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god made men and sent christoph waltz as an apology

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Hi!! I really love your hcs and all your content💖💖 i was wondering if you could write an hc or sum about mr blonde finding out his girl is pregnant, like how it would be the whole pregnancy🥺 idk even he's a bit psychopath i think it could be really cute tho lol

YEEEAAAAHHHHH

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WARNINGS: ummmm pregnancy? assumed not safe sex lmao and cussing <3

PAIRINGS: Mr. Blonde X Fem!Reader

WORD COUNT: 758

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Alright I feel like Mr. Blonde would be like actually really composed and honestly a really good dad

He would take the news fairly well but then he would go to Eddie and panic a little-

“Love, can you come in here?” Vic had just gotten home and heard your voice from your shared bathroom. “What’s up babycakes?” Vic walked in and saw you standing in front of the mirror. Eye makeup smudged, tear-stained cheeks, clad in just one of his shirts and your panties.

“Oh honey, what’s the matter? Are you okay? Who do I need to kill?” he swooped his and gave you one of his famous bear hugs. ‘Apparently, he hasn’t noticed the tests’ you thought to yourself.

“Oh no no everything’s fine, hopefully. I just- I have something to tell you.” He stood back looking into your eyes, hands stroking your arms. “I’m Pregnant.” Your eyes traveled to the sink, and his followed. There laid 3 pregnancy tests, all positive. He knew you had been sick but you both just assumed it was a virus.

“Baby…”

“Yes I’m having one”

you smiled meekly at your weak joke. His eyes met yours and you’ve never seen him look more delighted. Vic broke out into a wide, award-winning smile and he kissed you with the most love you could ever feel. “So you’re happy?”

“Of course I am! We should probably make a doctor’s appointment soon, but until then I need to go tell Eddie, Will you be okay by yourself for just a little bit?”

“Of course!” You kissed his cheek gingerly, “Tell Eddie he’s gonna be a great Uncle!”

Vic drove to Eddies as fast as he could. The doors to the Cabots home slam open, “Y/N’s pregnant.” Vic paces the foyer as Eddie looks at him from the staircase he was descending,

“What the fuck?” Eddie stops Vic by the shoulders and looks him in the eyes. “What the fuck? You knocked Y/N up??” Eddie looked bewildered and Vic just had it hit him.

“Oh my god Y/Ns having a baby, I’M having a baby???”

Eddie laughed. “Don’t laugh! What the fuck am I gonna do I’m a criminal?? What if I go back to prison-” “Vic shut the hell up. I don’t think I’ve heard you panic before but trust me it’s gonna be fine. Me and Daddy will make sure you won’t go back to the slammer and you have a wonderful woman who is perfect to be a mother and trust me you will make a perfect father.” as Eddie spoke Vic calmed down and realized that most everything was gonna be fine.

Though Victor deep down knew everything was fine, that didn’t stop anxiety from planting its seeds into his mind.

He’s very cautious like SUPER cautious

“Does this mean we can’t fuck anymore? Ow- Baby why did you hit me?”

You try your best not to be annoyed because you really do know that these questions are coming from a place of love, care, and small fear, but sometimes you can’t help but want to rip your hair out.

He can’t cook (Okay he can but it’s only like 5 meals so I don’t count that as being able to cook lmao) But he tries his best because he wants to take care of you

He wouldn’t care whether you got married before the baby or if you just did it in your own time. (He secretly hopes it’s soon because he knows he loves you and he really just wants to say “Hey, That’s my wife!”)

Ngl I feel like this kinky shit would love seeing you pregnant, and if you are extra horny due to being pregnant then he is always willing to help <3

If you go on missions with him and the dogs then he will make you stop as soon as you both find out like no way are you gonna be put in danger like that while carrying y’alls precious child

I feel like He’s equally as bad at doing chores as he is at cooking but he still tries his best so you don’t have to do things like laundry and cleaning and stuff

CUDDLES GALORE

I swear to GOD this mans gets 10 times better at cuddling when you get pregnant

He really doesn’t care if its a boy or girl but I feel like if they were a girl he would pray to any and all gods that they would be as beautiful as you <3

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This is basically what he did tho

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EVERYONE I JUST WANTCHED DJANGO UNCHAINED AND IM A WHORE FOR THIS MAN 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT DR KING SCHULTZ 

A.K.A   THE MAN WHOM I AM GOING TO HORNY JAIL FOR AT THE MOMENT GOODBYE- AUF  WIEDERSEHEN

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Hey, do you have a master list of all your fics, drabbles etc. ? ❤️❤️

Yes I do! It used to be pinned at the top of my blog but now my request page is pinned there.

https://fandom-of-pulp-dogs.tumblr.com/post/658436965185781760/master-list

Heres the link to the post! <3

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{BLOG UPDATE & REQUEST INFO/UPDATES}

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Hello, my fellow sinners!

This here is just as titled, a small blog update.

Now the only things that are changing are how I will take requests, who I will write requests of and possible smaller future changes.

The smaller future changes are just changes in my writing. I'm hoping to improve my writing and take more time for my writings. Since my future writings are gonna change that means I will probably go through all my old ones and update them (I will add whether I have edited them or not on the post.) I also may change the aesthetic of my blog slightly but that's not as important lol.

Now for what you guys are waiting the hear about: The Requests.

Not much is going to change other than how many requests I will take and who I will write for (I'm also going to add what I won't write of/for but the list is very small lol)

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[Characters I will Write for]

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Reservoir Dogs:

- Mr. White / Lawrence Dimmick

- Mr. Orange / Freddy Newandyke

- Mr. Blonde / Victor Vega

- Mr. Pink / Sterling Bancroft ((Since Mr. Pink didn't have a real name in the movie I made one for him lmao I hope yall like it))

- Mr. Brown / Julian Dalton ((Once again, the character didn't have a name so I gave him one :)

- 'Nice' Guy Eddie Cabot

Pulp Fiction:

- Vincent Vega

- Jules Winnfield

- Mia Wallace

- Winston 'The Wolf' Wolf

- Marsellus Wallace

- Jimmie Dimmick

- Fabienne

- Butch Coolidge

- Buddy Holly

- Pumpkin

- Hunny Bunny

Django Unchained:

- Dr. King Shultz

- Broomhilda von Shaft

- Django 'Freeman'

The Hateful 8:

- Joe Gage

- Oswaldo Mobray

- John Ruth

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Those are all the characters I will write for. I have decided, due to my new chaotic schedule, that I will only be taking 5 requests at a time. I will frequently update my requests from Open to Closed so keep your eyes open if you want to make any requests!

Now the things I won't write:

- Incest

- R@pe/Non-Con ((In certain fics I might allude to these topics but I refuse to go into detail and write scenes about them ALSO this does not include Con-non-con I am open to writing those types of fics but not real non-con or r@pe))

- Nothing with feces, I don't mind writing for piss kinks but DEFINITELY no feces

- Angst- let me elaborate, I won't write a full-on angst fic (at least not 95% of the time) But I will do hurt/comfort type stuff, just not full-on Angst.

Types of Structures I will write in:

- HCs

- Drabbles

- One-Shots/Imagines

- Mini-Series ((2-6 Fics))

As I am currently writing this, I can't think of anything else to add But I might update this sooner or later so until then these are the updates and new rules for the requests and for my blog in general.

I currently only have 2 Requests that I am working on currently so if you are wanting to make a request I have 3 slots open!

I hope you all don't mind me doing this, I just wanted to add a little bit more structure to the blog because it's really taken off. I know I haven't posted a lot lately but I'm really trying to get better at that. :) I hope you all have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night. Thank you for reading and supporting me <3

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so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

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hi!! can you please make a hc where the reader and mr pink are ordered to work together as crime partners? and perhaps constant debates and sarcastic remarks progressing into constant😏debates😏and😏sarcastic😏remarks😏 you know?:)))

I love this SO MUCH!! I hope I did this idea justice! :) ALSO I'm so sorry this came out so late but I put a lot of effort into this so I hope you enjoy it!

WARNINGS: ummm cussing and smut (public sex, and insinuated crime and violence lmao ummm and unprotected sex,, I think that's it, I'm sorry if it's not!)

Parings: Mr. Pink X Fem! Reader (I'm sorry if you didn't want a fem reader! I intend on making more GN and male smuts with all the dogs)

Word Count: 2,007

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QUICK A/N: I GAVE MR. PINK A NAME: STERLING HIS NAME IS STERLING FIGHT ME also ik the ask said HC but I'm trying to branch out and get better at my writing so lmk how I did!!

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Working with Mr. Pink was,,, Interesting to say the least

You usually only worked with him on bigger jobs with the other dogs, but Eddie had informed you that Pink and yourself were gonna go on a smaller job together.

As much as you loved all the dogs and loved working with all of them, you were kinda excited to be alone with pink

I mean come on who wouldn’t be excited??

Pink

Mr. Pink is not excited,,, or is he? He is, He is, But he acts likes he not (we all know a tsundere when we see one)

You and pink got along well, you were both sarcastic, witty, professional, and you always compensated for when he didn’t tip

And all the dogs knew there was something between you two, whether you were both crushing or full-on fucking the dogs didn’t, know, but they knew there was something

That’s why this mission was made in the first place, so the dogs could finally get you two alone together, and let’s be honest, though neither knew, you and pink were both grateful ;)

“Hey honey, whatcha need?”

“Hiya babes, I got a job for you and Mr. Pink”

“,,,Just me and Mr. pink?” You put your nail file down and your brows furrowed. “Yep,” Eddie popped the p and waited for your response.

“Works for me, can you give me some details?”

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“Alright, you ready to pretend to be some rich assholes kid?”

“I was born ready honey.” You popped the gum you were chewing.

“Wow, You’re almost a damn professional.” Mr. Pink chuckled sarcastically.

“Oh my god, you’re such a dick.” You replied giggling.

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“HahahaHA Jesus fuckin’ Christ that was GOOD!” Mr. Pink hollered as he got into the car and slammed the door. You giggled along with his remark and got in as well. Lucky no alarms were set off and no one was alerted. Except for the guy you knocked out and locked in the cleaning room, but you don’t think he saw your faces so you guys are good,,,, hopefully.

“That was smooth! Oh my god, that was the best damn run I’ve done EVER!” You exclaimed while looking at the bag of jewels and diamonds you just stole “That’s cuz you’re with me sweetheart, Cuz I’m a-” “Fucking professional ya ya I know.” You rolled your eyes playfully as he did the same. “You ready to head back to meet Eddie?” You looked over at him and he seemed to be in deep thought, looking you up and down.

“How about we grab something to eat?” He looked up at you,,, genuinely. “I thought this was strictly professional?” You used his words against him, smiling as you did so. He huffed, “Not l-like that like we usually do with the- the guys yeah with the guys!” He began to stutter and ramble, causing you to bark a laugh. “I’m just teasing! Common pink I’m kidding okay, I’m sorry okay?” continuing to giggle pink paused his fit and straightened his suit jacket. “Ya ya okay anyways-” “Let’s go eat ya?” He looked at you in disbelief, “Sure.”

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“Are you fuckin’ serious?”

“Deadass! I almost got arrested for that stunt!”

“Goddamn you are wild”

“I know I am.” You winked at causing him to flush bright pink, how ironic.

“Look You don’t have to tell me your name, but I want to tell you mine. My name is Sterling.”

You stared at him, almost awed that the professional just let you know his name. “I,,, I’m honored that you told me your name. Thank you for your trust. M-my names (Y/N).” Giving him a meek but sincere smile, his face lit up. “I-i um” he cleared his throat and loosened his tie. “I-It’s nice to meet you (Y/N)” He gave a charming smile as he leaned back, seeming to gain some confidence and composure. You leaned forward on your elbows and smiled up at him, “So what should we do know?” He looked to the side, “I have an idea, but I don’t know if you’re up for it.”

Let’s just say you were more than up for it.

Sterling pinned you against the wall of the diner’s bathroom. Soft whines escaped your lips as he practically manhandled you. Sliding his knee between your legs, his lips met yours, causing you to smile and grind against him. “Good God. you’re are so fucking hot” Sterling breathed down your neck as your hands made their way to his trousers, unzipping them.

In due time you both had unbuttoned, unzipped, or has completely taken off all necessary clothes to get what you both wanted. Looking at his cock you licked your lips and practically begged, “Can I please suck you off?” And as much as Sterling would love to have his cock down your throat, He needed to be inside of you immediately.

“I love how much you wanna suck my cock I need to be balls deep in your pussy now” He practically growled. Your underwear was already thrown about (Which is very unsanitary in this most likely unclean public bathroom but don’t think about too hard) and so had been your bottoms. Pink lifted you onto the tiny counter, careful to not just set you in the sink. You spread your legs for him and pulled on his now, slightly unbuttoned shirt, to bring him closer. Both lips met and both set of hands began to move at a synced pace. His hands met your hips and he began to massage his way down to your pussy.

Your hands split up, one rubbing his bicep while the other went to tug on his hair. Groans and moans escaped you both as the makeout got hotter and you got wetter. His fingers quickly slid into your tight pussy. As he began fingering you, “uh fuck! Please just fuck me already!” You whined as your hips involuntarily bucked as his fingers slid in and out of you. “Shh keep it down kitten, were still in public, technically.” His mouth met yours to quiet you, and the rough and sloppy kisses were enough to shut you up for now, but that didn’t stop you from grinding on his hand as he continued on fucking you with his fingers. He began to rub slow, continuous circles around your clit causing your breath to hitch. “Hunh- fuck!” Your eyes rolled as sterling smirked, “shh come on doll cum for me I know your close.” He hummed as he focused on trying to hit that one spot over and over again. At this point, he was most definitely jerking himself off while you whined on his fingers.

Your constant whines are interrupted by your own gasp as he hits that one spot. “Fuck! Oh my god please ah~” Sterling’s face of concentration brighten as soon as your breath quickened. “Come on doll cum for me!” With those words of encouragement, you were gone. As he worked you through your orgasm his other hand left his cock and he rubbed your thighs to soothe you.

Your lips met once again as you rested for a minute. After the moment passed he rubbed both your thighs and got himself comfy, standing between your thighs. “You ready sugar?” “Yes, yes please!” Your hands rested on his cheeks as you both look each other in the eyes. You both smiled and giggled at your possibly embarrassing begging. “Just be patient, I want to take my time with you” He lined himself up and slid through your folds, lubing himself with your glistening arousal.

He finally pushed into your snug cunt and groaned, after your initial gasp you said ‘shh remember we’re still in public” smirking as you used his words against him. “For fucks sake I’m just trying to fuck my girl without getting caught and thrown out!” He huffed and you paused, “Your girl?” He also paused. “I-i mean that is if you want I didn’t mean-” You cut him off with an abrupt kiss, saving him from his own word stumbling. “I’d love to be yours” You wholeheartedly smiled up at him and he quickly kissed you again, “Then you, my love, are now mine~” He snapped his hips into yours causing you to moan and whine as he fucks into you.

Sterling tried to keep his groaning to a minimum but that was kinda hard considering your tight wet cunt was greedily sucking in his cock while you moaned and whined, while your tits bounced. “God you’re so fucking tight baby!” he groaned and his grip on your waist got tighter as he fucked into you harder.

“Nuhhhah!” An incomprehensible moan left your throat as you could feel yourself get tighter around his dick. Hands were in a flurry and you gripped his hair (Which he loves) and clawed at his back. “God come on Princess!” Sterling groaned and pushed you over your climax. “Oh my fucking god!” You whined and arched your back, pressing your chest into him. He felt you grow tighter as he fucked you through your orgasm which in turn caused his. As his hips stuttered he whined and fucked into you with what little strength he had left.

“Oohhh fuck!” He slammed into you one last time, letting ropes of his cum flowed into you. You pulsed around him and nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck, letting your arms draped around his torso. He let his head fall back and took a few breaths, gain composure and strength.

“That was incredible- you are incredible.” He huffed and lifted your chin up to meet his eyes. “You aren’t half bad either.” You smiled. “Goddamnit I’m trying to give you a compliment, I’m trying to be nice and- and here you are acting like a brat!” He teased as you laughed and relaxed in his arms. You both untangled yourselves from each other, causing soft moans and groans to leaves both lover’s lips. Sterling helped clean you up and dress you, causing you to smile at the love he was showing.

“What are you smiling at? Are you still laughing at your little joke earlier?” “No no, I was just thinking about how much I genuinely like you.” You smiled up at him and his face softened. A sincere smile spread across his face and he kissed you softly. Filled with love and passion. That’s when you both knew you were partners in crime. In a diner bathroom right after you both had sex, and Ya know what? That was the perfect way to find love. At least in your eyes, it was.

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BONUS:

“Why the hell are you guys back so late?” Eddie questioned. You and Mr. Pink frantically looked at each other. “We hide for a bit, just in case we were gonna run into cops or be followed.” You quickly, yet hopefully in a prevaricating manner, responded. “Alright well did you get the jewels?” He asked. “Of course we got ‘em.” Mr. Pink tossed the bag of stolen goods onto a nearby table and began to light a cigarette You smiled at the ground and the other dogs look your way then at each other.

They were in a meeting for an upcoming heist when you and pink made your appearance. As they were talking business they had also been talking about you and Sterling. Making comments on how you were both most definitely fucking while on the job. But they were only joking,,, until you both came in late and were obviously lying about coming in late. They were screaming in their heads but didn’t say a word out loud.

After a few minutes of talking with joe you and sterling left. Snickers filled the room. Then cackles. The knee slaps soon followed. They couldn’t fucking believe it took how many months for you two to get together, but they were happy nonetheless. The next week you guys met up you and sterling undoubtedly left with red hot faces.

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Cut the cameras-

deadass

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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{Dating Mr. Brown} {MoodBoard}

((NONE OF THESE IMAGINES ARE MINE, ALL WERE FOUND ON PINTEREST OR GOOGLE))

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Hiiiii 😌✨💖

Look I’m sorry okay 😔😤

Life has been busy and i haven’t been able to post much, but I am still working on asks and other shit for the blog! Please be patient! Also you can still request stuff it will just be a bit before I get to it!

Thank you for all your support and patience :))))

This blog brings me a lot of joy and everyone that supports me and sends asks and likes my posts are so AMAZING YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL thank you for giving me happiness!

But I just wanted to say I’m still here and I’m still working on stuff, slowly but surely more will be posted:)))

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💅🏻😌✨💖

gay sitting lmao Vic is the fruitiest look at his hand

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This is TOO ACCURATE OMG

I never post, but here are my head cannons for the dogs + Eddie and Joe,,, also including my favorite pairings too! This movie is really controlling my life rn <3

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broke: telling fuckboys you don’t like quentin tarantino movies

woke: telling fuckboys reservoir dogs is a good movie bc of the gay subplot

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freddy newandyke eating cereal out of the bag, smoking, drinking a beer, and talking on the phone while looking through mugshots is just so fucking funny, you get his entire personality and he's barely talking lmao

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freddy newandyke eating cereal out of the bag, smoking, drinking a beer, and talking on the phone while looking through mugshots is just so fucking funny, you get his entire personality and he's barely talking lmao

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This gave me the serotonin I’ve been CRAVING

🏳️‍🌈It's pride month so take this gay reservoir dogs edit😎🏳️‍🌈

Edit: this is of course inclusive to all reservoir dogs lgbt+ headcanons, I just used the rainbow flag to represent the whole community