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YAAAAY HERE'S MY OBNOXIOUS YEARLY ARTFIGHT CARD!! I still need to post Krusa in the site (the last character here) but I wanted to have my card ready!!! you can find my ass here: https://artfight.net/~Sygdom

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Y'all it's wild my weather app all week has just been a big flashing warning that says, "HEAT INDEX INIMICAL TO ALL HUMAN LIFE!!!" is that good??? But for real, I went out today for errands and I have come to the conclusion that the amount of albuterol I need to take to render the air breathable places me in a state where I should not be operating a motor vehicle for any length of time. Anyway, this is where you come in!!

I draw pictures for money!

By partaking of one of my high-quality and reasonably-priced art commissions, you can help me maintain an income stream that doesn't require me, an asthmatic with poor heat tolerance, to get into my black car and drive around my nearly-deserted college town delivering food for no tips in hundred-degree weather!

I will draw most anything you can think of! I'll draw your entire D&D party! I'll draw your FFXIV Warrior of Light kissing your favorite NPC! I'll draw a simple and affordable digital sketch of your character for you to enjoy! Email today!

Also, shout out to my pal Star @thestarfishface who has been intermittently hiring me for video editing and assorted admin work and thus absolutely saving my proverbial bacon lately. Go check her out because she is great and her art is so fun and dynamic and she writes great stories. Okay bye.

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did a desk-mat illustration for a friend of mine with some eeveelution mimikyus!

You can take a look at it here!

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ホオアカ（Chestnut-eared bunting）

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i feel strongly about this

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Some social situations feel like no effort, and some drain you really quickly. It’s all a matter of being aware of each and balancing your energy!

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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

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discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol

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Midsummer Night’s Dream

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First time visiting my friend’s dorm room (who’s also a snake)(I forgot)

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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3 weeks until we play again!!!

I drew this screenshot of the climax of act 1 for my DM's birthday. He is an evil, evil man.

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To face down your demons, you've got to free them To seize all your demons, carpe demon

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Man it’s crowded in here

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my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

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it's hot and i'm cranky

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people who own houses sure love to complain about having a house and love to daydream about owning a house