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Ain't no way those motherfuckers put those bitches looking at each other like that and expected us to believe they weren't madly in love

"she didn't want anything to do with me"

"I have to say goodbye to the thing I love most"

And with those lines??

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From "you're Henry's birth mother?" to "she'll always be Madam Mayor to me." they found each other over and over again, in every realm, in every situation.

they are the embodiment of true love and I don't care about what anyone else says

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got to season 4 in the rewatch, their energy is insane

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Babe was a bit of a firebug.

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Someone on X said Jac is having all these interviews and talking about all these deleted Agathario scenes because she's seeing the outrage about lack of backstory and trying to do damage control. Dare I say I believe this to be true?

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Agatha All Along 1x01 || Once Upon a Time 1x02

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Wait. Agatha is always present in moments of death and devastation (the hindenburg, the titanic, etc). Looking at what we might know about Rio and Agatha’s history, these tragedies could serve as offerings from Agatha to Death herself. She sacrifices all these people to give Death “bodies,” something she’s expressed she needs.

Just this episode Agatha joked about having a fair share of people she’s killed. I think she does that to get ahead, and just because she can, and maybe to appease Death, an entity she could’ve worshipped for a long time. One that worships her back, perhaps.

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“How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit?”

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"I like it here." | "You can hear me now."

Agatha Harkness and Billy Maximoff reunite.

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.06 Familiar By Thy Side

WANDAVISION 1.07 Breaking The Fourth Wall

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the difference in the way xena and gabrielle each tell someone “sorry i’m already taken” will always crack me up

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Jac Schaeffer giving the gays everything they want in new interview [x]

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Agatha All Along 1x01 || Once Upon a Time 1x02

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AGATHA ALL ALONG: DARKEST HOUR WAKE THY POWER

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My work boots are the most expensive shoes I’ve ever owned.

Also the most comfortable. I chose them after trying on several different brands and comparing lifespan vs usage vs comfort - I needed them for a physically demanding job, not the weekend hiking trails. I could have easily chosen cheaper boots that would have lasted long enough to be worth their low price, but I know the Sam Vimes Boot Theory and knew weaker, less comfortable boots would make my life harder in the long run.

So when the outside edge of the heel started wearing down after three years of heavy use I went to the shop I got them from and said “hey this is a common problem for me with how I walk but now it’s affecting my ankles and knees and I don’t wanna have to buy a new pair, is there a way to fix this?”

The salesman at this very fancy upscale boot store said “oh yeah, there’s a shoe repair place that can give you some heel guards - it’ll keep the rubber from wearing out.”

So at 8am this morning right after my 9hr shift ends I went to the shoe repair shop and it is the most hole-in-the-wall, is-this-a-real-business-or-a-mafia-front, am-I-gonna-get-shot tiny cinder block cube I’ve ever seen in my life. I grew up plenty poor and love me a good hole-in-the-wall business, but going from upscale store to this cash-only repair shop gave me whiplash. Wasn’t expecting this when a guy who wears three piece suits to sell boots said it’s the best place to go.

The skinny kid behind the counter looks somehow 16 and 25 at the same time, but when I tell him this place was recommended he smiles and says to hand over my boots. I hand him the vaguely warm foot-smelling boots, and stand in my socks in the 3’ square entryway surrounded by every color leather polish you could buy and watch as he turns my boots around in his hands, sizes up a crescent moon bits of plastic, and unceremoniously hammers tiny nails through them before handing them back.

The heels are perfectly level again. I can walk without almost rolling my ankles. They don’t clack loudly on the pavement or feel different. This is gonna fix my knee pain. It cost $10.

This kid had every tool he needed within arms reach, worked fast and smoothly, I was in and out the door in less than 8 minutes, and it only cost $10.

I didn’t think anything could cost only $10 anymore. I’m so used to hyperinflation prices I was spiritually thrown back to the 1400’s visiting the cobbler in town square. This kid might have been that cobbler and just decided to never die.

I’m still reeling from the whiplash, and gobsmacked at the price, and thrilled I didn’t have to go buy new, worse work boots (cuz I don’t have that kind of money for a second pair, I’m expecting these ones to last a decade) and it feels like I just experienced one of the rare little chunks of magic that floats around our world.

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Saw this on Twitter I think this is a really great theory

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