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guys is 5 too young to watch Hamilton?

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YES OH MY GOD UES I HAD NO IDEA RHAT WAS A THING

bestie remember a few months ago when i confessed i had never seen Hamilton? well i fear i am on my 20th rewatch and can practically recite the entire thing now 😬

OH MY GOSH I LOVEBTHIS FOR YOU

did you see the tony's performance??? it had so many US politic references, like king george being the only one in red, everybody else in black to mourn the loss of our democracy.

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she was absolutely perfect for Eliza, like it wouldn’t be the same production if she hadn’t been cast as Eliza

bestie remember a few months ago when i confessed i had never seen Hamilton? well i fear i am on my 20th rewatch and can practically recite the entire thing now 😬

OH MY GOSH I LOVEBTHIS FOR YOU

did you see the tony's performance??? it had so many US politic references, like king george being the only one in red, everybody else in black to mourn the loss of our democracy.

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bestie that scream literally gave me chills and made me cry. like that is exactly how i’d feel and react if i lost one of my girls 😭

bestie remember a few months ago when i confessed i had never seen Hamilton? well i fear i am on my 20th rewatch and can practically recite the entire thing now 😬

OH MY GOSH I LOVEBTHIS FOR YOU

did you see the tony's performance??? it had so many US politic references, like king george being the only one in red, everybody else in black to mourn the loss of our democracy.

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i did!!! i literally was speechless and had the chills it was so good

bestie remember a few months ago when i confessed i had never seen Hamilton? well i fear i am on my 20th rewatch and can practically recite the entire thing now 😬

OH MY GOSH I LOVEBTHIS FOR YOU

did you see the tony's performance??? it had so many US politic references, like king george being the only one in red, everybody else in black to mourn the loss of our democracy.

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OH MY GOODNESS THATS SO COOL

THE NEXT TIME IM THERE (which idk when that’ll be because i live near Toronto so she’s like 2 ish hours away now 😭) I WILL TAKE SOME PHOTOS FOR YOU

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HOLF OM WHAT (i just saw the rachel mcadams post)

hahaha it’s true!! she recently moved and bought rachel mcadams old house, and i went and visited it last weekend!

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saw the photos of Rachel McAdams getting her star on the Walk Of Fame and realized i am sitting in her childhood house currently

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you know what you went through was bad when the cop stops taking your statement to hug you

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officially less than a week until i find out whether i’m getting knee surgery or not 🙃🙃

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Honestly guys we don't talk enough about how fucking SUBVERSIVE the Gay Submarine Scene™️ in mi8 was (pun intended). That was the type of scene in an action movie where usually the Hot Woman who's there for eye candy for the audience of straight men is gratuitously stripped down in some way and looks indignant or helpless as the Action Movie Men oggle her (a simplified explanation of The Male Gaze). But instead of a woman who's only in the movie for 5 seconds it's ETHAN HUNT, the MALE STAR of the action movie. He's stripped down to his boxers and bashfully admired by several burly men. Captain Bledsoe was very obviously flirting with him. And this isn't even MENTIONING the role that KODIAK played. Her and Ethan's banter was indistinguishable from two sweaty buff male leads in a testosterone-filled 80s action flick who are very obviously eyefucking during their rivalry. Those types of scenes are gay enough as they are. Except in the Gay Submarine, one of the masculine male roles was played by a WOMAN, complete with muscles and short hair and that tired yet eager stare that screams 'dominant,' FURTHER scrambling up the gender roles and throwing them out the window. There was nothing heterosexual about how she and Ethan interacted, just like how there was nothing heterosexual about how Ethan and Bledsoe interacted. The Gay Submarine Scene™️ was queer. it was Lesbian. it was transgender. it was homosexual. it was butch. it was beautiful. AND IT WAS IN A MAINSTREAM ACTION MOVIE SERIES INSTALLMENT SEEN BY THE WORLD. Those types of movies ALWAYS have The Male Gaze scenes. Not Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. This movie had The McQ Gaze, and the hot woman being objectified was internationally beloved Hollywood movie star and president of movies Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, showing off his tits and the curve of his ass in a distinctly non traditional way. Amen. Tony Scott is smiling down upon us, I just know it.

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"i hope tree called travis" "and he got to tell her he got her music back"

do they REALIZE that SHE was the one in the meeting to?? because SHE is buying HER OWN music back!! GIRL DID THIS BY HERSELF!!! SHE KNEW IT WAS HERS THE SECOND SHE GOT IT BACK!! LET HER BE HER OWN PERSON NNN

LITERALLY!!!! and then when people were calling her out for it this is how she backtracked

LIKE IM SCREAMING SHE COULDNT JUST ADMIT THAT SHE WAS WRONG?! 😂😂

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saw this absolutely TRASH take on threads earlier this week 🤮

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this weeks addition:

-“you wrecked my hole!” (i was digging a hole in the sand box as any autistic person would and a child pushed on the side making said hole collapse)

- “please don’t put your sucky in the toilet”

- “don’t put your foot in your friends mouth”

- “if you draw on my pants with chalk i will put you in air jail.”

i am starting a series called “things i never thought i would say in my life but i do because i’m a toddler teacher”

just this past week i said:

- “this is daycare, not the WWE. we don’t wrestle tackle our friends. especially our friends who just moved up from infants. that’s how you make enemies.”

- “well she doesn’t want to play with you because you keep grabbing her shirt and yanking her down! she’s scared of you bro! and that’s saying something considering she’s bigger than you!”

- “yes that is my boob. that is my other boob. we don’t squeeze boobs that aren’t ours. yep, squeeze yours all you want, but not other people’s. without their consent atleast but you’re 2, that’s a foreign concept still.”

- (coworker was tickling one of the toddlers, and toddler was on her stomach while the tickling was occurring) “for a brief second it looked like you were arresting her and she was resisting real hard.”

- “no you don’t need to watch me change her bum.”

- “let’s give her some privacy, i don’t think she wants you staring at her while she’s trying to use the potty. because it’s creepy and weird my guy.”

- “okay can we let it go? yes Ava fell in the bathroom. 5 MONTHS AGO! how do you remember that?”

- “we don’t drink out of the toilet.”

- “we don’t eat wood chips.”

- “you’ll get bit if you do that.”

- (toddler hit a friend and then - i shit you not - ran face first into a mirror) “that’s karma for you girlfriend. that’s god telling you “don’t hit people who don’t deserve it.””

- “can we please put another Taylor Swift song on? this is the 4th time we’ve listened to Ronan and i cannot stop my tears for much longer.”

i will be adding to this list weekly.

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i love that i said “we’re making a medieval village, idc what you make just make it medieval” and my brother built A MODERN MALL. like fuck i wanna delete this gd realm

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bestie i hate to break it to you... there may be no rep tv EVER. she just posted a letter to her site that said she's not even re-recorded a quarter of it, she said that it was such a specific point in her life that when she tries to re-record it she hits a stopping point, also said that there will be a time if the fans want for the rep vault tracks, but she does have debut finished! anyway all of this to say.... TAYLOR SWIFT OFFICIALLY OWNS ALL OF HER MUSIC!!!! SHE BOUGHT BACK HER MASTERS!!!! ALL "STOLEN" VERSIONS ARE NO LONGER STOLEN!!! ITS ALL HERS!!!!

i’m so sorry this took so long for me to answer i kept meaning to and kept forgetting 🤦🏻‍♀️ but tbh i’m more excited she owns her own music which means i can listen to the OG Better Than Revenge with 0 guilt ❤️❤️

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my fave interaction from this week:

we were playing in the sandbox outside and i got up to spray off my hands and feet because me and sand don’t get along sensory wise. that then turned into me spraying my kids with the hose, and filling up many buckets of water. C (who is 2.5, and male) dumped water on himself and wanted to change. i said we could go inside, i just had to put the hose away and get A (26 months old, and female) to the door.

i am putting the hose away when i hear my coworker go “uhhhh Ava?” and i turn around to see C stripping naked on the yard, and A following suit. i immediately scoop them both up, take them in, and get C on the potty and A to take off her wet clothes while i grab a towel.

A had sand on her feet, but was also soaking wet, so the sand had slowly become mud on the floor of the bathroom. as i’m grabbing the towel and walking back into the bathroom, she notices the mud, gasps and i shit you not says:

“oh no! C pooped on the floor!”

i was then laughing so hard that it took me over 10 minutes to change both of them 🤦🏻‍♀️

i am starting a series called “things i never thought i would say in my life but i do because i’m a toddler teacher”

just this past week i said:

- “this is daycare, not the WWE. we don’t wrestle tackle our friends. especially our friends who just moved up from infants. that’s how you make enemies.”

- “well she doesn’t want to play with you because you keep grabbing her shirt and yanking her down! she’s scared of you bro! and that’s saying something considering she’s bigger than you!”

- “yes that is my boob. that is my other boob. we don’t squeeze boobs that aren’t ours. yep, squeeze yours all you want, but not other people’s. without their consent atleast but you’re 2, that’s a foreign concept still.”

- (coworker was tickling one of the toddlers, and toddler was on her stomach while the tickling was occurring) “for a brief second it looked like you were arresting her and she was resisting real hard.”

- “no you don’t need to watch me change her bum.”

- “let’s give her some privacy, i don’t think she wants you staring at her while she’s trying to use the potty. because it’s creepy and weird my guy.”

- “okay can we let it go? yes Ava fell in the bathroom. 5 MONTHS AGO! how do you remember that?”

- “we don’t drink out of the toilet.”

- “we don’t eat wood chips.”

- “you’ll get bit if you do that.”

- (toddler hit a friend and then - i shit you not - ran face first into a mirror) “that’s karma for you girlfriend. that’s god telling you “don’t hit people who don’t deserve it.””

- “can we please put another Taylor Swift song on? this is the 4th time we’ve listened to Ronan and i cannot stop my tears for much longer.”

i will be adding to this list weekly.