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Feel like such a squashed potato today.

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Kitchen counter cat says wassup

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the truth.

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true.

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Well damn,

Cheers for that 😊

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Well fuck!

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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Tell that to people in a food desert. Or people who have no time or no place to prepare such food. Have you tried being vegan living homeless? Or maybe while living with 7 other people in a double wide while holding down 3 jobs? If it is a choice you can make that minimally impacts your life, then yes. That is indeed a privilege you enjoy.

Forgetting of course all the brown people, in cluding children, that get paid sub minimum wage so you can enjoy "cheap" produce. But i spose as long as we dont eat the cows thats fine.

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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

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Well played.

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

We did it! 🇮🇪

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Disturbingly accurate.........

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

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😐

By @BarbroFarbror Twitter

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Every. Fucking. Time.

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

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This made me feel so much better :)

Why do I like men and women but only feminine people

Everyone has their preferences! That’s totally okay (:

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