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i feel like if he was still small he would have said like “yeah he calls me that cause my dick is small” because he has no personal shame really and is already being very upfront about the whole thing. INSTEAD he says “yeah he used to call me that, i was a late bloomer” MEANING when he had his crazy kid 20’s growth spurt i just KNOW that thang got huge

I KNOW HES CALLED ‘THIMBLE’ BUT PELASE HE HAS A BIG DICK TO MEEEEE

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you can’t subtweet me like this

Really relating to Eddie Diaz right now because boy does my best friend have a guilt complex

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hc that the way celine found mira is during one of mira’s many attempts at running away when she was a teen.

one of these times, the honmoon (which she had always been able to see — another thing that alienated her from friends and family) led a stubborn 15 year old girl with a teddy bear-shaped suitcase down the streets of seoul straight to the building that held celine and rumi’s penthouse (which would eventually be huntrix tower).

she has no idea why it led her here, but she has nothing else going for her so she just parks her butt on the curb in front of the building, much to the chagrin of the doorman.

rumi and celine are in their Sunglasses And Hats disguises coming back from getting ramyeon, when they see a pink haired girl with an rbf sitting on their front door step.

the honmoon is going CRAZY, shimmering around her like it was excitedly showing rumi and celine the stray cat it had just found.

there’s a weird Zing moment when rumi and mira lock eyes, and the honmoon quietly hums. celine, curious, asks the girl her name and then brings her up for ramyeon.

they talk all night, and the whole time as they explain what the honmoon is and what she could be, mira keeps a straight face — until she’s asked by a shy rumi if she wants to stay the night, and when she’s in the bathroom getting ready for bed she breaks down in tears because finally someone understands. they don’t think she’s crazy. they want to spend time with her. they want her.

it’s the next morning that celine learns that mira’s been in singing and dancing lessons her whole life, and everything falls into place.

mira goes back to her family that day, but it doesn’t matter — because she has a new purpose, and a new life now.

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now that tumblr has figured out in in the DC fandom space in some capacity and i enjoy reading filth it keeps trying to recommend me the nastiest sluttiest most freaked out superman x reader fanfic and i don’t know how to tell it NO PLS!!!!! i simply can’t get involved in that!!! first of all that’s a sweet farm boy who loves his ma and pa and says oh golly and what the hey!!! second who am i to get in between him and his wife and or his husband!!!! i’m sure they’re being freaks for each other but it’s like walking in on my parents having sex NO THANK YOU!!!!

absolutely no hate whatsoever to people who enjoy i just keep getting jumpscared on my TL

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i dont need antidepressants i need to be left alone with my vibrator approx three times a day

Bout to start treating masturbation as a prescription. Like the Victorian times. Oh welp my humours are imbalanced. Time to come three times so I can be normal

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straight tiktok is really crazy cause i just saw a woman say if ur man wants to put it up ur ass he’s gay (which, like, first of all, a man wanting to put it in the ass if his partner has a whole different hole that’s way more suited to that purpose is ontologically evil for separate reasons [namely that if you’ve got a cooch you don’t have a prostate so hurt stuff just won’t feel as good to you and shouldn’t you want to maximize your partners good time?]and has nothing to do with being gay) but then some OTHER woman got the comments and said yes BUT aquarius men can in fact enjoy anal and be straight because its a part of their natural inclination towards the unusual and tabboo

so yknow the more you know i guess!!

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the reason i assume he’s not wearing contacts is because we see him remove the mask in the episode where he gets blown up. when he gets in the car afterwards, we see an uninterrupted shot of him taking off the mask, then doing the blink-y squint of “oh i can’t see right now” then reaching into a pocket and putting his glasses on. if he was wearing contacts, he wouldn’t need to do that. also james gunned answered at a fan panel that the visor was prescription which was the jumping off point for this research

just spent about thirty mins on wikipedia learning about how prescription lenses are manufactured only to learn that it is in fact nearly impossible that vig could have made a prescription visor. to be clear i am giving him every benefit of the doubt that he would be smart enough to do the genuinely insane math that would be required to construct a one piece, CURVED, oddly shaped prescription lens, but simply on a practical level, he would need about 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS of equipment to construct it😭😭😭 and about a factory floors worth of space!!!! and a lab standard CLEANROOM with a high vacuum PVD ANTI REFLECTIVE COATING CHAMBER.

SO unless we see all that in his secret room, i simply must write in his character bible that he clips in a prescription inset BEHIND the visor. listen guys i want this just as badly as you but i have to be objective here

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just spent about thirty mins on wikipedia learning about how prescription lenses are manufactured only to learn that it is in fact nearly impossible that vig could have made a prescription visor. to be clear i am giving him every benefit of the doubt that he would be smart enough to do the genuinely insane math that would be required to construct a one piece, CURVED, oddly shaped prescription lens, but simply on a practical level, he would need about 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS of equipment to construct it😭😭😭 and about a factory floors worth of space!!!! and a lab standard CLEANROOM with a high vacuum PVD ANTI REFLECTIVE COATING CHAMBER.

SO unless we see all that in his secret room, i simply must write in his character bible that he clips in a prescription inset BEHIND the visor. listen guys i want this just as badly as you but i have to be objective here

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it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

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Is this what was happening on the party boat?

Alternate version:

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please for the love of god will one of my adrian moots write a fic where reader is one of the 11th street kids and is hit with some sort of paralytic dart during a mission. adrian has to take her home and watch her and make sure she doesn’t like pass out and choke on her own fluids. since you can’t move he also has to help you take off all the little pieces of your tactical gear and the sexual tension is CRAZY. economos calls and they’ve run a lab sample of the paralytic agent, tells adrian the best way to work it out of her system is to try and get her heart rate up consistently. he suggests showing her something scary. when they hang up, adrian has other ideas for how to get her heart rate up.

yada yada yada you gradually regain control of your body as y’all are doing the nasty

i didn’t even realize this was something i was into until it struck me like divine lightning on my morning walk today, anyway i hope this sparks inspiration into someone’s heart 🫶🏻

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well that’s obviously where john got that picture of adrian’s dick!!! wake it up people!!!

What happened with Economos and Adrian on that part boat. Let’s start talking about that.

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adrian x metahuman audiokinetic gf thoughts because fuck it it’s in my head it needs to be written down

-he asks her constantly to do perfect vocal impressions (often of him and the other 11th street kids.) “okay now do chris saying he’s really proud of me!”

-also asks her to do different owl calls ‘so he can memorize them’. “okay babe can you do a couple great horned owl calls?” “ade you know i love you but you could fully look that up on youtube.” “and waste my limited data gigs when i could have my amazing sexy super powered girlfriend do it for me? i don’t think so” she always ends up caving.

-when he’s getting sensory overload, she puts a “mute bubble” around the two of them to block out all the sounds around them so he can catch his breath and calm down

-she also comes with him on sniper ops to completely silence the sound of gunshots. later she finds several pages in his diary of potential tactical applications of her abilities in tandem with his weapon skills. also finds a list of songs he wants her to “live auto tune” him while he sings along in the car

-they’re making out/dry humping on the couch and she turns up the sound of his heartbeat “looks like someone’s a little excited, hmm?” “that’s so not fair. there’s a pretty girl on my lap, of course i’m excited.”

-she uncontrollably emits ear splitting sonic pulses when they fuck so adrian invests in high quality earplugs and invents a whole series of specific hand gestures for her to do to indicate to him what she wants even if he can’t hear her.

idk i just think that would be neat

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feel like we all gloss over that one scene of vig shooting with a bow and arrow when he and peacemaker are blowing up appliances. that is a MODERN COMPOUND HUNTING BOW with a likely draw weight of about 70-80 lbs and he is FINGER SHOOTING WITH NO MECHANICAL RELEASE!!! this makes it substantially harder to aim and also increases the risk of user injury MASSIVELY. in trying to brainstorm reasons why he might be choosing to do this:

-it speeds up the setup of the bow by like 30 seconds if you don’t have to measure and snap on the mechanical release dock

-he’s wearing gloves so his fingers are a bit more protected

-simply for the aura

i’m sorry i’m just hungry and desperate for more “weapons master adrian” content. like that boy has studied and trained so hard to get so good at so many different types of weapons and it’s so sexy fine to me.

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the sexual recession is devastating folks. idk what’s happening in my brain and body. every day i wake up and until i fall asleep a demon of lust lingers over my shoulder and just yells “YOU NEED TO GET LAID YOU NEED TO GET LAIS YOU NEED TO GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET LAID” hey so actually i need to do my dishes! 🫶🏻 i need to change my laundry 🫶🏻 i need to cook and eat food 🫶🏻 but thank you SO MUCH for occupying all of my brain and attention with reminding me that if i don’t get pounded soon i might have to commit an act of terrorism!!! ty!!!!

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Vigilante talks to Vogue about living the single life in Evergreen and his "super secret identity" as a "totally essential food system worker". Read Vigilante's Vogue October 2024 issue cover interview in full, and see pictures of Vigilante, Peacemaker, Eagly, and many more! clean version under the cut