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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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AHHH ALSO THE EXPLOSION YUNARA SAW IN THE SPIRIT REALM IN THE END. I wonder what that could be 🤔

Clipping this for posterity but I think those are both funny details to pay attention to. The portal opening in the spirit realm has hexcore-anomaly shapes! In terms of sound design it fits the arcane hextech sounds and the lore in the comic feels purposefully similar to Viktor's ascension and mental wreckage in arcane.

EDIT: THE AUTHOR OF YUNARA'S COMIC CONFIRMED IT'S RELATED TO JAYCE AND VIKTOR.

Said this on bluesky but it would be sooooooo easy to say jayvik end up in the spirit realm. It's been established in lore as a transient place between death and life, away from the mortal timeline. Yunara's myth is from ages ago and only recently she's been 'freed' by this disturbance. We've gotten confirmation that all the current spirit blossom beyond lore takes place after Arcane, which puts these freak accidents describing magic 'reawakening' across the globe right after jayce and viktor activate the wild rune in piltover.

Notice the big carved hexgem in the tree. A lot to keep in mind!

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How does one improve in anatomy?

draw porn of ur oc

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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im a public school teacher part time and despite the gloom-mongering narrative you’ll see online i find that on the whole the kids have been far more kind attentive and curious than i expected. however one of them is named naruto. and another is kanaya

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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cuddling

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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happy pride month to HIM

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rothko in the turner gallery???

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first art of 2025 ✨ inspired by this post because it speaks directly to my soul

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Happy Pride my fellows, with a message from my personal little angry gay man, Strudel: survive to see them die. outlive those who wish to see you dead. Keep going out of spite: we will make it through this together.

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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

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