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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

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This

What people think perfectionism is: I’m going to do this 1,000 times until it’s completely perfect, and it doesn’t matter how tired I am or how many times I fail. Everything I do is super precise and I have absolute confidence but also am super pedantic about getting it right.

What perfectionism actually is: If I don’t get this right on the first try I’m going to cry in a corner and call myself a failure for the rest of my life. I’ve gotten nothing productive done because of this.

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Have you met me

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

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Sit down and think before you post

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

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Me

This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, trans, non-binary, intersex, bi, pan, aro, ace, generally queer, or are REALLY obsessed with tea.

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Tits out for Joanne

tits out for no particular reason

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When I look at myself walking past a mirror while holding a thing of cookie butter

when i catch my cat eating plastic

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what about chubby queers talking to other queers

lesbians who talk to girls are braver than any u.s. marine

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just @ me next time 

the thot thiccens…

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Gay

Ya ever feel so gay sometimes it just fuckin hurts like?

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How to navigate impulses in college

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The dream

the only ‘guns’ american needs are butch womens’ powerful, strong arms

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This is important

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This is important 

reblog as a millennial future homeowner #millennialfuturehomeowner

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When my boyfriend starts eating my food before I do but I still love him.

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