falkenji
falkenji
est. 2018
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OFFICIAL CHURCH OF ENDHAWKS AND HOTBUNS. also occasional discourse but honestly i'm tired | follows from @rochenx
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falkenji · 2 years ago
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falkenji · 2 years ago
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im so tired im ready to die
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falkenji · 2 years ago
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I was so weird about lesbian sex for a long time because when I was 15 I hooked up with an older girl at bible camp and suddenly got my period during it and I was so embarassed but she didn't care so we kept going and then I suddenly got a severe nosebleed for no reason while I was on top of her kissing her and you can imagine how that went so there was my blood everywhere all over both of us and this sounds like I'm making shit up but it was insane and k i was panicking but she was like all about it so we just kept going and like it was too late, there was already blood on both of us! Like all over us. and I thought it was kind of powerful. so I let myself get blood all over the cabin. we were feverish. At first I just let my nosebleed drip on the floor and we both laughed like fuck this place yeah lets get blood everywhere. And we did. This is just what makes us girls. We had this cabin entirely to ourselves too for 3 whole nights!! They didn't check on us in there even once!!! Not even the counselors wanted to be near us- we had wanted to be alone and not participate in the religious activities so we told everyone we were sick, however the absolutely insane family who single-handedly ran the camp (the mom was rarely seen of course but the dad was this freaky cult-leader type preacher named Greg, and they had ummmm I think 15 kids or something, most of whom were adults, so they had no issue running this camp on an acreage they owned with very little outsider involvement) genuinely thought we were just posessed by demons, and in response they gave us our own cabin in order to ensure that we were kept away from the other kids there. Major oversight on their part and also sounds illegal but I could tell they were scared shitless of me (weird hair I cut and dyed myself, 3 lip piercings, septum ring, mid kandi kid phase so I had rainbow bracelets up past my elbows) and the girl (who had a jugalette tattoo and was the only black girl at the camp, I think ever)... I ended up getting banned from bible camp for other reasons... lesbian sex blood rituals aside....... (a kid saw me smoking something in a pipe and snitched, and they thought it was weed but it was so obviously just mint tea...) yeah after that I was like "was god punishing me for being a lesbian by making me bleed everywhere during sex oh god I'm going to hell forever and ever waaah" because even though I didn't believe in that shit in any real way at all I still had raging paranoia about being punished for being gay... regardless I came to the conclusion that if all that bloodshed was the price of homosexuality then I'd just have to learn to enjoy it. And I was so right for that . But yeah when I did have sex again after that I was like Ok hellooooo God where is the blood are u there God...???
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falkenji · 4 years ago
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People are so pressed about Endeavor ignoring Shouto one (1) time.
Enji is in an important meeting with other heroes right now. He's not ghosting Shoto. This manga panel doesn't say 'lol son git gud idc about u', it says 'hold up Shoto, I am busy right now and cannot give you the time of day you deserve'. Bruh
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Useful tip: maybe actually look at the chapter before drawing your conclusions, too. Check out that SFX. Endeavor was texting Shouto back.
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... only to be interrupted by something *very* important. Because, again, he's BUSY protecting the life of Shouto's best friend. Calm down y'all
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falkenji · 4 years ago
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about to screenshot every time this man shows up on screen now. S5E2
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falkenji · 4 years ago
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Endeavor & Hawks ➤ 5.01
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falkenji · 4 years ago
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Okay, since y’all can’t seem to understand why Endeavor was in that panel, I will lay out clearly Deku and Endeavors relationship. Endeavor is Deku’s best mentor by far. Above Gran Torino and All Might, Endeavor seems to really get Deku. He is able to understand how he thinks and adapt to him and teach him accordingly.
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All Might, and GT are always show to be exasperated when Deku goes into his long analyzations but Endeavor takes what he says seriously and processes everything and simplifies it.
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He also shows a lot of respect and care towards Deku due the nature of OFA. I believe Deku reminds him of Touya so he is doing his best to not fuck it up this time.
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He also manages to carefully explain things in a way that Deku can understand. All Might is very “I think you should do this. So do it!” Kinda guy. Gran Torino is a “You need to figure this out on your own” kinda guy. But it’s Endeavor’s teaching style that gets through to him. Because Endeavor figures out how Deku thinks and speaks to him at his level.
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Deku manages to master Blackwhip within a week of training with Endeavor. He goes from a measly 8 percent to 30 Percent continuous use of OFA after 3 months and 45 percent on impact. That’s HUGE. Please remember he has spent 3 months with Shoto, Bakugo and Endeavor at this point in the story and Endeavor has become a very important mentor to him.
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So yes, Endeavor has become someone who Deku loves. It’s not hard to see why.
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falkenji · 4 years ago
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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“Come dance with your son in hell!”
Chapter 290
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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did anyone post this yet
*loud noise warning for the video*
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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I am feeling particularly reckless today so have this gif that summarizes how I feel about Dabi
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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Walk after recovery.
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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*sending positive Endeavor vibes* ❤️🔥
thank you homie ♥️🔥
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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me: has a 2 year old reply to a post that basically accuses ppl of being p*dos/homophobes and assumes their sexual and gender identity based on their fav character
someone still proud of this dump they took in 2018: disagreeing about a character means that i can accuse people of all sorts of ridiculous things and put these accusations onto an 100% public website where everyone can see them. i do not acknowledge that people might want to show me how offensive and unnecessary my post is by throwing an equally uncalled for 'fascist' label at me. i am a clown
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endeavor stan/apologist/fucker bingo! because u nasties all lie somewhere on here : )
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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do you ever have that one canon character you liked just fine in the canon, but the more you see of their fans, the more you come to just kind of … loathe them by association? like, a pavlov’s reflex of cringing every time you see their name or face
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falkenji · 5 years ago
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