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Not me just realizing the tiger is trying to give him the bracelet 😩

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I don’t have adhd but this is accurate

having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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What is up with this ff.net scam right now? I doubt 50 artists want to make art for me

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Part 1 of this Zutara Brooklyn 99/ everyone’s a cop/detective au that some of you were interested in

- Katara’s mother was killed in a mugging gone wrong right in front of a young Katara so she still has that trauma of losing her mother. And of course as a kid she’s like I’m gonna find my mother’s killer and get revenge. As she gets older she realizes how unrealistic it is that she’ll find her mother’s killer but she wants to help people and find justice for those she can.

-Sidenote that growing up Sokka is like “Well if you’re going to become a cop then I am too, cause who’s going to protect you? Plus carrying a gun makes you look cool and girls are into that.”Which of course Katara is like “I can kick your ass, I don’t need you to protect me.” And she should have known with the way Sokka’s brain works that he would make a great detective.

-Meanwhile, Zuko comes from a super corrupt mafia family where him and Azula were brought up knowing they were expected to become part of the family business, especially when his father became the mob boss. Zuko still gets his scar and disowned for speaking against his father and gets taken in by Iroh, who betrayed the family by working as a double agent with the police to help take down his family. So of course after many angsty teen years of self discovery he decides he wants to be like Iroh and work for the good guys.

-They actually meet because Sokka was Zuko’s go to partner at the precinct but Sokka decides to transfer so he can be closer to his kick ass fbi agent girlfriend Suki and when they’re looking for someone to be his replacement he’s like “you know, there’s someone who is allllmost as awesome a detective as me…. Okay fine she’s actually better than me but don’t tell her I said that…”

-On her first day Zuko hears laughter coming from Captain Irohs office which in and of itself should have been his first warning, and when he enters the office and he’s greeted with a “Nephew you need to meet our lovely new detective, did I tell you that my nephew is single?” And Zuko is already embarrassed that his uncle is trying to set him up,again, that he’s already answering with an “Uncle, I’m not sing-“ (although technically what he has with Mai isn’t a committed relationship) when he finally does look at Katara and stops short.

-He thinks he shouldn’t be caught off guard. She has the same skin tone and hair color and blue eyes as Sokka, it’s so obvious they’re related but Sokka somehow neglected to mention that his sister was stunning. This can’t be the same girl that Sokka said used to put him in a headlock for sneaking his dirty socks in her laundry. Zuko gets his shit together after way too long a pause to remember to shake her outstretched hand and makes some lame excuse about unfinished paperwork. He’s sure he’s come off as cold and rude and can already hear his uncle apologizing for his speedy exit.

-Sokka had told her that Zuko took some warming up to and he wasn’t wrong when he said he has that stoic quiet type thing going on but Katara is like wow what jerk… even if he is handsome in the dark mysterious way… that’s she definitely not into…

-Unfortunately for them, Iroh seems to be determined to put them on cases together which is when they really start to clash because they both want to be in charge, both think they’re always right, and neither of them like to back down. Even when it comes to stupid stuff like who’s driving

“I’m driving.”

“No, I’m driving”

“I’m clearly the better driver.”

“Which one of us has more speeding tickets?”

“Zuko did you do a background check on me?????”

“Exactly why I’m driving.”

-It soon turns into a competition of who is the better at literally anything from who’s quicker at getting a confession out of someone (Katara), who’s paperwork has better penmanship (Zuko), even who’s record is better in the shooting range (it varies but Katara is recently ahead)

“Technically, I only have one good eye.”

“Toph always beats me and she’s BLIND”

-The dumbest one is when they all go to a bar one night and Katara gets it in her head that she can out drink him which is how they end up doing shots of Fireball. Needless to say he has to carry her out of the bar against her will because he’s sure she’ll die of alcohol poisoning before she admits defeat.

-It goes on like this for months much to everyone’s amusement. If you ask Katara, Zuko is: a high strung know it all who takes himself far too seriously. If you ask Zuko, Katara is: a bossy pain in his ass who needs to stop telling him how to do his job. If you ask Toph they both need to shut up and just kiss already.

-Most of their beef is relatively light hearted though, at least until Katara figures out who his father is, and then it gets really bad once she catches him sneaking around late at night in enemy territory.

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I cannot get the idea of a zutara Brooklyn 99/detective AU out of my head.

Like Katara becoming a detective because her mother was killed in front of her as a kid and Zuko becoming one because his Dad was a mob boss or something horrible like that and he feels like he needs to make up for all the bad his family has done.

Partners who start out hating each other but everyone knows they’re secretly in love with each other.

Let me know if anyone wants to hear my hcs on this cause I have way too many.

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how do you do, fellow Creatives™

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Hey :) just wanted to start off and say that I truly think you’re a remarkable writer, I wanted to know if there is any chance you’ll be updating in the future the Jimmy Neutron fics you wrote on fanfiction.net? I absolutely ADORED each one of them and probably read them more than I can remember (especially “Late Nights” and the masterpiece of “Who She Became” which is a personal favorite of mine). Sorry for the long rambling lol, thanks in advance 🙏🏾

Aw thank you!! I haven’t heard much about those fics in forever. Im so happy that you enjoyed them, I was such a new writer when I wrote those. Unfortunately I haven’t been writing much of anything anymore. Mostly due to adulthood and not having the time and energy. But it means so much to me to get your message 💕

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Update: she four now!

And I have a 1 month old named Scarlett :)

I haven't been here in a while, how's baby Aria?

She’ll be 3 in June!!! I’m not really on here anymore so I’m not sure when you sent the ask but thank you for asking!

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We miss you lots and hope you and your family are doing well :) Will you be watching the new season of Total Drama?

Thank you! Eh unless they did anything with the original cast then I’ll probably skip it

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what happened to ur fanfics?

They’re still available to read on here and on archive of our own. I just don’t write anymore. Maybe I will again one day, but right now I’m just busy working and raising my daughter (with another one on the way!)

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THESE TWO IN THE REUNION AHH MY DUNCNEY HEART

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This is totally how they adopted the raccoon (Brittany, I think?)

it’s been a while since I watched action so I don’t actually know how or why they adopted her but I’ve decided this is how and no one can convince me otherwise

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Thank you! I did report them, so maybe they took down their page who knows. They had other duncney fics reposted that I know weren’t written by them . Even if they didn’t mean harm by it and “credited” the authors, I still was pissed that they continued to ignore and then block me when I called them out.

Turns out the user forduncney on Wattpad has blocked me for calling out her posting my work without my permission

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Turns out the user forduncney on Wattpad has blocked me for calling out her posting my work without my permission

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remember u posting that u didn't want ur work on wattpad. was scrolling through duncney fanfics and saw 'full circle' on there. is the poster gonna take it down cuz it's hella unethical for them to be doing that w/o ur permission, even if they credited u

Yeah I asked, doubt they’ll do anything.

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I’ve never given my permission for anyone to post my stories on wattpad, the only other place I have posted my work is on ao3