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As part of the Trinity, Diana is usually depicted as holding Batman and Superman together — two strong personalities she has to wrangle and moderate to make an effective team. Instead, I’d like to propose that Diana is actually the only thing holding Batman and Superman APART in order to create a functional team where they’re not going for each other’s throats (in a sexy way) every ten minutes. In this essay, I will…

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incoherent dog track thoughts

• something interesting about Dennis saying “my sister and I” as opposed to “me and my sister” something about putting her safety first as opposed to just dragging her along with what he wants

• “my sister and I” is grammatically correct but it’s also far more formal so something about Dennis still trying to remain classy even in a time of such desperation

• Frank had a habit of promising his children class and elegance and replacing it with the complete opposite. He turned Dennis into a prostitute under the false believe that he was a male companion for classy women that like going for fancy dinners etc and also ruining their time at the pool in Mac and Charlie: White Trash

• I think Dennis stayed at Dee’s apartment and Charlie stayed at Mac’s. Charlie sitting with Frank on the way there and not on the way back is very telling

• Dennis thinking about himself and winning his money back while still trying to maintain dignity but not letting his desires impact Dee vs Dee continuing to constantly throw Dennis under the bus in exchange for the smallest ounce of approval while also degrading herself for the bare minimum

• Dennis both eating and masturbating a dog against his will when him being a dog hater is an established part of his character is so upsetting to me especially as even if he doesn’t like dogs he’d never actually harm one like I can’t help but think about him saying “don’t kick it” even to Charlie’s imaginary pet dog in the gang goes to hell

• Self indulgent but RCG proving me right with how badly people mix up Mac and Dennis and their issues with food like everyone thinks Dennis is this disciplined health freak that starves himself all the time only for him to be excited about pimento cheese sandwiches and mint julep cocktails not understanding why on earth anyone would want to deprive themselves of comfort and pampering meanwhile people have this god-awful perception that Mac is some human trashcan stereotype just because he put on weight for one season in spite of him being his healthiest and most confident DURING that season and has been rendered with undiagnosed orthorexia which is even clearer with the whole raw dogging thing

• Dee broadcasting the video of Dennis and the dog to the entire room and Dennis getting nervous and hesitant aka another example of Dennis not wanting to be filmed because footage is always used against him

• Mac saying “we really need to find a way to exit Frank” at the end of Thought Leadership is interesting to me too

• Frank fascinates me because we don’t actually get any reason behind his thought process or why he hates his children so much or why he continues to torment them like there are constant inside looks into the minds of the other four but we never get that from him and I think that’s why he’s the most evil

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shes a ten but she likes rat dogs

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Drarry Microfic: Steal & Expect

“Draco, hand it over,” Auror Potter said to his nuisance of a husband who’d snuck contraband from his office yet again.

“Not in a million years!” Expert Potions Advisor Malfoy quipped, pettily holding the bottle up and out of Harry's reach.

“You stole it, you can't keep it!”

“Borrowed,” Draco tutted, "I'm not planning to keep it, darling, don't worry your cute, messy head.”

“Cu—flattery won't get you out of it this time!”

“I'm going to analyse and reverse-potioneer this sample and—Give that back you little shit!”

Harry had wand- and wordlessly Acciod the bottle into his hand and was bolting out of Draco's workshop and up the stairs.

“You don't even know if this works!” Harry shouted, Draco hot on his tracks as he used the banister to dash down the hallway.

“And I won't find out unless—Potter, no! No!”

“Yes,” Harry said, chin up, wiping the creamy pink liquid off his lips.

“You just downed an entire bottle of an experimental fertility potion.”

“What did you expect? The sample was meant to be destroyed, anyway.” Harry unceremoniously dropped the empty bottle onto the plush carpet in front of their bed. “Now breed me, you thieving sack of recessive traits.”

— written for the @drarrymicrofic prompts ‘steal’ and ‘expect’, since I missed writing one last week

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how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

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I need to talk about this panel because I think its so funny and sweet

Her saying that she figured this will end when Anya graduates implies that even before Yor realized that she wanted to stay in this family forever, she was totally down to play pretend for 12 years.

Yor is so unhinged. Initially, Loid only asked her to do this for the school interview. But Yor was instantly ride or die for this family she just met and was willing to commit 12 years of her life to the bit. She's willing to do anything to help people (including murder) and so nice to a fault. Yor is such an unhinged icon honestly.

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comfy

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17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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Character concept for an urban fantasy story:

A guy who looks 100% human but is dressed like an orc, walks like an orc, speaks the local Orcish dialect as fluently as a native speaker, and is covered in orc tattoos. One with a more educated eye on the matter could see that the tattoos are not human mimicry of orc tattoos, but the genuine real deal. Orcs do not tattoo anyone outside of their own tribe, and if you ask the guy how he got them, he looks insulted and says that his grandma made them for him. His last name is an orcish clan name.

On a second look, one could guess that he's a half-orc who inexplicably just managed to not inherit any physical traits from his other parent. He is, however, not a half-orc. His little sister is, though. Their mother doesn't have any family of her own, and he was two years old when the two of them escaped from his father. He has no memory of his father, and doesn't care to have a human family - his stepfather's family is their family now.

He doesn't know his biological father's name, where he lives, or whether he's even alive or not. He's entirely unaware that his father died years ago, alone in his home, from a mysterious spontaneous case of Orc Dagger Shoved Down His Throat.

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THE SLEEPOVER.

LA TERREUR 02

Part one / part two / part three / part four

script:@wisteriasymphony @needlebeetles @clemnoir

art:@sillysiluriforme, @wormzandgutz, @clemnoir

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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my current wallpaper ^^

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yesterday's sketches

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Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

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this is the best day of my LIFE thank you @shiiro-arts so so so much for making my first commission such a wonderful experience❤️❤️❤️ i love you so much