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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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Wait

Does Lancelot exist in the Dragon Age Universe? Because if not, Ser Pounce-A-Lot isn’t a pun name to Anders.

He just looked at that cat and thought

“Man he sure do pounce a lot”

And decided not only was that a sensible cat name, but that cat is clearly a Sir.

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One of my partners hit me with a 30 megaton observation in regards to Sam Campbell's time on taskmaster, and why despite being a enjoyer of both dry humor and absurdism they hit me with this but of observational violence:

"I think the reason you find Sam Campbell so stressful is that he's so intentionally bizarre and off the wall that it triggers your anxieties about already not being especially well attached to reality"

Like what the fuck do you say to that?

They're not wrong, but I have to talk to my therapist about this shit.

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My boyfriend is playing Warhammer against his brother, and his little brother habitually gives his opponents terrible advice that would ensure his own victory. And he gives it in the exact tone of "put baby in pelican mouth", but I can't remark on that without sounding insane because neither of them is familiar with tumblr memes.

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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

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let me crawl inside your ribcage and 😴 snork mimimimi

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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

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Character Creation in HELLSITE

HELLSITE is a TTRPG all about, and using, feed-based social media like Twitter, Tumblr, etc. The creation of a social media account is a required bit of utility of the game, but it also features here as a discovery-based form of character creation.

First up is making the profile and bio, which is done by making a real-world Twitter/Tumblr/etc account, acting as both a live character sheet and means of summing your in-game Avatars.

As any of us who have spent enough time on a platform now, what is included and not included (ignoring even the content itself) tells you a lot about that person. The sheer amount that your character includes is a pretty handy indicator of their age- or at least of the age and era they came to discover the internet. Whether or not your character includes pronouns could say something about their political leanings or just the specific subcultures they exist in. Adding a DNI list tells you about their icks and dislikes, but also about their history as a citizen of the internet.

Next comes choosing who your character follows on their account. Quick caveat to the above teaser from the- it very much assumes that the player is using Twitter in their game. Trying to find political figures or even news outlets to follow on Tumblr is nearly impossible, and when it comes to celebrities, you have a whole 2 options. I'll be reworking this page with some more platform-specific recommendations in the final game (: But with that out of the way, the player is prompted to consider more specifically what their character is interested in, who they trust, what they want to be updated on, and what they find funny. These aren't set-in-stone decisions, rather, they're meant to be a series of breadcrumbs the player can use to learn more and more about their character.

My goal with this system is that players can "find" their character and jump into roleplay more easily by asking them a series of questions they ask themselves everyday: What do I want people to know about me when they visit my page? Did this post pique my interest? Do I want to know more about this person's life? Will following this account result in more posts that I like than posts that I don't care about? Does this account share my worldview? Do I care? I'll get into the utility of how the posts on your feed affect the game and the powers granted by your Avatar in another post, but for now, I hope this shed some light on a part of this game I'm really excited to create further! If any of this interested you, HELLSITE is currently live on Kickstarter!

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They're not perfect, but they're as good as they're gonna get without me nosediving into a self critical spiral. That being said, I'm really happy with the wings!

I broke a few off before I even primed this, So it's not perfect, But it's going to look great on Typhus, And it'll look excellent from 3 feet away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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Nako-Choko [the inherent homoeroticism of wound tending]

hand study painted in 2021

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Sometimes ya just gotta paint the stuff no one else is ever gonna see.

WiP on the interior of a rhino for my Deathguard

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f l o w e r s .

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“there’s werewolves in it”