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hi

we talked on a different site a few months ago and i clicked on your profile and several comments down you linked to this blog and i just remembered that it existed five minutes ago

hi 😍

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my friend unironically calls you Daddy Washington and I'm honestly afraid now. What do I do

Dear Anon Ymous:

I suppose one could consider me a "daddy" because I am called one of many "founding fathers" of America! Your friend has found peculiar vernacular to refer to me.

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puppyfication of founding-fathers

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Are you a femboy 👉👈

Dear Ashin Afantasy:

What is a femboy? I apologize for my lack of understanding.

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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Hello! What does this mean? I, George Washington, first President of the United States of America, find this post very confusing as to its intentions and implications.

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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geowge washingto n/.......owo:(

What the fuck

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owo geowge washintgon.....uwu uwu uuwu "It appears as though there are some errors in the sentence you types" types...........did yowouwu mean typed.......

Dear Anonymous:

Die.

Your Obedient Servant, G: Washington

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Pees on your tree

Dear Anonymous:

What does this mean?

Your obedient servant, G: Washington

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hewwo geowge washington owo w whats it wike beign the fiwst pwesident of the united stwates uwu 0///0

Dear Anonymous:

Thank you for your inquiry. It appears as though there are some errors in the sentence you types, but I am fine with it regardless. It was very much an honor that, of all the candidates, I was unanimously chosen as the president of the United States, however it was also overwhelming to be seen in that light. Despite that, I'm happy that I was able to set a precedent for the future.

Your obedient servant, G: Washington

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throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

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omg hii georgr washington my favorite femme dyke >.<

Dear B. Coveredbutch,

What do these words you are using mean? I apologize that modern slang hinders me.

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It's my birthday!

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yes i know the difference one is a cat and the other is a baguette im not an idiot

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