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[feb14thestmarch9th]

Shit my coworkers say

Coworker 2: I only need ten minutes to do my makeup.

Me: It takes me 10 on my eyebrows alone!

Coworker 2: (trying to insult me) My momma always said if it takes you more than 10 mins to get ready, you ain’t as cute as you think you are.

Me: No shit, bitch! That’s why it takes me ten minutes to do my eyebrows!

[feb14thestmarch9th]

Conversation between me and my husband.

Me: Are you done eating my dinner?

Him: yeah...

Him: I thought this was a free country? (because America, it’s a catch phrase)

Me: Outside! In here, this is a Queendom and I’m the queen.

Him: yeah queendumb...

Me: Na, Queen is Dom.

Bow down to the Queen of this House and Puns!

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My fellow booknerds! I just got 5 books for 13.77 off of ThriftBooks! Look through their thriftdeals. The more deal books you buy the cheaper they get! Also every $50 you spend you get a $5 coupon and it doesn’t have to be one purchase the app tracks how much you spend then emails you the coupon!! And another thing you get a 15% off coupon when you download the app. So much goodness!

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Fml! So I’m reading the Eye of the World, and suddenly it’s not making any sense. The pages went from 686 to 623 -654 then picks up again at 715.... I’m missing 30 pages! Now I can’t finish reading it till I can get a new one.

😭😭😰

[feb14thestmarch9th]

This is seriously so freaking adorable! I just keep watching! I love cats!