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Things about my new fanfic (updates weekly) that I think my fellow duncney fans would appreciate

Baby Duncney! And they're best friends!!

Baby Gwen being baby Dj's personal body guard.

Heather and Duncan as step siblings (chaotic and toxic but damn is it entertaining)

Heather pisses Duncan off so he fucks Lindsay (The entire world knows Heather has a thing for her)

So the SECOND Heather figures out that Duncan is in love with Courtney she invites her over for a "sleepover"

The Gang gets haunted by the Undead

Gwen is a menace

Courtney's first kiss is Gwen (she's trying to figure out if she's bi)

She is

Blood, guts, and Duncan trying his very best to seduce Courtney

Gwen laughing at him the entire time

Dj and Courtney are Besties

They think Gwen and Duncan are dating so they refuse to hit on them

Gwen thinking Dj is just super oblivious and trying even harder

And Dj is SWEATING

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Do you have any duncney as parents of a new born headcannons?

I’ve had Duncney parent HCs but let’s see what I can think of for a newborn specifically 😇

Courtney has a schedule planned out when she and the baby come home. Clearly it doesn’t go as planned as you simply cannot plan for this 😅

Duncan is in charge or changing diapers in the middle of the night because Courtney is in charge of feeding. It evens it out somewhat.

You will always find parent duncney with a baby monitor in hand. Sometimes you’ll find one of them passed out with the monitor to their ear.

Courtney tears up when their baby has to get their shots. Duncan would be lying if he said it also didn’t get to him— he also had to restrain from punching the doctor.

Courtney refuses to be in the passenger seat for a while. You will always find her in the back with the baby.

Duncan never gets used to Courtney pumping lmao

Duncan definitely steals diapers and wipes from the hospital.

Courtney’s parents buy the baby a gold bracelet with the baby’s name on it.

Duncan’s mom is offering to babysit like every single day.

Duncan refuses to miss out on any appointments for the baby.

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Jay and Nya are both switches and Nya decides the positions based off of how much Jay pissed her off that day.

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Just had a vision of Courtney, Dj, and Bridgette at some sort of work party or formal social gathering dressed in nice respectable clothes and then at some point in the conversation they're like "Oh yes I did bring my partner they're over there." And then it pans to Geoff in an unbuttoned flamingo print shirt chugging directly out of a punch bowl, Gwen helping him hold it up and Duncan recording while he and Gwen (in their emo ass outfits) are shouting "Chug Chug Chug Chug"

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Why is no one talking about the horror au Total Slaughtered Island on Tik Tok????? Like it's so awful???? I've been crying and puking all day????? I love it so much?????? The terror????? The ANGST?????? The heartbreak????? Why aren't we talking about this???????????

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I am drunk and everything is Wrong.

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I want my mom.

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That one lady cop and delinquent from Bird Box give me such Duncney vibes and no one knows what I'm talking about.

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Nya puts her hand on Jay's thigh when they're driving. If you don't think this is true then you're wrong.

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Can we PLEASE talk about how Kai was helping Jay with his proposal. Which means it's canon that Jay was like "Hey I want to marry your sister." And Kai was like "Yeah fine as long as it's not LAME. I'll be Nya and you can practice on me." Like that's so fuckin funny but also so sweet.

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This is either the first chapter of a pretty long fic, or it's acute one-shot I wrote. Either way enjoy. :)

I think you'd like this story: "Ghosts " by coffeebeans4160 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/339765494?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=coffeebeans4160&wp_originator=%2BXJbHwFhf0loIDiNqRepsD1wYa3yDf3TNpNqzZL%2B%2Bb9tfuOAwu7YbL7KIBZIqdmJ6Au5zkPpkmH6fMGOSO6nuO5%2FnxhecTPFEOzskXrq73fX7xGQg%2B6FPcdLaa3Ie6wt

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Sleepy girl: Courtney

Pizza girl: Bridgette

Singer 1: Duncan

Singer 2: Geoff

Camera man: Baby boy Dj

Attacker: Gwen

Please watch this and assign the roles to the KB5

I can physically see them doing this.

Anyway, go ahead and assign the roles:

Sleepy girl

Pizza girl

Singer 1

Singer/Attacker 2

Camera person

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Little details/headcanons about the KB5 plus Gwen as kids in the fanfic I may or may not be writing (Mostly Baby Duncney)

Duncan and Courtney are best friends

When Duncan meets her for the first time, she's wearing a fancy dress and she's so pretty and neat and she has a bow on the top of her head right about where a crown should be and he blurts out "You look like a princess."

Courtney wanted to be a princess when she grew up. Not because of the pretty dresses but because she liked the idea of ruling an entire kingdom.

Courtney is the only one allowed to touch Duncan. Mostly because most of the touch he's experienced in his young life hasn't been kind.

Any time they're moving anywhere they are holding hands, mostly Courtney dragging Duncan behind her.

Courtney is about 2 inches taller than Duncan.

He hates it.

If anyone teases them for being boyfriend girlfriend, it's a toss up who's going to be doing the beating but someone is getting beat.

Anytime anyone teases Courtney, Duncan beats them up.

Anytime anyone teases Duncan, Courtney gets revenge more subtly. Maybe their blanky is found jammed into the paper shredder, maybe the teacher heard from a very reliable source that they did something naughty and their parents are going to be called. Either way, Duncan almost never gets teased after the first few incidents.

Courtney hates Duncan's dad and glares at him when he picks Duncan up.

Duncan is the only one allowed to help Courtney. Whether she can't open something, doesn't know the answer to a question, or scraped her knee, Duncan is the only one she'll let help her.

Bridgette and Geoff don't get along.

Geoff is always teasing her and she hates it.

Bridgette is the only one Duncan doesn't get jealous of when Courtney hangs out with her.

Likewise, Geoff is the only person Courtney won't throw a hisssy fit over when Duncan hangs out with him.

Geoff calls Courtney "Baby doe" because her freckles and big round eyes remind him of the baby deer he's seen.

Courtney allows it.

Gwen is extremely shy.

Tiny baby DJ is one of the only people she talks to, since she can tell there isn't a mean bone in his body.

They both love animals and spend most of their time talking about them.

Bridgette is a social butterfly and is friends with everyone at their school, so she befriends DJ and Gwen, roping them into their little friend group.

The entire group quickly becomes protective of DJ.

They are absolute menaces.

They all sleep in a big pile at nap time.

They all share all of their food at lunch, since there's always something someone doesn't have.

Courtney and Duncan live close enough that whenever her parents leave her home alone (which is a lot) she just goes to his house.

His dog Petey absolutely adores her and has been known to escape to her house when Duncan isn't home.

His mom also loves her and hopes she's her future daughter in law.

Courtney's mother is not a fan of Duncan, even less so when she makes a comment about Courtney's body and Duncan, at the ripe age of 6 years old, shouts that she's a judgy bitch in front of their entire preschool class and their parents.

Courtney gives him a big hug the next day.

It's at this moment Duncan turns bright red and realizes he has a crush on Courtney.

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My ADHD is being a little shit so I'm making it write a Duncney one shot in one hour, similar to how a mother might make her child run laps when it's hyper.