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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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Just got a message from some bot about a dating site
I may be a loser but I’m a poly loser with two girlfriends so look elsewhere
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Good lord I can’t be this gay… can I?
anon who asked in 2023 about mia's favourite foods i'm so sorry your ask was eaten by the website void here's an old sketch + answer .. your favourite gator girl likes steaks, sashimi, and parfaits 😭💜
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Gacha Content Creators are either the embodiment of tumblr culture or 4chan culture
No in between
No I’m not elaborating
#tumblr#gacha#hoyo#genshin#honkai impact 3rd#honkai star rail#yes I’m avoiding certain tags#their are some communities I don’t wish to poke
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when femmes sit in your lap and “adjust” themselves until you’re turned on enough to fuck them
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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
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Reblog if your tits are free-use stress balls for any lesbian who needs them
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