#tumblr sexyman tournament

[smallfilms]

a vote for cecil gershwin palmer is a vote for all the faceless entities that cannot be tied to conventional standards of beauty. a vote for cecil is a vote for our perceptions of what is attractive to be solely gauged through the connections of souls to words, and not the physicality of a bodily form. a vote for cecil gershwin palmer is a vote for the ways we learn to love that are not inherantly tied to flesh. a vote for cecil is a vote for focusing on the being within and not the vessel without.

[marquise-sv]

i’m still in 2012

[planetbass]

blinkies to show your pride

pls reblog+credit if using!

[zarstarss]

the true winner was love 🥺🥺🥺 srry this is late i was playing roblox

[0-chaotic-potato-0]

Seeing WTNV back on the trending tab, AT NUMBER ONE NO LESS, is not something I expected but am very happy about (Cecil deserves that tournament victory 100%, good for him)

[jxitrash]

The one and only 😩

[closetextrovert]

"And now, dear listeners, the results! This year's winner of the Tumblr Sexyman Tournament is..."

*Opens envelope*

"STEVE CARLSBERG?!?!?!?"

[mobtism]

ID. Tweet by user "ícaro‼️ VOTE REIGEN/ coms open @ demiitrees" posted at 12:20 AM on 9/8/22. It reads: "this was all a set up to promote the new season of mob psycho. if twitter has made you hate reigen tune in on october 5th to watch him get his ass beaten." End ID.

[babygirlificationn]

Reigen fuckers we need you now more than ever.

[punchingmoths]

congrats to the no.1 tumblr sexyman couple of 2022... reigns...?

[culty-catt]

CECIL KILLED SANS IN REAL LIFE

Ok, let me explain.

So, as we know, Sans vs Reigen killed the Queen in the first Tumblr Sexyman tournament; what I was wondering, however, was who Sans vs Cecil killed, as I haven't seen any particularly notable political figures dead as of yet (I think).

However, yesterday, the morning just after the astounding dethroning of our skeleton himself by the hands of the amazing Cecil Gershwin Palmer, I was woken by my sister and my dad scuffling just outside my door; I had overslept, so I assumed they were just here to wake me up in some strange fashion.

My sister and my dad burst into my room, my sister shouting "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES", and my dad shouting "SHE KILLED SANSSSSSSS!!!!!"

Meanwhile, I, still practically half asleep, was just going "...what the frick-"

It turned out that as my sister was was utilizing the elliptical, which is a sort of exercise bike thing, she had slammed into one of the Halloween pumpkins inconveniently placed just next to it, which just happened to be the Sans pumpkin. Its face got absolutely exploded.

Coincidence that this happened just after Cecil beat Sans in the tournament? Probably. But I like to think Cecil did it.

Pictured below: Sans' corpse

[eyesteeth]

sans' speech when cecil wins

[generated using this website.]

[veloona]

It was an epic fight! TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2022!

[uwuinator]

new sans easter egg dropped: "oh yeah i won an award recently. apparently it was by one vote. dunno what it was for though."

"something like... tumbling something-or-other."

"weird thing is i'm not acrobatic"