Just had a vision of Courtney, Dj, and Bridgette at some sort of work party or formal social gathering dressed in nice respectable clothes and then at some point in the conversation they're like "Oh yes I did bring my partner they're over there." And then it pans to Geoff in an unbuttoned flamingo print shirt chugging directly out of a punch bowl, Gwen helping him hold it up and Duncan recording while he and Gwen (in their emo ass outfits) are shouting "Chug Chug Chug Chug"
was having a good day until i seen somebody try their very hardest to explain why they think gwuncan is better than duncney, and it got better. i laughed so hard. thanks i really needed that 😄
Finally read the new chapter- there’s something so funny about Duncan being just insane about Courtney in every universe. ‘Heathers hot, but it’s not as hot as Courtney hating me cuz she wants to commit acts of violence and boy am I into that! Hope she kicks me’ sir what
My favorite part about having freewill is watching Hamilton while working on my duncney fic. Like hell yea, Eliza, hit that high note while I repeatedly hit the delete key and sob silently to myself.
Now that I'm thinking of the wonderful world of British Reality TV, Total Drama Love Island spinoff AU called "Total Drama Presents: Loathe Island", where they take pre-established canon couples who didn't work out and shove them on an island for drama purposes.
You know how some people close to each other like to playfully insult each other, but when someone else does it, you have the strange urge to punch their lights out? Well, that's Duncan and Courtney; nobody insults them and gets away with it.
Duncney that takes place during Total Drama Action without any of that weird bullshit they were doing to Duncney.
(Also, if the link doesn’t work because Fanfiction.net isn’t uploading them automatically for some reason, I posted an AO3 link to the fanfic too).
Courtney spends three hours wrapping each Christmas present in wrapping paper that corresponds with the receivers personality and ensures that every God damn angle on that paper is absolutely perfect and Duncan hands people their presents in a Wal-Mart bag.
Action era Duncan Eva Justin friendship do you see my vision? I’ve been sort of entertaining an action rewrite only in my head with Eva and a few others there and this came about sooooooo naturally like I really think these three would get along really well if circumstances put them together theyd all be Courtney’s pawns in some post-merge alliance because they’re all easily led around but they’re also all like rude assholes with warring superiority complexes and I think Duncan always gravitates toward his meanest friends. Like it’s less of a three way friend group and more like they’re mutual friends with Eva. Her and Duncan are evil gym buddies and she’s in love with Justin kind of but she also thinks he’s pathetic and Duncan and Justin get along surprisingly well but mostly while scheming, and Justin can’t scheme for shit so he’s pretty much fine with going along with whatever they suggest. And they’re all obsessed with either proving themselves to or betraying Courtney who doesn’t give a shit. Like to Courtney these people are an ant farm. World’s most backstabbing centred friend group. Do you see the vision? I’m seeing the vision