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Here is something I learned because I was bored for 5 seconds.

If you stick a finger up your ass and just yank it out real fast, it fucking hurts

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Wait, hucow bulls are technically a thing in Degrees of Lewdity. Said hucow bull would be the player character, but still. And it is a dairy farm so it avoids the squick of guro. Not unrealated, maybe don't trust any milk in town if you aren't willing to risk it coming from a... lower teat if you catch my drift.

Still a pass, these bulls do have some changes, ears tails horns, but nothing that inherently is hot to me. Don't get me wrong, the horns are cool and neat, but there isn't anything hot about just having horns. Plus they are variations on the player character of the game, which generally means they are inherently subs

Smash or pass: bulls (in the hucow sense)

(feel free to interpret this as directly, or as "does having bulls in a hucow story improve it?)

The issue is, when you get down to it, hucows generally are just dumbed down humans, maybe with some exaggerated sexual traits, maybe with some extra horny. I can see how it could be hot, how it could be a smash, but in general they are a pass.

Now while you said, "or," and not, "and," in your ask, fuck it. My ask game, my rules, I'm going to atleast discuss hucow bulls in hucow stories.

They don't show up much for starters, atleast in the smut I've read, which makes sense. Most hucow stories do operate under the system of hucows being livestock and bulls don't serve much of a livestock role beyond impregnating the cows, which hucows can be impregnated by farm hands or machines, for preindustrial labor, I never realized till now the dearth of preindustrial hucow stories... maybe someone, possibly me🤷‍♀️, should fix that, or for meat... I'm not into guro, and the one hucow story that featured it that I've read, as great of a story it was, was negative hot. And with that guro story being my one example of hucow bulls... we can do better, surely we can do better than horrifying if impressive guro. So while there is potential, I'm going to have to say pass for the second option too.

Now if you have some specific examples to change my mind, feel free to ask for them, this is just a general over view of hucow bulls

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Smash or pass: bulls (in the hucow sense)

(feel free to interpret this as directly, or as "does having bulls in a hucow story improve it?)

The issue is, when you get down to it, hucows generally are just dumbed down humans, maybe with some exaggerated sexual traits, maybe with some extra horny. I can see how it could be hot, how it could be a smash, but in general they are a pass.

Now while you said, "or," and not, "and," in your ask, fuck it. My ask game, my rules, I'm going to atleast discuss hucow bulls in hucow stories.

They don't show up much for starters, atleast in the smut I've read, which makes sense. Most hucow stories do operate under the system of hucows being livestock and bulls don't serve much of a livestock role beyond impregnating the cows, which hucows can be impregnated by farm hands or machines, for preindustrial labor, I never realized till now the dearth of preindustrial hucow stories... maybe someone, possibly me🤷‍♀️, should fix that, or for meat... I'm not into guro, and the one hucow story that featured it that I've read, as great of a story it was, was negative hot. And with that guro story being my one example of hucow bulls... we can do better, surely we can do better than horrifying if impressive guro. So while there is potential, I'm going to have to say pass for the second option too.

Now if you have some specific examples to change my mind, feel free to ask for them, this is just a general over view of hucow bulls

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I'm bored so fuck it. Send me asks with whatever for some smash or pass. If you want to see based on personality or theme, feel free describe the relevant parts of their/its personality or theme

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Forced hucow smut with aspects of memory loss. So physically, yeah obviously, this isn't snuff or guro it's a milk farm. Mentally... don't like my odds, atleast in a nonhorny aspect

Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.

Yes

No

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Man that's fucked up... not saying I don't want it though

Cockwarming where you slap me over and over, harder and harder, using the sensations of me flinching and clenching around you to jack yourself off, is this anything???

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I’m such a hard working, shy boy in public. No one would ever guess that I’m such a slut.

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So I got an AO3 for my smut writing and it's really hitting off, like seriously I have a lot of hits on my smut stories... but I also have a more public AO3 for my sfw stories and only 2 of my smut stories have fewer hits than my most successful sfw story, and one of them was posted only a few hours ago and is quickly catching up.

I'm familiar with the phrase, "sex sells," but it still feels ridiculous that there is such a noticeable gap.

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Being a openly kinky girl on reddit has gotten plenty of people to ask why. Most respectfully and more out of curiosity because, "wanting to be fucked against your will," is a pretty hard thing for alot of people to wrap their heads around. I often do try to explain as good as I can, though without a ton of introspection I don't have the time or energy for I only understand my own reasoning so well myself.

Although it is funny when people are so upset and angry about noncon kink existing and saying anyone into it is obviously a bad person, so I argue with them a bit before revealing I'm a sub woman and you can almost hear their argument come to an almost instant screeching halt because the idea that people would want to be in the position of the victim somehow never even occurred to them

is a cishet guy who's into cnc automatically a red flag

I think probably determining what kinks people are allowed to be into based on their gender and sexuality is the bigger red flag here

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I've read enough people trying to write stories based on art where they ghost penis it to know there are atleast a few people into the idea of an invisible penis.

Actually typing that out, why isn't there as much stuff taking xray views literally? Seems much more erotic that, "someone in a position neither of us can get to can see my pussy open for your penis." Plus is as prevalent if not more than ghost penising

Any time you bring up the potential bedroom applications of magic or super powers, some people automatically assume you mean using the power in question on someone's penis, which is often a very limiting perspective, but sometimes it's also a little bit fascinating. Like, sure, fuck it – let's interrogate the erotic potential of turning a penis invisible.

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I gotta pay rent somehow

free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon

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As a monster fucker, that one isn't really my cup of tea, though it looks really chill and like they'd either be great to hang out with or utterly insufferable to be around.

Now slap a cock on the second one, then maybe. Or a horrific juxtaposition of cute or awful by putting the cock on the first one.

Yes I am aware I should probably seek therapy, however that requires I have time and money free to go to therapy which I never do

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

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If no one is being hurt, outside of consensual bdsm of course, then I don't fucking care and if someone is going to bitch about it I will readily call them out for complaining about chicken fucking

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

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If you ever need proof that I'm autistic, there was a post like 7 months back on r/rape_hentai about what people's favorite degredative words are and I picked slut because it has a good mouth feel and stuff like that

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I've read enough smut to know some of the people who want you to hold it while they pee don't necessarily mean with your hands

I love posts that try to frame a particular kink or sex act as weird and gross by comparing it to something the author clearly doesn't realise is also a fairly common kink or sex act. I just saw one that was like "handjobs are stupid, it's literally just assisted jerking off – do you want me to hold your dick for you while you pee, too?", and I guarantee you there's somebody reading that post right now who's like "well".

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So due to irl stuff, my friend group will soon be having our last hang out in-person with all of us for likely a long time if not forever, and part of me wants to have it where as I'm leaving, so it's the last thing anyone says when we are all in the same room, saying, "oh by the way I have a secret account where I write smut. Bye!" then booking it out the door as fast as I can. Just leaving them all with the utter emotional whiplash of finding out I, pure innocent me of all people, writes smut would be so funny.

Of course I'm not going to, kinda defeats the whole point of this account after all if they know this side of me, but it is funny to think that I could.

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I'm just getting boring scam asks, please I just want atleast one ask saying how they want to throw me down and use me or something anything that isn't the same exact scam

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

Yes please Kinker the better XXX