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                    「 indie / singleship / semi-selective / freestyle 」

              ❝ measure ｔｗｉｃｅ                                                                        cut 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞. ❞

                        「ルール。」  「登場人物。」 「アドミン。」

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headcanon meme

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

EVA’s cooking is a genuine godsend. She’s very thorough in the way she cooks, and all she makes always has a unique flavor to it, as well as the fact that it’s (almost always) prepared with love. She doesn’t like eating cheap food (unless it’s instant noodles), so it’s become a hobby of her’s to make delicacies out of the few ingredients she may get. (It especially became a hobby back in the army’s facilities, where her and the kids her age were underfed and had to look out for each other.)

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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the kindness of strangers.

something to toy around with for those sweet, sweet first interactions ! neat and awkward ice breakers all around!

public transport

“ Is it okay if i — sit here? ”

“ Excuse me? Could you scoot over?

“ Hey — do you need to sit? You can have my seat”

“ You shouldn’t be forced to stand, I’ll move over for you ”

“ Are you traveling far ?”

“ Where are you heading? ”

“ I love the sound of trains, don’t you? ”

“ Oh, sorry…. My name is _____ ”

“ I have only see the sea from a window… ”

“ I’m fetching a snack, would you like me to bring you anything? ”

“ That baby is really annoying, isn’t it? ”

“ I’ve been here for… two – three hours? A few more to go. ”

“ Nothing beats the bus, trust me. ”

“ Did we — pass — Oh fuck. ”

“ Hey? We are at a stop now — are you getting off? ”

“ Hah… yeah you — fell asleep. ”

coffee house

“ I think we — switched orders ”

“ I’ll pay for you — don’t worry, I’ve forgotten my wallet too. ”

“ I’ve had coffee here… would you recommend something? ”

“ Do you need help with your tray? ”

“ Wow, hold — let me clean the table for you! ”

“ Is your name always spelt like KittyKittyNya or is Starbucks out to get you?”

grocery store

“ Let me help you with that —”

“ Could you help me for a second? ”

“ Sorry, did you want this? ”

“ Pardon, could you show me where the ____ is? ”

“ Quite tragic isn’t it? I mean — The news… ”

“ Do you ever wonder if out vegetables truly are organic? ”

“ Is it just me or have the prices gone up lately? ”

“ Sorry but… you wouldn’t happen to know how to cook ____ ?”

“ No way… you like those too? ”

“ Oh no — No no no, I am so — so sorry!”

“ You took my cart my accident! ”

“ Wait — this isn’t my cart is it —- Oh my god, I am so sorry!”

the gym

“Woah there — are you going to lift that on your own?”

“Would you like some help with that?”

“Hey, my partner is out — could you be my support?”

“How long have you been working out?”

“Want to work out together? I could use some company.”

“You are doing it wrong — let me show you.”

“Shit — are you okay? That looked painful!”

“Wow, this is… really awkward, but could I borrow some soap?”

“Is this your bag? I found it last week?”

“Did I just — ? Oh shit, I thought it was my water bottle; sorry!”

stood up date

“Hey… are you okay?”

“What? They stood you up?”

“I can’t let you sit on your own; let me wait with you?”

“Wanna ditch this place and take a walk with me?”

“Would you like me to call you a cab? or call… someone?”

“It’s okay. You don’t have to — pity me.”

“Hey… are you — crying? What happened?”

“It’s fine, I’m… waiting for someone.”

“I’m still waiting — they are just… a little late!”

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Appearance Insecurity/Reassurance Starters

Insecurity:

“They called me fat again.”

“They called me ugly again.”

“They told me I wasn’t good enough, because I wasn’t….y’know.”

“The dress doesn’t fit me. Just….forget it.”

“The outfits are pretty. It’s not your fault, it’s just that I…Nothing looks good on me.”

“I’m not handsome/beautiful enough.”

“My eyes are too small/wide/big.”

“My nose is too pointy/small/big/wide.”

“My eye color is boring.”

“My hair color is boring..”

“I’m too fat.”

“I’m too skinny.”

“It’s not a case of a diet, either..”

“…No matter how much I eat, I…”

“I’m too small.”

“I’m too big.”

“I don’t fit in.”

“I’ve been gaining weight again.”

“I’ve been losing weight again.”

Reassurance:

“Stop talking about yourself like that.”

“You’re your own best friend…Treat your body how it deserves it.”

“What are you talking about? It’s unnoticeable.”

“Don’t talk about it like that..I like how it looks.”

“That’s a load of shit. You’re gorgeous/handsome.”

“Look at me…Look me in the eyes and say that again.”

“Who cares what a bunch of losers say? You’re giving in to a bunch of insecure bullies?”

“If you were ugly I’d be blunt.”

“Ok, you’re fat. What’s bad about that? You’re cute. You say fat like it’s some debilitating disease. You’re still healthy, so I don’t see what’s wrong.”

“Too skinny? Who told you that? As long as you’re eating fine and healthy you’re perfectly fine, not to mention you’re still pretty.”

“I’m going to punch whoever told you that in the fucking face.”

“Want me to beat them up?”

“They can rot. You’re amazing and I love you.”

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Send 🍚 for some homemade food from my muse.

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Send a symbol to hear my muse talk about their

◌ Mother/Father

⌘ Guardian

▶ Sibling(s)

▣ Relatives

🔲 Best Friend

❥ Crush

◉ Dream(s)

◖ Ideal Partner

¡ Pet Peeves

☰ Occupation

✯ Perfect day

☂ Preferred weather

☢ Personality Flaw(s)

☑ A Favorite (book/movie/song/etc.)

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Stages Of Life Headcanons

Send a symbol below to hear my Muse’s thoughts/opinions on….

♔ - Their childhood ♕ - Their teen years ♖ - Their first friend ♗ - Their first relationship ♘- Their first kiss ♟- The first time they knew they were in love ♙ - Their first sexual experience ♚ - Their first experience with death ♛ - Marriage and Wedding Ceremonies ♜ - Having children and Parenthood ♝- Growing Old ♞ - Death

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disappointment starters

“I thought you of all people would be different.” “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.” “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.” “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.” “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!” “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…” “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!” “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.” “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.” “I’d expected a lot more from you.” “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.” “You’re such a disappointment to the family.” “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.” “That movie was so disappointing.” “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.” “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.” “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.” “You could’ve tried harder!” ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.” “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.” “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.” “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?” “I had higher expectations of this.” “I had higher expectations of you.”

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Send me "Don't chase the rabbit" and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse's past.

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Send me a virtue to hear how it applies to my muse!

Send “Saint” for a random virtue! List below the cut!

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Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

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Injury meme

Send me “How did you get that?” and I will generate a number from 1-25 for what my muse responds. Whether or not they are being truthful is up to the mun.

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Headcanon Meme

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters/ship in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon. Yes. Do it. ☾ - sleep headcanon ★ - sad headcanon ☆ - happy headcanon ☠ - angry/violent headcanon ✿ - Sex headcanon ■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ♡ - romantic headcanon ♥ - family headcanon ☮ - friendship headcanon ♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon ☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon ▼ - childhood headcanon ∇ -. old age/aging headcanon ♒ - cooking/food headcanon ☼ - appearance headcanon ൠ - random headcanon ◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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I like the scars because I like the stories. Bravery, stupidity, pain—none of them come free.

Jessica Martinez, Virtuosity (via books-n-quotes)

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You are more than a list of mistakes and if anyone tells you otherwise, let it be the last they make.

Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via books-n-quotes)

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I don’t think I understand people very well. I only know whether I like or dislike them.

E.M. Forster, A Passage to India (via books-n-quotes)