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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Prompt #96
Person A gets lost in a forest on a stormy night after running away from home and comes across a huge, seemingly abandoned mansion. They go up and knock on the door on the off chance someone lives there. The door creaks open and there stands Person B, a soft hearted vampire who WILL let Person A stay the night because “it’s raining!” and they “could catch a cold!”
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Hey could u do something like lovestory!vampire prompts? Thank you :oo👯(idk this kinda sounds harsh but i just wanna ask nicely TT)
1. “I’m an immortal vampire and you’re a mortal who doesn’t know I’m a vampire and has decided to protect me.”
2. “I love you, darling, but why do you have so many vampire puns memorized?”
3. “I just figured out that you’re a vampire, and now I want to laugh, because you’re seriously not even trying to hide it. You go to vampire movies, read vampire books, make vampire puns, and dress as a vampire every Halloween.” 
4. “You’re teaching me a dance that no one’s done in centuries.”
5. “Once upon a time, we were members of rival vampire families, but vampires have been slowly wiped out over the centuries, and you’re now the closest thing I have left to a friend. Also, I might be a little in love with you, but that’s neither here nor there.”
6. “How have I acquired a vampire bodyguard?”
7. “Sometimes you sing songs from centuries past, and I’ve started trying to write them all down.”
8. “We married centuries ago, and every hundred years, we have a big anniversary dinner. It’s my turn to plan it, and you keep trying to figure out what I’m up to. It’s a surprise, darling.”
9. “I don’t have to drink blood, per say, but all of the substitutes are disgusting, and you make it your personal mission to find or make one that tastes good.”
10. “I’m a new history professor at this college, and I’m definitely starting to suspect that my colleague is a vampire, but I’m not complaining; now I can finally hear firsthand accounts of some of the history I teach!” 
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Could I get some fluff ideas for a vampire and werewolf pairing? just some mushy stuff like what they do to show their love or nicknames
Aw, course 'non! |××××××|××××××|××××××| Prompt Type: request, action, dialogue/words Trigger Warnings: dead animal/human mention, biting (non-descriptive) |××××××|××××××|××××××| ♥♠♥ Affection ♥♠♥ » The vampire gently noms on their partner. Not full on biting, just gentle nibbles when they're feeling cuddly. » Random items are left for the other as gifts (a dead animal from the werewolf's hunt, a pearl necklace the vampire found, etc.) » The werewolf keeps lending over blankets and/or clothing items, mostly because they've noticed how cold their partners skin is and haven't really clued into that it makes sense since they are technically dead and all. » The werewolf is big on cuddling, especially when they're tired. » The vampire makes making sure the werewolf is eating enough a big deal, and often joins them on hunts. Just to make sure. ♥♠♥ Love Language ♥♠♥ I feel like this dynamic would rely heavily on actions and quality time. Exploring in the woods, brushing each-others' hair or even just cuddling at home would be cute ideas for the couple. That and avoiding possible dangers from humans. ♥♠♥ Nicknames ♥♠♥ » "Loba" - a teasing Spanish nickname meaning 'wolf'. » "Puppy" / "Pups" / "Cub" » "Big dog" » "Love-bites" » "Spoiled bat" » "Pup" / "Baby bat" |××××××| Reblogs & Notes Apppreciated <3 |××××××|
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Random One-sentence Story Starters
"You were never mine, but I was always your's"
"You don't have to love me, just...don't leave me. Please."
"Every midnight eve, I come here for the slightest chance of seeing you again."
"What if we never shared those potions?"
"You know, it's kinda weird how this all started with me shaving your head."
"What if, and hear me out, what if we broke into build-a-bear?"
"If I wasn't such a dumbass, I would've back outta this plan a long time ago."
"You're adorable and it sickens me, literally, pass me that bucket."
"I feel like this is an appropriate time for a "your mom" joke, but I got nothing."
"We rockin' with Satan, because Stan's rockin' with us...and my dad, Steve."
"Who the hell just conjured a mammoth?"
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Story starter
"You know, I would've done anything for you...So, why didn't you use me? I would've let you."
"I did, you just never realized and I didn't have the heart to tell you. Not until now...after I've fucked up everything."
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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waking up... prompts
in a stranger's apartment
accused of murder in a police department
in someone else's body
to a hand clamped over your mouth
and the clock reads yesterday
in your mother's arms
in a casket
in a hospital
and you're in a new country
and people have mistaken you for someone else
and people have mistaken you for a god
in a fire
feverish, but someone holds a cold towel to your forehead
in a yelling stranger's arms
in the middle of the road, headlights flashing
and you smell poison
in the villain's lair
kicking and screaming to someone with a knife in hand
and you've missed the battle
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facksnotfound · 2 years ago
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Do you have any demin sibling au's? Or demon parent aus? Thanks!!!
Character A is convinced that their step-sibling is a demon. Not just because Character B is an absolute menace to live with – always leaving their cereal bowls on the counters, and forgetting to do their chores – but also because Character A is 90% sure that they’ve seen Character B sneaking out of the house and sporting horns, cloven hooves, and a tail.
Growing up in a family of demon hunters, Character A had always been told that their parent(s) had been killed in a rouge demon attack. Except now that Character A has come of age, they’re starting to notice strange changes – shifting eye colors, vibrantly colored body hair, hard lumps near their shoulder blades, etc. – that’s leading Character A to believe that their biological parents weren’t actually killed by demons…but maybe they were demons.
“I just walked in on you in the bathroom and oh my goodness gracious are those tiny horns that you’ve been hiding under your hat? And the shades weren’t just for irony, you actually have red eyes. Wow. This is shocking.” AU 
Characters A and B are twins, with Character A being born as a demon and Character B being born as a human. While Character A grows up trying to pass as a human, Character B tries to connect with the demonic half of their heritage and gets into as many strange, eldritch activities that they can.
The misadventures of Character A (a demon) having to babysit for their half-sibling, who is fully human.
“The ‘wait at the foot of my bed and then grab my ankle in your cold, taloned hand’ joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Find some more original joke to prank me with, jeeze.” AU (also known as: “my siblings are literal demons and they’re trying to prank me but I am the master prankster” AU )
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facksnotfound · 3 years ago
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You know, as much as I'm a fan of Kakashi from Naruto, I just don't think he has enough chemistry with anyone in the show to ship him with anyone.
For anyone reading this, can you explain your Kakashi ships, and why you like him with that character?
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facksnotfound · 3 years ago
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falling into fall 
- some autumn themed otp prompts 
scenarios
 B running ahead on a walk to jump and crush all the fallen leaves on the ground as A fondly watches from behind. 
 Buying and taste testing every pumpkin spice flavored snack they could find at the grocery store. 
 Carving a pumpkin together (and failing miserably) 
 A getting annoyed with B putting pumpkin shaped decorations everywhere around the house (soap dispensers, cookie jars, etc.) 
 Going on an apple picking date and ending it with a hay ride. 
 Watching horror movies every week leading up to Halloween 
dialogue
 “god, it was just 80 degrees yesterday, what happened?” 
 “they make pumpkin spice candy corn what-” 
 “put the christmas tree away what are you doing??”
 “it’s so pretty out…” 
 “this is my favorite time of year, you know that?” 
 “do we really have to decorate this much? it’s going to have to come down after a month anyway…” 
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