fallen-minotaur

[fallen-minotaur]

An intruder

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No mentions of readers gender, pronoun used = you

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It’s been a long day, well not that you did anything but it’s been a long day anyway. You press your face into the pillow and take in its scent, so close but so far from what you’d like your face in right now.

“And who gave you permission to be here?” Dice leans on the doorframe, brow cocked in slight judgment at you in his bed.

You don’t feel like lifting your head but looking at the myth, the man, the subject of your torment is a temptation far too great to resist… god he looks divine standing there, he looks so unimpressed with you.

“Hi.” you muster out.

“Really? “Hi”?” Dice pushes off the doorframe and walks over to the bed.

“Finders keepers?” You shrug, hugging onto a pillow.

“How do you even keep gettin’ in?” Dice sits on the edge of the bed, he’s tired from work and now he has to deal with an intruder, a familiar intruder at that “What have I ever done to deserve this?”

“What haven’t you?-” you blurt out before you can even think about what you’re saying.

Dice stares at you with the most disappointed look you’ve ever seen on a man. The two of you stare at each other long enough to start making you feel nervous or awkward, you can’t even tell. You sit up, clasping your now damp hands together, he only shakes his head and rubs his temples before sighing.

“I was just taking a jab at you?” You try to excuse unconvincingly.

“I know. You’re infuriating. You know exactly what buttons to press and it pisses me off.” He glares, but there is a softness in it.

You attempt your best to look guilty… it’s not really working, your smirk betrays you. He’s being way too soft to be actually mad. It’s not like Dice can keep a straight face either at the moment.

“What do you want today?” he asks, placing a hand on yours.

“To cuddle” You respond sheepishly

“That’s a whole lot easier than your last request. I ain’t too sure what you meant when you said you wanted to be my sweetener.” he gets up to change into his pajamas

“Well it’s like you know… it’s that like in card games when there’s an additional stake to incentivise players to keep playing..?”

“And you’re the sweetener? You’ve got to be kiddin’.” he only glances at you briefly as he continues changing.

At least he’s something to look at. Your eyes drift up, then down, and back up again when he turns around, maybe there’s a universe out there where he’ll look at you all fondly and softly, hold your hands and kiss your- You’re pulled from your thoughts when you start to get maneuvered, arms wrapping around you and your face meeting Dice's chest, his scent filling your senses.

You tuck your arms near your own chest and begin to fiddle with the fabric of Dice’s shirt. “I wish this wasn’t between us…” one of your hands gets taken by his.

“Not a chance.” Dice mutters, his thumb softly massages your thenar as he starts humming.

His heart rate sounds normal, maybe it’s practiced, he seems like the kind of guy who’d practice… whatever it is, you have to practice to keep your heart rate normal.

“Are you ever gonna like me?” you murmur… apparently your body’s more tired than your mind.

“I like you plenty” he huffs “I’d kick you out if I didn’t, dum-” he cuts himself off “I’d kick you out if I didn’t” he repeats.

You muster a nod, this is enough for today. Maybe you’ll get more tomorrow.

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That's what we call rizz, rizz, yolo, hastag swag... Anyway I was gonna do a serious header but the second I found the cat I couldn't stop laughing so there you go. You're welcome.

[fallen-minotaur]

To anyone whom may be distressed by mine absence, tis crisis time, the jolly man shalt not pass mine chimney for I guard it with much vigor and grace.

The writings of thy beloved die headed man shalt continue.. when i get my shit together thank you and good night

[fallen-minotaur]

King Dice x reader

(Cuddle drabble, gn reader)

You, by some miracle managed to sneak into Kings bedroom. After checking your surroundings to make sure the coast is clear you stride over to the wardrobe, swing the doors open and choose a good pair of pajamas which you swiftly change into before unceremoniously flopping onto the bed. It's so soft and smells like King, you can't help but to tangle yourself in the blanket.

This would feel like heaven if it wasn't for the man living in hell... well that doesn't exactly stop the thought, for you this is a carefully constructed paradice by the egotistical bastard you like, he certainly made sure it is.

With the heaviness of your eyes you can't tell how long you've been here before some very familiar humming reaches your ears... and the predictable yelp of him not expecting anyone in his room. You were about to open your eyes and sit up but before you've even cracked your eyes partly open you feel a hand cupping your face.

"How'd you get in here? I wasn't expecting you today, darlin'."

You were about to open your mouth to respond but King briefly connects your lips for a soft peck, before he pushes you back on the bed and rests his head on the crook of your neck.

"I wanted to be near you." You manage to get out a little husky from the suprise of the man being so soft, you're not used to how soft he can get. By god this man is the Devils right hand man and scams people on a regular basis but when he's with you he's just... different.

You idly stroke the mans back as you two relish in this moment for a good long while before Kings arms snake around you and take a firm grip and flips you two over.

He lets out a sigh "This is better."

One of his hands finds it's way to your back and the other to the nape of your neck

"I love you, my angel" he hums.

You slowly drift to sweet dreams in this strange beautiful mans arms.

(And then you wake up it was all a dream motherfucker lmao... jk jk... im salty that I'm not cuddling anything but my Blathers plush... i never got a dice one 😔)

[fallen-minotaur]

🎲💜King Dice relationship headcanons (gn)

(Headcanons for Dice actually trying to/getting into a serious relationship)

He falls fast and hard for you. He cannot for the love of him wait to kiss you and hold you and absolutely sweep you off your feet.

Dices love language is physical touch but he won't hesitate to buy all the bibs and bobs for you that remind him of you.

His favorite places to kiss you are your lips, hands, temple, forehead and the back of your neck.

He tries so hard to be genuine with you but sometimes defaults to his stage persona because he thinks you'd find it more pleasing.

Him being truly vulnerable and not just being dramatically dramatic is a rare treat, this man is nothing if not prideful, it'd be shame to let you see he's just a man, not a good man but a man none the less.

He finds out your favorite things to recieve as gifts quickly wheter it be flowers, books, tea or some other shuch he'll find your favorites and he'll cherosh your reactions as long as he can.

Whenever he can make it at a reasonable hour, his favorite thing is to hold you or be held by you as the both of you fall asleep.

Of course waking up next to someone that can brighten a room with a glance and a smile is a wonderful experience too, he almost wishes he hadn't sold his soul so he could always be here. Right next to you. <3

Not proof read in the slightest I'm just word vommiting in my notebook so I can then type it out on a phone, I just love myself a Dice man.... he has a nice wrack </3

[fallen-minotaur]

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Rules ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇

These can change at a later date (as of 22/11/24)

Will do:

Headcanons

Small drabbles

Gn/Male reader

Fluff

Won't do:

Nsfw

Anything with kids

Angst (I don't wanna be sad) ((unless I do))

Characters I write for:

King Dice - Cuphead

The Devil - Cuphead

Henchman - Cuphead

Beppi the clown - Cuphead

Djimmi the Great - Cuphead

Rumor Honeybottoms - Cuphead

Please bare in mind, most of these characters don't have deeper characterization so they're likely based on my headcanons... as I will do for the few that do we like em spiced here

Also I may be slow with writing, it's not a strong suit of mine but I need to step away from character chats because of the harm AI does to nature, the overall health/patience in people and AI chats addictive nature, if theres a will there's a way to create my headcanons and thoughts and scenarios without using a bot that I need to reload messages for 20 times before it gets it right. ((Also I'm mad at the Ai chats grammar 90% of the time, like english is not my native language but the your/you're pisses me off and now watch me make plenty of my own grammatical errors with my butter fingies))