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How would the slashers react to their SO having to wear glasses? I know its a simple one but ive been thinkin (Maybee you could include Brahms, Michael, Jason? And if you want to do more personally im very down) :)))

Omg yesss. (This is very late srry)

Slashers Reacting to Reader with Glasses.

Michael Myers

Grabs them off of your face when you're in the middle of doing something.

Is humored by the fact that you cannot see very well without them.

Hides them so you have to go looking for them.

Has tried to wear them in secret because he doesn't understand what's so important about them.

Billy Loomis

Calls you a nerd. Definitely doesn't morph into him thinking it's hot, definitely not.

Makes nerd jokes whenever he sees you.

Four eyes is his favorite though, Stu kept saying it so he doesn't use it anymore.

Brahms Heelshire

Thinks they're super cute

Makes a pair of glasses for you without the lenses because he thinks that you would like them.

Develops an obsession with making different frame designs for your glasses, each one matches a different outfit.

Stu Macher

VELMA AND SHAGGY MOMENT?

Anyways, he absolutely loves it when you wear them.

He thinks that it gives you extra character.

Lady Dimitrescu

Assumes that Heisenberg made them for you/they are Heisenberg's and crushes them.

Sees you squinting and bumping into things the next day and wonders if you've gone insane

She later finds out that you need them to see and you don't have an extra pair so she asks Heisenberg to make them. (Ironic)

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HUZZAHH!

After many many hours of fixing ALL of the Masterlist links, it is now complete, though please let me know if some of them don't work

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Patrick Bateman Falling in Love With You

(HEYYY GUYS GUESS WHOS BACKKK)

Watches everything you do.

Thinks you're better than everyone else/makes excuses for why he likes you.

Asks Jean to check on you when you’re in your office

When you agreed to go on a first date with him he made sure that he booked the best table in Dorsia.

While going shopping for new suits he takes into account what outfits you have that will match and if they don’t match then he’ll buy you a new outfit.

Calls you randomly in the middle of the night when he’s worried about things. Sometimes he calls to ask what you think about his business card and whether or not he should change it.

If he realizes that he doesn’t have enough in common with you then he will go out of his way to like and learn about things you like.(He’s just trying to fit in)

Be careful, if he ever gets to meet your mother, he’ll never stop calling her and asking her all about you.

When he’s truly in love, he may even agree to wear matching outfits to the Christmas party.(Martha Maywho and the Grinch? Ofc! And his grumpiness will really bring the character to life)

Also denies that the Christmas thing never happened.

Your first argument will definitely be about which set of his&hers towels match his bathroom the most.(Don’t even think about suggesting anything other than white or black)

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Ok so turns out my masterlist links aren’t working at the moment so for the next few days I’m going to try and fix them

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I ASK, I BEG

Carlos FLUFF.

i need comfort from my bbg i don't want no smut

if you can write it, tysm!

Carlos Fluff Headcannons

Sends you dad jokes

His favorite kind of date night is staying home with you, wearing baggy clothes, and watching movies with takeout from a restaurant you have never even heard of

Absolutely loves sunny breezy days and gets sad whenever it's gloomy outside

Sings when he's in the shower

Needs attention at all times of the day

Likes to surprise you when he comes home from a week-long assignment by wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you all over

LOVES GOING TO THE BEACH.

Eats literally anything and everything

Has random funny stories from work and he loves to tell you them when you're laying in bed right before going to sleep

Is surprisingly good at cooking, though he keeps all of his recipes on a post-it note

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I've been wanting to see headcanons with Hannibal Lecter, Poly! Ghostface and Patrick Bateman with a sensitive reader , i don't know why. Can you do it please?

Ok, I may or may not have forgotten that I can get requests and now there's a pile of them...(Btw I will be changing my pfp and my username, filthyslashertoad.)

Slashers with a Sensitive Reader

Hannibal Lecter

Is probably the best slasher to have as a man.

He isn't one to make jokes or rude comments(kind of...) towards people.

Notices whenever people say things that get to you. (He becomes a bit of a mean girl when people insult you)

Defends you to the end of the earth and makes sure that you're ok afterward.

Poly!Ghostface

Billy and Stu try really hard to not offend you but they both end up making you cry a good bit.

They try to make it up to you but a lot of the time when they do they accidentally either make it worse or do it again later on.

Stu tries to remind Billy since he's a bit forgetful and uses insults to joke with people.

Patrick Bateman

Oh lord.

Uses it to his advantage and manipulates you.

But also at the same time, if anyone tries to manipulate you or insult you, he won't let that slide. ever.

He gets annoyed with you sometimes because of it, but it also helps him to be more self-aware about things that he does. (Not that he really cares but yk)

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The Slashers & Miscellaneous Reacting to You Breaking Your Leg

Patrick Bateman(You already know)

Asks you if you want sparkling water, not painkillers, or comfort, just sparkling water.

If you're in a "relationship" with him, he may bring you his signed record from Huey Lewis and The News so you have something to occupy yourself with.

Michael Myers

Tries to avoid you at all costs because he feels like he might accidentally hurt you.

Even when you're sleeping, he'll sleep somewhere else during that time because he doesn't want to move suddenly and risk you injuring yourself more. (Sympathetic Mikey)

Pyramid Head

Just quietly watches you.

Brings you things that he thinks may help you or that you'll enjoy.

Leon Kennedy

Doesn't really know how to empathize with you properly because he doesn't want to come off as an asshole.

He resorts to sending you little Post-it notes and cards that have horse jokes on them. (Don't ask why they're horses specifically)

(Btw, Chris and Carlos suggested the idea)

Carlos Oliveira

Refuses to leave your side .

Tries his hardest not to cling to you.

He's a super sympathetic boy, so he somewhat blames himself for your injury and feels liable for it. (Pls reassure him)

Poly!Ghostface

Stu brings markers to sign your cast and while he's doing that, Billy is in the corner stressing and overthinking.

Stu draws dinosaurs and little skulls all over your cast, if you're lucky he may even draw one of your favorite horror movie characters, though it has to be labeled because nobody knows who it is.

Heisenberg

Tries to glamorize your cast by making a metal one that has spikes and different decals all over it.

It ends up being a nuisance and he almost stabs himself in the leg when he hugs you.

Hellboy

Keeps a close eye on you for the duration of your injury.

Develops a bit of an attitude when people try to bother you when you're resting or in pain.

Danny Johnson

Sends you dumb articles that loosely or have nothing to do with the fact that you broke your leg and when you ask him why tf he sent it, he just says, "I wanted to make your day better😊"

When he thinks that you're upset with him he shows up with a cast of his own and shouts "TWINS!!! NOW WE CAN GET BETTER TOGETHER."(No he didn't actually break his leg, and yes he will be using it as an excuse to be lazy)

Hannibal Lecter

Becomes your own professional nurse.

Nurse Hannibal is now at your service. Prescribes you any and all medication you need and gives you advice on how to heal as fast as possible.

Takes time off of work to take care of you. (It's not often that he gets to pamper people this way and he enjoys doing it for you)

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Hannibal Fluff Headcannons

If you call him by a nickname(Ex. Hanni), he'll start referring to himself as that.

Tells Will all about you.

He loves to dramatically leave Jack and Will during investigations whenever you two have a date.

He's seen your closet only a handful of times and he's made it his job to memorize the contents of it so he can have matching outfits with you for events. (I'm serious, he'll even match his socks, tie, and pocket handkerchief.

Every now and then when he's scrolling through the news, he finds articles like "10 Fun Places to Go With Your Spouse in Baltimore" and he can't help himself, so he clicks on them and then proceeds to write you a formal invitation to this place.

Btw if he ever meets your parents or grandparents he'll secretly ask them for old family recipes that you love so he can surprise you!

Sends you couples quizzes late at night that see whether or not you're compatible, he doesn't take them seriously but he still thinks they're fun.

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The slashers or their S/O having a toothache. Like how would they deal with/take care of it? I mean no one is immune to everything right?

The Slashers When Their S/O Has a Toothache

Danny Johnson

Tells you to suck it up and then calls you buttercup(Yes, he's totally going to be a dick about the entire situation)

Doesn't have ice in his freezer but he does have a barely chilled bottle of champagne(Totally wasn't planning to have it for tonight)

Tries to WikiHow search what to do about your toothache

Hannibal Lecter

Books you an appointment with the dentist.

Tries to take a look himself just in case it is a serious issue, he did go to medical school after all.

Starts suggesting that it may be an abscess and freaks you about hoe you could potentially get your tooth removed by the dentist.

Bo Sinclair

Asks Lester to get some string and calls you over to a door.

For the love of god explain to him that it's just a toothache because he will pull that tooth out so fast.

Makes you gargle salt water for about 3 hours and swears that it won't hurt the next morning.

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How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Michael Myers

His face may or may not get a lil pink depending on how well you know each other.

Needs some time alone to process.

You don't see him for the rest of the day but when you're sleeping, he gently climbs into bed with you and cuddles with you.

Doesn't let go in the morning.

Clings to you for the rest of the day.

Hannibal Lecter

Thinks it's super cute.

Frames it in his office next to all of his degrees.

Tells Bedelia all about it and asks her what he should give you in return.

Ends up doing absolutely everything he can to spoil you for the next few weeks.

Frees up his schedule for you<3

Billy Loomis

Plays it off and tries to act like it didn't make him love you even more than he already does.

Feels bad when you think he doesn't like it.

Tries to make it up to you by giving you hugs and kisses and watching your favorite movies with you.

He might even offer to cook but if he does, be careful because he may burn the house down.

Stu Macher

Squeals.

Hides from you the whole day because he wants to make a card for you too.

There's way. too. much. glitter

Likes he genuinely pours a whole bottle of glitter into the card and then puts it into an envelope.

Danny Johnson

(I feel like he'd be the type of person to announce random things in a news reporter's voice.)

He'd announce that you'd given him a letter as loud as possible, even if you're in public.

Brings you a bunch of letter-making supplies.

Your letters feed his ego and he absolutely loves it.

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hannibal lecter x bipolar reader please?

I don't know anything about being bipolar so there's nothing I would be able to write about.

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bro istg when are you gonna make slashers being horny part 2??? that shi was too good to not have a part 2 pls i'm begging 😔

Which characters would I do?

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I was wondering if you could do the Dimitrescu Daughters where the daughters love to mess around with the leather belt their S/O wears? Things to hopefully involve: Kissing the belt, tugging on it, poking it, even lightly hitting at it, pulling them by it around the house. All while the S/O gets flustered at how forward they are with the belt.

Sorry, I do not write for any of those characters, please refer to my character list if you would like a different character.

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Poly!Ghostface x reader

"Heyyyyy, Y/N!!!!" Before you could even turn around to see who it was, Stu flung his body at you, wrapping himself around you. "We've missed you today!!!"He was practically screaming in your ear as pressed kisses all over your face.

"Where's Billy?" You question him, trying to pull away from his way too-tight grip.

"Oh, yeah, he's getting your surprise." You look at him, somewhat concerned with what the "surprise" may be.

"Stu, last time you guys got me a surprise it was a matching pajama set that looked like a beetle-"

"To be fair, I was the caterpillar and Billy was a bee, we were matching!" All you can do is shake your head at him.

"Stu, no." A minute later, Stu gets a message from Billy, telling you both to come into the living room. When you walk in there are piles of blankets, candy, snacks, movies, and a huge stuffed animal that Stu says is named Reginald.

"I bought your favorite, snacks, and a few movies-" Before he could finish, Stu cuts him off.

"YEAH, AND, AND WE GOT ENOUGH BLANKETS TO MAKE A PILLOW FORT." He practically screams with excitement.

After everything was set up and all of you were in the fort(Yes, even Reginald), both Stu and Billy wrapped their arms around you, pressing kisses all over you.

"See, I told you this would be a good surprise." You were so happy you couldn't stop smiling, for some reason this made you appreciate them and their love for you.

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Hannibal Lecter fluff

Reserves time in his schedule for you and labels it "Y/N and Hannibal Time™"

Loves spooning and goes out of his way to wrap his body around you and hold you close to him

Fantasizes about bringing you to Florence one day, maybe not to his old home but just around the city.

Takes you for wine tastings and vintage auctions.

Has cufflinks that match one of your necklaces.

Has a notebook full of your preferences and things you appreciate.

Loves walking by places he's been with you, they remind him of how much he loves you.

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Hi, I would like a matchup with a male resident evil character. Info about me: 5’1, glasses, got a little chub on me. I like to wear loose fitted clothing. And I love to dye my hair. I got some anger issues, but im very self aware of who I am. I have communication issues and maybe some commitment issues. I like my personal space a lot, though I don’t mind PDA. Things I like to do are workout and make edits of anime/manga on TikTok. And I like to to listen to PLAZA, chase Atlantic, the neighborhood, and other songs that sound good to me. I would rather stay home most times, but when I go out I have tons of energy for the whole day(with my friends). I just started reading ur works and I love them so far. Also, I hope this is enough and was done correctly.

Ok

(I’m gonna be honest, you don’t really match any of them very well, but this is the one that might be a lil more compatible)

I match you with:

Leon Kennedy

Thinks your music taste is cool.

Loves to stay at home with you whenever he has an off day.

Has fun dyeing your hair with you and has considered dyeing his.

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Heisenberg Smut Hcs

(CW: SMUT, specifically: Dacryphilia, Choking, Impact Play, Voyeurism, Breeding Kink, Sadism)

His top kink is definitely sadism, it just brings a wide smile to his face when he sees your face scrunched in discomfort.

Is packing, 6 inches soft and 7 inches hard.

Loves spanking, though he prefers using his hands rather than a paddle.

If you're into it he'll choke you while he's fucking you from behind.

Tries to overstimulate you as much as possible so that he can see tears run down your face.

One way to get him riled up is to whisper to him about how much you want him to breed you. It genuinely drives him crazy.