extraterrestrialchicken
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extraterrestrialchicken · 11 days ago
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extraterrestrialchicken · 11 days ago
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so i’m at the part of Pet Sematary where Jud is explaining the Micmac burial grounds to Louis and all of the times a pet has been buried. he just said, “she’ll [Ellie] go on loving it [Winston Churchill]… but she’ll draw her own conclusions… and she’ll breathe a sigh of relief when it finally dies” (154). what the??? this dude thinks that making a child basically resent their pet or at least grow distant is a sure-fire way to teach them death??? prick
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extraterrestrialchicken · 20 days ago
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my friend just called Red Dead Redemption “tuberculosis simulator”
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extraterrestrialchicken · 21 days ago
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this wasn’t a good idea. it can get confusing
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extraterrestrialchicken · 23 days ago
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extraterrestrialchicken · 26 days ago
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Taping ur boobs to look more man call that mascing tape
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extraterrestrialchicken · 3 months ago
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people are like mmm need my morning coffee sip sip aaaaaahhhh while i’m over here like nnngghahahh the voices ohhhhn god
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extraterrestrialchicken · 4 months ago
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playing the video game vs realizing that by playing it you're getting closer to the end of the video game
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extraterrestrialchicken · 6 months ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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extraterrestrialchicken · 6 months ago
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"Have you seen that bigboy with a skullface??"
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extraterrestrialchicken · 6 months ago
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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extraterrestrialchicken · 8 months ago
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the list comprehension in this programmer is piss pore
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extraterrestrialchicken · 8 months ago
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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extraterrestrialchicken · 8 months ago
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hosea took this photo this mightve been done b4 but here's my take lol i just rlly love the fact the whole fandom agrees baby john was an absolute menace
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extraterrestrialchicken · 8 months ago
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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extraterrestrialchicken · 8 months ago
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Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy
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extraterrestrialchicken · 9 months ago
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notes that have 10k to me
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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
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