I really appreciate how 99% of the time Scp Philza is giving the most sage-like mental health advice. Because that last 1% is the most unhinged crap imaginable, like adopting a child he just met to cope with his spiraling life or copious amounts of murder. I’m pretty sure if the rest of SBI actually went to him to get help the vast majority of their problems, traumas, and complexes could be straightened out. But there would also be new problems to deal with of the bloody viscera pile variety.
He sure can’t solve an ethical dilemma neatly, but he’s one hell of a therapist. His methods mostly boil down to ungodly patience and a slight obsession with fixing other people’s lives to solve his own, but Phil sure does get results.
It goes without saying, Philza minecraft is an icon we all look up to. So much so, this man was recently featured on tv in Argentina for a viewer submitted segment on Father’s Day. This is not the first time nor the last time this will happen.
philza and missa, deathduo, for all of you deathduo lovers. i. love. this. drawing. i’m SO proud of myself for this one, like seriously… it came out so well sOBS
Basically, The Blood God is offered his usual blood sacrifice. Screaming, crying, chanting, the whole nine yards. But his cult messed up, because Tommy isn’t actually an orphan. Like on paper he is, but Technoblade can sense it’s not true and is like ‘Bruh stupid worshipers can’t do anything right.’ So he leaves Tommy alone bc he can’t have his followers getting lazy and subpar with their sacrifices obviously. But then also he’s saddled with this mortal kid he doesn’t know what to do with and he feels kinda bad since it’s not Tommy’s fault the cult messed up. So he awkwardly tries to take care of Tommy while still trying to live up to scary blood god expectations and it’s a lot of extra work on his plate. General beauty and the beast type shenanigans of Tommy going from cowering from the big scary god to demanding (and getting) a piggyback ride mid big important ceremony.
Anyway, eventually they figure out why there was a mixup when Philza (normal human man, v angy) fights his way past all the cultist in pure mama bear mode ready to kill the blood god for taking his adopted kid. Only to find Technoblade half way through overacting a bedtime story.
Cue custody battle because ‘hey! That’s MY sacrifice!’ ‘THATS MY SON YOU YELLOW BELLIED FALSE GOD SON OF A-‘
I think some of the cultists end up converting to Phil since he’s somehow way scarier than the nine feet tall blood eyed boar god.
I had a really really good learning experience with this piece! Here‘s the progress of it if you‘re interested. Highly recommend istebrak on yt. Her videos has helped me with this immensely!
Aaand it‘s a redraw of this painting i did for @tea-with-veth ! check her out as well, she’s a great writer and artist :)