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Last thought of the night: urogi's pupils dilating like a cat's any time he's excited or overstimulated. This includes just before he makes a kill, though.
Am I the only one finding it hilarious that every time karaku is decapitated/loses his whole head, he makes sure he regenerates with the exact hair length he had?
Taking the extra effort to make sure he's still got luscious envy-worthy locks in the middle of battle
If you asked Urogi to shop for you, and gave him a numbered list
Like
1 Orange
2 Box of cookies
3 Avocado
4 Tomato
He would bring you back 1 orange, 2 boxes of cookies, 3 avocados and 4 tomatoes
So like
You can send him shopping for you and get surprisingly good. He'll get everything.
Just don't number the list because then he gets confused, but he also won't ask you to clarify it because he doesn't KNOW he's confused. It doesn't even cross his mind that he might be misinterpreting the list.
He comes back super proud of himself and wants praise, but you're wondering why you now have 15 bushels of bananas.
(He's not stupid, just a doofus! All things considered, he did a GREAT job and you SHOULD praise him even though you are sending him back to the store!)
Real talk, what happens when you poke them in their stomach:
Karaku: Screeches like a small child and curls over to protect himself from your vicious attack. Miiight try to reciprocate. If he can't reach your belly, he'll go for your sides.
Urogi: also squeals, but then starts giggling like a doofus. Definitely tries to poke you back. He doesn't mind at all. Just be careful of his talons - he moves before he thinks!
Aizetsu: Please don't poke his belly. It just confuses him. Your stupidity makes him sad :(
Sekido: You don't even get that far. You don't get the chance. He sees right through you, and you die. (He just stares at you unamused, tbh but like, also, I am super envious of the massive set of balls you must have)
Am I the only one finding it hilarious that every time karaku is decapitated/loses his whole head, he makes sure he regenerates with the exact hair length he had?
Taking the extra effort to make sure he's still got luscious envy-worthy locks in the middle of battle
Yall talk about Aizetsu whimpering, but every single one of you is sleeping on Urogi, who goes from teasing to a feral, whiny, needy mess the closer he gets to release
I have, but I'm not at all confident enough in my writing to do that ^^; I'm too nitpicky anyway, that's part of why it takes me months to post anything of actual substance
I don't think I could even do him justice tbh
Yall talk about Aizetsu whimpering, but every single one of you is sleeping on Urogi, who goes from teasing to a feral, whiny, needy mess the closer he gets to release