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#i love him he looks very polite#(and stylish!)#i hope he doesnt give you jumpscares in the middle of the night#sergio castellitto
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sergio fighting for his life vs. his real-life children
— enea (2023)
#does this constitute as elder abuse lmao#cesare was a lil more careful with him#but damn pietro sent nonno FLYING with that shove#inspired by yesterday’s borderline disastrous business review versus my stepsiblings#god help me#enea (2023)#sergio castellitto#gifs#mine
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sergio castellitto ft. lana del rey (8/?) TW — blood, mild gore
“stargirl interlude” (the weeknd ft. lana del rey)
federico (nero, 1992)
#haha kill me#this is my new comfort movie im so sorry#i just like him best neurotic and unhinged#sergio castellitto#nero (1992)#lana del rey#edits#mine
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Hi!
I am still new to this Castellitto bottomless pit so I started to watch his movies and TV shows, and I saw your GIFs from In Treatment and I would like to ask if you have any links to watch!
Also, I just want to compliment your blog and thank you for all this amazing work!
oh hi! welcome to hell the club! 👋🏻
thank you btw 🫶🏼 and i got u! lemme dm you the link.
the in treatment gifs aren’t mine though, they’re from the wonderful, amazing @thistableforone <3
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Do you have a Tedesco edit to religion by Lana del Rey cuz I just thought abt this 😭
oh dude, i have a religion wip but not to tedesco unforchh. it’ll be a different sergio movie
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Hi, I have a question: where do you watch Sergio Castellitto's films, please?
some of them are available for free on RaiPlay (geo-locked, you’ll need a vpn outside of italy) + a handful on YT, dailymotion, and VK.
but mostly 🏴☠️🥲
just dm me if you’re looking for anything specific! <3
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Sergio Castellitto in Pezzi Unici S1E3 (2019)
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— nero (1992)
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#‘imagine tedesco walking around with an imprint of aldo’s cockhead on his glasses’#yep. straight to the top of the new york times bestseller list
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— nero (1992)
#3rd wildest film from sergio’s wildest era (✨the 90s✨)#unfortunately and against my will and better judgment#its growing on me#like a bad disease#i fear i may be obsessed#i’m not eloquent enough to convey all the weird shit going in this#but these emojis should be enough i think#💀🎭🚗🧳🚿🧖🏻🕵️���️🚬💸🔫🔪🧶👫🧑🏼🦲👬💀#sergio castellitto#nero (1992)#gifs#mine
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— il materiale emotivo | a bookshop in paris (2021)
#tags unrelated to post lmao#please ignore#i just need to get this out of my chest or i'll implode#(and also normalize hiding rants in the tags please god)#but yeah i had a shit day#so i’ll be inflicting lowkey sergio thirst traps upon all of ye to make up for the bad juju i have wrought upon this world#anyw i chipped the edge of my macbook screen this morning bc i was too out of it to notice the pen cap sitting on keyboard#thus setting me back around 30k php (~500 usd) in repairs which is WILD#but i just can’t unsee the crack#it’s driving me crazy#so fuck me i guess 🤡#and FUCK apple for making the bevel around the screen glass#like yeah it looks sexy as hell#but AT WHAT COST!!#i also accidentally fell asleep at the wheel and swerved into the opposite lane#but it was empty!#so ¡felicidades! to me!#god has clearly seen it fit to keep my smoothbrained ass amongst the living#if only to preach the dangers of sleep deprivation (i haven’t slept in 2 days)#BUT! he unfortunately did *not* bless me with the wisdom to keep myself#from switching my usual vape flavour (berries) to cherry#it tastes like children’s cough medicine y’all#what the fuck#this is what y’all are making tedesco smoke????#smh you guys#that’s evil
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— il materiale emotivo | a bookshop in paris (2021)
#tedesco's first cigarette post-conclave#or something#he just looks so defeated#but god his profile is immaculate#sergio castellitto#goffredo tedesco#il materiale emotivo (2021)#gifs#mine
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The Exorcist of Venice — Chapter 5 Alternate Ending
sergio castellitto as celeste in Enea (2023)
gifset by the lovely @ffffinalizer 🫶
#yaaaassss babygirl#lay waste to that italian mcmansion#exorcist of venice#goffredo tedesco#fic recs#conclave
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sergio ‘vapegod’ castellitto [x]
#more evidence of sergio vaping in inappropriate situations#that his vape is this cute shade of dark blue is v much on brand#i read an interview somewhere where he says actors should have a ‘signature style’#and that his apparently is wearing blue lol#also damn he takes ridiculously long hits#like whats your lung capacity sir??#i dug out my old vape (similar to his) to try and match his draw in the 2nd gif#and fucking choked 💀#sergio castellitto#gifs#mine
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I'm actually proud of this. If Tedesco vapes he probably drinks too
#YAWA HAHAHAHA#the empe is the funniest part LMAO#IYKYK#shat puno angkol teddy#ma ok ra lagi na tanan#ihilak ra ug ayo nya isinggit sa mount apo HAHAHA#goffredo tedesco#conclave
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maurizio lombardi + sergio castellitto (1/?) romeo è giulietta (2024)
#aka my poorly disguised cardinal assente x cardinal tedesco established relationship crossover AU#please these fuckers have been plaguing me for weeks#tedesco's idea of going incognito for their park date is wearing blue because there's no way anyone would believe the patriarch of venice#who dresses exclusively in black and crimson#to ever be caught dead in white and baby blue#he even bought a baby blue vape to match the aesthetic#(the only giveaway is the linen sport coat draped over his shoulders bc you can take away a man's color scheme but *never* his silhouette)#mario assente#cardinal assente#goffredo tedesco#the young pope#the new pope#conclave#crossover AU#maurizio lombardi#sergio castellitto#gifs#mine
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sergio castellitto ft. lana del rey (7/?)
“doin' time” (sublime cover)
goffredo cardinal tedesco (conclave, 2024)
#the bitch that started it all#goffredo tedesco#conclave#sergio castellitto#lana del rey#edits#mine#finished this wip real quick bc i’m ✨sick as a dog✨ rn and yearned to do something silly
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