eyeballcommander

[eyeballcommander]

Hey, your funeral.

You should make "Fight Club" (1999) but with watchdogs. Start a club where you beat each other in fist to fist combat.

hahahahaha, I'm sure some sorry sucker is already doing that 😭

[eyeballcommander]

It's called "combat training" and not only is it out in the open, but it’s officially sanctioned by the government.

Maybe you should join in sometime.

You should make "Fight Club" (1999) but with watchdogs. Start a club where you beat each other in fist to fist combat.

hahahahaha, I'm sure some sorry sucker is already doing that 😭

[eyeballcommander]

Spiders need to eat, Larry. And you’d be hard pressed to find a vegetarian spider.

[eyeballcommander]

Remember: Check that they’re not venomous before bringing natural pest control in!

[eyeballcommander]

oh! my bad! a rentry is a site where like you put your informations! .. like "do not interact" lists! .. dont know how to explain it! ALSOSOOO YOUR WELCOEMEI LOVE YPUR ART

Oooooooh!

I've seen those about! Ya, okay, my only request is can I see when you are done

[eyeballcommander]

Why wouldn’t I? It’s basically a PDA that happens to make semi-decent phone calls.

What would you do in the event that your Commander does make a Tumblr?

i dont see it happening. he’s busy enough as is i don’t even think he carries his phone at all times - mod jenny

[eyeballcommander]

INVETNING

[eyeballcommander]

Imagine being told to shut up because you’re annoying and trying to make a grand sweeping statement about how you’re entitled to saying whatever you want to me without me telling you to shut up for being annoying.

Anyways, I’ll shut you up myself because this is the internet and I can do that without going out of my way to kill you. Don’t block evade with anon messages like a pathetic loser.

Geez... how dare I give my honest opinion on a duck picture... On my personal blog in my small corner of the internet...

do you like this picture

No.

[eyeballcommander]

Hey guess what? It’s as annoying as it in real life.

do you like this picture

No.

[eyeballcommander]

Literally nobody asked you.

do you like this picture

No.

[eyeballcommander]

do you like this picture

No.

[eyeballcommander]

[[Gotta turn anon off because scambots are now abusing it to get around spam reports. Hopefully Tumblr changes their moderation so an anon ask signed by @.ing yourself counts against your account.]]

[[Here's Tumblr's guide to spotting scammers. As someone who has gotten floods of this particular breed of scam messages for about five years I can vouch that it's accurate.]]

[[And yes, scammers claiming to be vetted by big name Tumblr bloggers can still be scammers. They can even be scammers if they’re not bots. Learn to use your own judgement.]]

[eyeballcommander]

I think this one lunged at your boyfriend.

Well, at least you put a hat on instead of a weird wig.

leave my head aloneeee.... I beg!

[eyeballcommander]

Every day.

just noticed this paper fish on my back...

[eyeballcommander]

How often do you change your clothes?

just noticed this paper fish on my back...

[eyeballcommander]

You still only get one tail.

Bro choose tiger shark. You can be both cat and a shark

oh yeah, that works

[eyeballcommander]

That’s the kind of thing where you keep it to yourself unless your partner finds a great deal on a haunted house.

Should I tell him that I believe in ghosts too, or is it too early in the relationship? ":)