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false-lemons · 21 hours ago

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Anddd thats enough tumblr for today

Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #why #pukicho

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false-lemons · 5 days ago

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what changed your opinion on kissing in audio between archives and protocol?

Nothing. It's still gross and disgusting and I still hate it. But when you have big relationships in smaller timeframes kissing is an unfortunate side-effect.

#alexander j newall #the magnus protocol #kissing #disgusting gross human mating #< as an acesexual #y e s #anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue

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false-lemons · 14 days ago

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a sitting platypus

#perry the platypus #platypus #phineas and ferb #bluesrebloglist #awwwwwwww

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false-lemons · 18 days ago

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #me for real #it’s everytime I do it there’s just one cup or spoon I forgot about #although sometimes the cup is mine and I forgot I had one XD

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false-lemons · 28 days ago

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false-lemons · 1 month ago

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why r u male

Because of the way that I am

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #hold on a minute there #XD #pukicho

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false-lemons · 1 month ago

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spin this wheel

you're now this mythical creature, congrats!

#fuck you mean I’m an angel #am I biblically accurate?#be not afraid 👁️👁️#tma the eye core #how canon to the bible am I #anonbluesrebloglist

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false-lemons · 1 month ago

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POV: your being smited

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #pukicho

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false-lemons · 1 month ago

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This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #pukicho #i am a trans man #I get the dagger #the dagger is the taken away #and I leave

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false-lemons · 2 months ago

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#tumblr sexyman #tumblr 2025 #tumblr sexyman contest #tumblr sexyman contest 2025 #round 1 #tumblr sexymen poll #tumblr sexyman tournament #anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #it’s back

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false-lemons · 3 months ago

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collinlock16 character/lore doc (written and maintained by me)

#collinlock16 #minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired #anonbluesrebloglist #minecraft arg

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false-lemons · 3 months ago

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I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #pukicho #not like chicken

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false-lemons · 3 months ago

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scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

SCROLL BACK UP

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #2016 was a different time #pukicho

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false-lemons · 3 months ago

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

#boys night!#nothing bad happens #ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #brutus #ancient rome #roman history #march 15 #anonbluerebloglist

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false-lemons · 4 months ago

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When am I allowed to stab a man?

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #March 15th

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false-lemons · 5 months ago

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#not a dream #anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #survive February #all my current uni work is due next week 😭😭#bobs burgers

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false-lemons · 6 months ago

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My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

You better fucking watch your back

#anonbluesrebloglist #bluesmemelist #bluesqueue #pukicho

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