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I don't know if anyone already pointed that out but :

Have you noticed how, in Merlin, the Merthur ship is basically Jock x Nerd. But if we fast-forward to what could have been, that would have been jock x goth (they would be both dilf tho)?

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New goal 'till summer : Coughing so hard and for so long that I'm going to get rock hard abs.

Now, science and specifically medical side of this website, is it an achievable goal while taking into account that I'm already coughing since the start of September?

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- The unlucky lucky is when you have a few beautiful persons interested in you romantically and or sexually but you don't swing their way.

Ex : I'm gay, I have a few beautiful female friends that admitted having a crush on me (even so I don't understand why) but sadly, I'd pick Adam over Eve.

- The lucky unlucky is when you see a few beautiful persons, wants to get to know them but you'd bet they don't swing your way.

Ex : Every time I'm in public transports, no matter the country, there's a few handsome guys, beautiful males, cute boys. But sadly, I feel like they're Eve's Adam.

Know the difference (and you're free to add whatever you see fit to the list)

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Do any of you feel like you're bored, but you don't want to do anything? Hungry but don't want to eat anything? Tired but don't want to sleep?

Congratulations, it seems you have depression! Here's the membership token!

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Some people : "Oh the villain is so hot, I wanna date them / make them be better / be corrupted by them."

Me, an intellectual genius but emotional mess sprinkled with chaotic energy : "Let's date their second-in-command/main henchman. If this one can put up with their boss' shenanigans, they're at least prepared to deal with my shits."