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man why did phones get rid of the shit that just worked like backside figerprint scanners to replace them for annoying underscreen ones matter of fact ehy do you insist on having an ugly ass notch on top when you got that fugly ass chin on bottom matter of fact why are you all just either a generic uninteresting phusically annoying rectangle or one that has a generic annoying design and we know the answer to all those questions whatever not like we crazy love the idea of phones anyway not like i'm ecstatic to have bought one just wish there was any remnant of actual design and personality not just highest marketable gunk and ass
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i think i've had my phone on arabic for over a week now and i have to switch back, not because i gave up trying to read and understand the often disappointing and confusing translations of the ui, but because it mysteriously makes random functions and applications just work worse for no reasonh
i loved having my phone on arabic, i love arabic, seeing more of it actually made me feel better, but the jank was intrusive and disappointing
i need so much more customization on my phone, i want to have a choice yo change my screen resolution i want to be able to hide the goofy ass notch and keeo the space around it for notifs and time and shit, i want to have the choice of playing minecraft at 640:480 this is a phone goddamn it i dont want minecraft in 2k i cant even see that shit it's too hd and the aspect ratio is just too wide for god sake, i downloaded krita for mobile and yhe ui is bad but it could be good but it isn't and i dont havr any options to fix that, just whyis it like this. i kinda wanna delete this version of android to download some other mobile linux or sm. i wanna design my own lock screen that would be so much work but it would also look and feel so much better and sexiér. i dont wanna risk fucking anything up tho
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ai is the past repackaged as the future (only the elon musk ass ai)
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the background music sounds like some depression memory loss remix music
its suck my motherfucking dick sunday
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what does your username "fallahi fag" mean?
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DEAR EDUCATIONALLY NEGLECTED HOMESCHOOLERS
I’ve gathered some resources and tips and tricks on self-educating after educational neglect. This is only what I did and what I know helped me. I’m about to graduate college with honors after having no education past the age of 9. I wouldn’t be here without the following. Everything is free, and at/well above the standard for education in the US.
The holy grail: Khan Academy. Nearly every course you could take is available here, in order and by grade level. Their open-source free courses rival some of the college classes I’ve taken. This is your most solid resource.
For inattentive types: Crash Course offers a variety of courses that are snappy, entertaining, and extremely rewarding. They work for my ADHD brain. They also have college prep advice, which is essential if you’re looking to go to higher education with no classroom experience.
To catch up on your reading: There are certain books that you may have read had you gone to school that you’ve missed out on. This list is the most well-rounded and can fill you in on both children’s books and classic novels that are essential or at least extremely helpful to be familiar with. You can find a majority of these easily at a local library (and some for free in PDF form online low key). There are a few higher level classics in here that I’d highly recommend. If it doesn’t work for you, I’d always recommend asking your local librarian.
*BE AWARE* The book list I recommend suggests you read Harry Potter books, and given their transphobic author you may or may not want to read them. If you choose to, I’d highly recommend buying the books secondhand or borrowing from a library to avoid financially supporting a living author with dangerous and damaging views.
TEST, TEST, TEST: Again, Khan Academy is your go-to for this. I don’t personally like standardized testing, but going through SAT and ACT courses was the best way I found to really reveal my gaps so that I could supplement.
Finally: As much as you can, enjoy the process. Education can be thrilling and teach you so much about yourself, and help shape your view of the world. It can get frustrating, but I’d like to encourage you that everyone can learn. No pace is the perfect pace, and your learning style is the right learning style for you. In teaching yourself, be patient, be kind, and indulge in the subjects you really enjoy without neglecting others. You are your teacher. Give yourself what others chose not to.
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so you're telling me that moroccan people will say something that sounds like "when did you eat your mother's internal organs" to levantine people but egyptians will still understand it as "how ya doin loved one"
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
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i keep thinking about this weird ass lebanese pop song about a guy wishing he was this hot girl's tambak that she lights on her argila (if you don't know argila anatomy i can't help you) (it also has a fucking insane music video to go along with it) and i think thats the spiritual successor to the "god i wish that was me" memite people started saying to random objects that were within the grasp or use of others they are attracted to
the thought just appears in my head oftentimes
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thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time
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WHICH ONE DO I CUT FIRST QUICK QUICK QUICK

Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
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