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WHY ARE THE CAPTIONS DIFFERENT TO THE AUDIO IM GONNA CRY STOP IT

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nu uh…totally not.. :< (how’d you know….:(( )

hiiiii hiiiii hiiiii hiiii you’ll actually never guess who i am >:) hehehehe

Hiya puppy~ 💛

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kinda abusive but cool older brother who puts his cigs out on me and maybe pushes me down the stairs but makes me laugh it off with him or punches me really hard n tells me it's a part of the joke and to toughen up ummm but all in a forcemasc coded way

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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

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why is my f/o in my head. thats not very cool of you brain. i don’t wanna idolize them like they’re the character :( stop it :((

(nvm, we’re in a QPR i love life yay yay yippee yippee)

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*finds a new fucked up au thats fun and that i like*

*looks through its tag*

*IMMEDIATELY finds people saying if you like this au you’re a sick person and support abuse*

*aw man :(*

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Erm what the sigma... Itty bitty Stanley under the cut! Warning for Sh0ta and NSFW. Implied Stancest

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61262005/chapters/156567967

FANFIC RECOMMENDATION BECAUSE THIS WAS SO GOOD I NEEDED TO SHARE IT!! It’s nsfw age play Stancest (in mullet stan era, without the portal) with a Fidds cameo at the end :3 I’m a very big age play fan in fanfics so this was delicious. sadly can’t credit the author, they’re anonymous. but worth a read!!!!! (the link doesnt wanna work my bad 😭 copy paste)

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*stares at you with unsettling unblinking eyes*

yes

Anyone available to talk about Stancest with me in DMS?

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i think im on a mission to follow like every person who’s a stancest shipper. an unintentional mission, but i’m too far gone to stop and they seem like kewl people anyway

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What about some 80s yuri stancest? What about bare fem!Ford boobs? What about them? I don't know. See for yourself if you're so eager.

Full version (bsky)

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man i just want some fem!ford x stan p<3rn is that so hard to ask??? welp..guess i’m writing a fic today.

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the system represented by text posts that are on our pinterest boards

Johnny (me)

Ford

Voxxie

Bill (especially when it’s fronting. very upset it has to feed the body)

Alastor (he’s a little mentally ill but thats fine)

and Lee (new addition yay)

(he is both.)

i made this for no reason. i’m bored :D -⭐️🩵

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

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Weee mini ficlet CW SOOSTAN CW SEX WORK

"Hello. You're very pretty. I'm Soos."

The woman at the bar side-eyed him.

"So. Uh. You seem to like drinking."

Her eyebrows lowered.

"That's cool. Uh."

She put a hand up to hold her drink, covering the top with her palm.

"Do you have a phone number? Cus - I have a phone and... you..." She got up and left for a table of other women.

The bar was hot, full of faces he didn't recognize, crowded with people and everyone seemed to be with someone but him. Then he found a bathroom sign.

The shuffle-pivot to the bathroom took a minute, but he got there and immediately locked himself in the first available stall. He felt sweaty and sticky and the half a drink he had just gave him a headache but he wasn't going home until he had someone for Reggie's wedding.

There was a knock at the stall wall. "C'mon, kid, pay or leave."

He looked at the wall. It was covered in doodles and swears and numbers but there were two arrows pointing down at a hole in the wall. "What?" He asked.

"You heard me, ten for a hand, twenty for lip service, fifty ta boof, big guy."

"Uh. No thank you."

"No thank you? No thank you, he says - well then what're you doin' in here? Out of order sign wasn't just for show."

"Oh - sorry dude, I didn't notice. It's just so hot out there, and I dunno how to talk to girls and--"

"Ey, twenty for life advice, bub, I'm running a business here." The man in the other stall cut in.

"Oh - sorry sir." He pulled two crumbled tens from his wallet, offering them under the stall. The hand that grabbed the bills from him felt very moisturized.

"Okay, go on - girl trouble."

"The thing is, I need someone to take to my cousin's wedding, my Abuelita wants me to go with a date, so I asked my friend Wendy where to find girls but she's only fifteen and she's never left our hometown so she didn't know so I asked her dad and her dad said go to this dive bar because this is where he met his wife and it was manly and stuff, but I can't say anything right and I don't wanna disappoint my grandma, you know?"

The man in the next stall hummed. "So what's your line? How do you start with these girls?"

"Uh. Hi, I'm Soos?"

"Yikes kid that's just awful. You gotta-- ah shit a customer. Get out, kid."

"Wait! Your wisdom!" Soos knocked again.

"Ugh, just come over here, kid, I can work and talk." He said, and Soos heard a stall door click.

He got off the broken toilet and opened the door to see a man avoiding eye contact. Then he was yanked into the next stall and pulled to sit on the lid of that toilet. The man he'd been talking to was smaller than him, long brown hair and a red sweater, with Soos sitting he had to look up at him and he looked like he already knew more about Soos than Soos did.

The stall next to theirs clicked shut. "What the hell's going on in there?" The man from before asked, sounding a lot more confident than he looked earlier. His twenty-dollar mentor sank to his knees, where he was level with the hole in the wall. "C'mon, gorgeous, you don't mind my little understudy here, do ya? I'll make it worth your while." He said, voice gravelly and dragging in a way it didn't with Soos.

"Fine, fine - how much for a blow?"

"Thirty, but I'll knock it down to twenty for the audience."

"Fuck - fine, yeah." A twenty was fit through the hole, and the man snatched it.

Then someones dick was through the hole, and the guy's eyes were on him again. "See, you gotta romance them first." He spoke, lips running along the side of the stranger's dick. "Tell em' they're gorgeous, tell em' what caught your eye about them, tell em' you saw em' and you just had to come over." He cradled the head on his tongue before wrapping his lips around it, pushing forward and forward, taking more and more in his mouth until his nose was against the stall wall. A groan rumbled out of him, and he never stopped looking at Soos.

"I - uh. I think I did that. Called them pretty and stuff, but then I didn't know what to say."

The man pulled off. "A flower is pretty, kid. Look for something more, something they want noticed." He purred. "Why don't you try romancing me, I'll stop you when you go too wrong." He instructed, before his lips were around that stranger's shaft again.

"Oh - okay. Uh. Hello, your... Your hair is really nice, it looks soft, reminds me of a lion. Uh. But you probably know that, you look like you know things you..." The man never looked away while his head moved back and forth and back and forth. "... You look like you really know what you're doing. And I really wanna get to know you more, because you seem smart. My name's Soos, what's yours?"

The man pulled off. "Just call me Lee." He said. "You did good, the cute dork thing works for you--"

There was a rude knocking at the stall door, and Lee started running his tongue over the stranger's dick again. "So why can't I get girls to talk to me?"

Lee hummed, maybe because he was thinking, maybe because it made the guy in the other stall whine. "That's cus' this ain't a place for big, cute marshmallows." He purred, before he swallowed the other man whole.

"So - where do I go?"

Lee pulled off the man with a wet pop. "College town, bit west of here, wear something nice, bring flowers, sit at a cafe, put on a mopey look at a table for two, they'll be on you like flies." He said simply, before going back to his customer.

"Oh." Soos sighed. "I really wanted to get someone tonight."

"Well I'm a knockout in a dress but I'm not the kinda guy anyone wants sniffing around their grandson, sorry, kid."

Soos' eyes widened and he shot to his feet. "You'd go with me? If my Abuelita was okay with it?"

Lee shrugged, not taking his mouth off the stranger.

"That's great! So - do you wanna go out tomorrow or..."

Lee pulled off the guy, working him with his hand for a second. "Wedding's tommorow?"

"No, in four months, but you're my date, right? I gotta take you out before then."

Lee raised an eyebrow. "You know I charge by the hour, right?"

"You got it, dude. I'll pay for dinner, too."

Lee smiled against the stranger's shaft. "Good boy." He said, looking Soos in the eye.

The other guy came, getting Lee's check and in his hair. Lee's smile withered, he finally looked away from Soos to glare at the stall wall, his grip on the other guy turning iron. "Facial's extra, pal." He said, tone sharp like it was before.

He looked... Nice. His lips were red and bruised, an old, weathered anger in the set of his shoulders, hand not moving to wipe away the come dripping off his jaw.

The guy on the other end knocked, and Lee let go of him. A second later a ten was slipped through the hole and Lee smiled.

"Good. Now fuck off." He said, and sighed once the other guy had scrambled out of the stall and the bathroom. "Now I got a mess."

Soos grabbed some toilet paper and wiped his cheek. Lee looked up at him again and it felt better this way. He didn't look so angry.

"You're a sweet kid, Soos, I won't pass up the money but... You'll do alright."

Soos got to his hair and you can't really wipe stuff out of hair. "I'm in a motel for the night - got a shower in there, if you want it."

Lee smiled like he might eat Soos alive. "Sure kid."

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Can confirm, this is indeed what chemists get up to in the lab. I would know.

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Draw your character doing chemistry :)