivators eyes. All I can think about is him using an icecream scooper to get them out of the sockets.
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If you like Cherry Magic or My New Boss is Goofy...
please please please read "My Online Friend is My IRL Boss"
- Ton of miscommunication
- A dramedy
- BL
- Gaming nerds
I finished reading book 1 and had to recommend it, very fun and light hearted
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been reading some MDZS discourse lately, and i'm getting more and more sure that like 85% of the most weird ass takes on here are just. people who are fundamentally unable to conceptualise a culture and a worldview that are different to their own.
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Final Round of Absurd April 2025
#mxtx#mxtx svsss#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#tang jiuqing#qjj#ballad of sword and wine#qiao tianyu#yao wenyu
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Thirteenth Absurd April 2025 Poll (Misc)
#erha#yuwu#qjj#dumb husky and his white cat shizun#remnants of filth#ballad of sword and wine#shi mei#xue meng#gu mang#lu zhanxing#qiao tianyu#yao wenyu
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Fourteenth Absurd April 2025 Poll (MXTX)
#mxtx#mxtx mdzs#mxtx svsss#mdzs#svsss#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the scum villain's self saving system#lan xichen#jin guangyao#xiyao#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#qijiu
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If you like SongXueXiao, please join this group!
I made a group for everyone who likes SongXueXiao to post fanfiction, memes, art, analyses, and everything in between!
Link: https://www.tumblr.com/communities/songxuexiao-shipping-company
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Twelfth Absurd April 2025 Poll (Misc.)
#meatbun#tang jiuqing#he yu#chen man#qiao tianya#yao wenyu#ballad of sword and wine#case file compendium
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Ninth Absurd April 2025 Poll (MXTX)
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Tenth Absurd April 2025 Poll (Misc.)
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Eleventh Absurd April 2025 Poll (Meatbun)
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Sometimes I wish fictional characters exist, not to hook up or marry them, but to help me survive calc and chem.
#william james moriarty#dr ratio#anaxagoras#genshin kaveh#albedo#sucrose#alhaitham#ling wen#anyone good at calc and chem
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It is very much him.

is this not meng yao
#jin “it was xue yang” guangyao#mdzs#jin guangyao#meng yao#mo dao zu shi#cql#the untamed#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu#poor xue yang getting blamed for something he didn't do (for once)
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Eighth Absurd April 2025 Poll (Misc.)
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Seventh Absurd April 2025 Poll (BAB)
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Sixth Absurd April 2025 Poll (ERHA)
#meatbun doesn't eat meat#meatbun#2ha#erha#dumb husky and his white cat shizun#husky and his white cat shizun#mei hanxue#jiang xi#meijiang#shi mei#xue meng#shimeng
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