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is this anything
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wait This was the last post i made on here before i vanished for a little bit,,,
gabriel ultrakill
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sound of tumblr user ferrythey exploding*
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pinned has been edited! didn't make it pretty like i wanted to, but it's got all the information it needs to have amdnakxnamxan
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when you’re sliding down the pyramid with v2
Day 85
4-4
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Every time I see this blog, I think it’s a Ferryman RP blog, and I go “he would NOT talk like that” in my head before scrolling.
AMDNWLDNWLCNSN real and valid tbh
funnily enough i Do actually have a ferryman rp blog! (he does Not talk like me i promise)
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Hell yeah cheers to dominant top V1! Well, I know you said *usually*, but I digress.
cheers! 🥂
i did indeed say usually but honestly, uh. i can't imagine that many situations where it's Not the dominant or the top ALSNQLXNALDN
so it's like. idk. 95% dom top and 5% other stuff ✨️when the mood takes it✨️ (imo at least; as much as i'd love to be an authority on Sexy Machine Sex i am not, alas 😩)
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the 'down boy' 'arf' meme except it's gabriel and me tbh
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there are others i've missed this is just an initial list
switch v2, usually power bottom
switch v1, usually dom top
switch gabriel, usually service top pre-second battle, usually sub bottom post-second battle
switch minos, likes it all equally
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not featured: mirage and sisyphus, who aren't switches, they're just tops
switch v2, usually power bottom
switch v1, usually dom top
switch gabriel, usually service top pre-second battle, usually sub bottom post-second battle
switch minos, likes it all equally
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switch v2, usually power bottom
switch v1, usually dom top
switch gabriel, usually service top pre-second battle, usually sub bottom post-second battle
switch minos, likes it all equally
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HIDE THE GABRIEL PUSSY POST
— tumblr user ferrythey, 2025
#woke up and came onto tumblr and remembered i'd written the words 'gabriel's sweaty pussy' out loud amdnqkxmakxnsn#momentarily went very O.O at myself before i decided. no. i Won't hide it.#love me love my gabriel pussy posting 💅 /lhj#ferrythey.txt#suggestive
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on fraud, treachery, and loss.
— a long ramble about gabriel from someone who's really, really attached.
so yesterday, i was on the ultrakill subreddit, where someone was posting screenshots from the ultrakill discord server; salad talking about being more hyped for fraud than treachery, francis talking about how there'd be a lore drop like a bomb.
and this, naturally, got me hyped as hell! i can't wait for new content, i'm super excited, i know whatever they do is gonna slap so hard.
...but, with being excited for the new layers comes a thought i always end up thinking.
because, let's face it: it's a tragedy, but i know my angel is marching resolutely towards death in these layers.
backstory about me: i love gabriel. maybe i'll write about all the ways and the whys someday, but to give the short version: i very dearly love him, admire him, root for him. (i may or may not be known to listen to the death of god's will and tear up sometimes—)
gabriel is someone who did a lot of wrong while being blinded; but his reaction to seeing the truth says a huge amount about him. when he reflects on what he now acknowledges as cruel and bad deeds on the orders of the council, he feels great guilt; and when he realises the ways in which council have been doing it all wrong, he turns on them. to liberate the masses of heaven, gabriel severs his last connection to the father's light as easily as the council member's head from his neck.
he does all of this at the cost of himself.
now, i'm hyped for fraud. treachery too, i'm just generally hyped for ultrakill in general, i adore this game and everything about it; but after seeing those screenshots last night, i'm especially hyped for fraud.
...but it's such a weird feeling, knowing that this section of this game i'm so hyped for is the one where a character i cherish is more than likely going to die. don't get me wrong, this isn't my first rodeo with characters i love dying in their source material; it happens more often than it doesn't! but waiting for this update, waiting to see what his fate will be, waiting while knowing it's so unlikely that he'll survive... it's a strange feeling to have it happen in real time, you know?
none of this is meant as a complaint, by the way. i love ultrakill. i love it when fiction gets a strong emotional response out of me. i love a tragedy. without a doubt i will be sobbing like a baby if and when gabriel dies, and i will be loving every second of that sobbing.
...but it is such a tragedy. for someone to have performed so faithfully for so many years, to discover passion and relief for the first time, to finally find what he wants to do rather than what he has to do...
...only to lose it all, only a few hours later. all because of the same cruel beings that had kept him on a leash for all those years.
i'm so hyped for the future of this game. i can't wait to see what's next, how the new layers look, what enemies we'll be facing.
but god, it's a weird feeling knowing that just like gabriel's marching inexorably towards death, we're marching inexorably towards seeing it.
it's a tragedy.
(and i love every second of it.)
#i wrote this on the day i made this blog#might as well free it from the flesh (drafts) prison#ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel ultrakill
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anyway i just got deeply in my feelings in those tags i shall now think about gabriel's sweaty pussy to cheer myself up 😌✨️
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things the words 'godfist suicide' in the title of act 3 could potentially be referring to:
gabriel's effectively killing his old self by changing and choosing a new path
gabriel knows he's going to die by killing the council, yet he did so anyway
gabriel knows v1 could kill him in their next encounter, yet he's going to fight them anyway
feelings the words 'godfist suicide' evoke in me, who loves gabriel very dearly and knows he's 99% likely to die in act 3:
fear
#ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel ultrakill#listen... i know. i know it would be silly if they pulled some No Actually He Won't Actually Die thing.#it'd probably come off as bad writing.#but in this case... y'know what i wouldn't care.#there's a special kind of tragedy about a character coming to a beginning and then dying#and gabriel is at a beginning; he's just learned the truth about god and the council and his own actions#so if the clock does run down and he does die due to being severed from god's light?#then yeah. it's what we've been told is going to happen#i won't be Mad because— it's what we've been told is gonna happen!#...but fuck am i hoping for some other way. even an eleventh hour asspull way#i just want him to get the chance to live for himself now that he's learning the truth about everything#so much so that i'd even welcome bad writing if it means he'd be alright#...I Am Rambling And Should Be Quiet!
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This has probably already been posted about, but I'm new to this fandom ok, I gotta get my excitement out
I love
LOVE
All the promotional images of Gabriel that just have him in casual outfits
LIKE



LOOK AT MY WIFE...
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