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I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

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Graveyard angels

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go on a journey and i’ll assign you a tarot card

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i just want someone to care about quackity dude

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i asked people for some prompts and got a req for tubbo wearing ranboo’s crown and the bench trio

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like fathers like sons

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obsessed with the idea of heterophobia on the dream smp. after schlatt exiles tommy and wilbur, he gets a lot of bad press. someone puts him under investigation for discrimination against his citizens and it ends up being a major factor of his reputation being damaged bc half the server thinks he's about to commit a hate crime. that's the real reason why he invited connor, it was damage control, man just didn't come fast enough. the festival was supposed to be a straight pride parade

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mmmm the quackity lore stream (this is so late i’m sorry i forgot to post this lmao)

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not a weapon.

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silly you, always chasing ghosts long after they’ve stopped chasing you. this is what it means to be haunted. will you ever catch up?

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Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

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every dreamsmp character feels like they’re from an entirely different video game and they all just accidentally got put into minecraft

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The Unsent Letter

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i don’t know why dinluke strike me as a very affectionate couple, but only at the most inopportune times for their friends and family? but they do. [ID: a three panel comic. Panel 1 is Luke and Din, kissing against a grey wall. Luke has his one hand resting on Din’s cheek and the other gripping Din armor’s cloak pulling him in closer. Panel 2, they’re still kissing, now from a slightly different angle, both Luke’s hands against the back of Din’s neck, as Din hefts him slightly higher. Panel 3: Full body now, we see Luke and Din making out against an Imperial starship hallway wall, Luke’s legs around Din’s waist, his lightsaber and Din’s helmet on the ground. They’re obviously in the middle of a mission. Leia is in the foreground, rubbing her eyes in aggravation, obviously annoyed. She says with her hands on her hips: “mando, you better put that kriffing helmet back on because i’m about to turn around and beat your ass-“ /END ID]

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the only live action Star Wars series I actually want is a political spyjinks drama about Bail Organa and Mon Mothma building the Rebel Alliance from the ground up and I can’t think of anything that Lucasfilm is less likely to make right now.

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if zuko had been allowed to drop f-bombs in atla (x)

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you are my dad! boogie woogie woogie!!