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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

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I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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hi elle, the ex is claiming to have custody of julien on twitter? is this permanent or is he visiting???

she better not be or i'll beat her ass !!!!! he's just visiting tho, don't worry.

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I MISSED HIM SO MUCH 🥹 (cr. @taee)

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

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J-Hope performs "Equal Sign" with Jin and Jungkook at Hope on the Stage: FINAL in Goyang Stadium, South Korea on June 13th, 2025.

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BTS SOCIAL MEDIA SERIES → Google Overview (insp) // (detailed breakdown: PLEASE READ!)

HAPPY 12TH ANNIVERSARY, BTS! June 13th, 2013

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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

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How long has it been?

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<3

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Fellas it's not gay if you Mount me like a dog. It's just setting dominance. I promise.

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