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Jack: (Sing Song) Davey wants to see me

Jack: Take that depression

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Sarah: I just want to understand why you would speak to my brother like that

Jack: I was standing up for myself

Sarah: Jack... you might win the battle, but you're going to lose the war, sometimes it's not about just being right. Now go and apologize to Davey

Jack: Why?

Sarah: Because he will make your life miserable if you don't. Do you know how many times I've been right and still had to apologize? 469,531 times

Les: And counting

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Splint: I’m looking after Ritz

Mac: Where is she?

Splint: I never said I was doing a good job

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Skittery: Sometimes I hate people. This is probably bad for my mental health but oh well

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Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

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Davey: I’ve never been so humiliated

Les: Me neither, and that’s a really high bar

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Race: Do you think I could fit in the dryer? Albert doesn’t think I can

Finch: I don’t know, let’s-

Specs: Let’s, and i cannot stress this enough, not find out

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Specs: To the person that stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts

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Albert: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Race, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*They sit there in silence for a moment*

Albert: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

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Albert: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Race: Can you make a sentence without the letter ‘a’

Davey: You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble, Higgins. Numerous sentences could be constructed without even uttering the first letter of the english lexicon.

Race: Whot the hell Devey

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Jack: Newsflash, I have no plan. Everything I’ve done in the past five… maybe eight years has been me making stuff up as I go along

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Davey: Violence isn't the answer.

Spot: You’re right.

Davey: *sighs in relief*

Spot: Violence is the question.

Davey: What?

Spot, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Davey, running after them: NO-

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Katherine: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Crutchie: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Katherine: Yes!

Race: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Les: A little brotherly advice; if you weren’t always trying so hard, you wouldn’t be in the way

Davey: Actually Les, it’s called helping! And I’m not in the way, you are-

Davey: *Walks into a wall*

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Race: due tazze di caffè, per favore

Albert: Since when do you speak Italian?

Race: My parents were Italian

Albert: Since when?

Race:

Race: Since their birth…?

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Jack: Davey I’m sad

Davey: *Holding his arms out for a hug* It’s going to be okay

Race: Spot I’m sad

Spot: *Nodding* Mood